Please, please read. I need help. I'm not lying.

Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Please, please read. I need help. I'm not lying.

Don_Key: Apr 1, 2005; Do not run. We come in peace. Do not run.

How in the world did you think posting this in GBS was a good idea?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2006 02:24

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:11

Don_Key: Apr 1, 2005; Do not run. We come in peace. Do not run.

Alias777 posted:

X is family...

Your not to smart.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2006 02:27

Don_Key: Apr 1, 2005; Do not run. We come in peace. Do not run.

Alias777 posted:

The punishment would be very, very bad. Think no more place to live.

Maybe, if I can somehow contact the fraudulent company or bank, I can get a chargeback and it won't be on the statement...

I recommend you find a sports book in your area and place a large number of dog racing bets. You'll be square with Mom in no time, and you'll even be able to buy yourself a new place to live when she inevitably kicks you out on your pimply rear end.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2006 02:36

Don_Key: Apr 1, 2005; Do not run. We come in peace. Do not run.

Alias777 posted:

Thank you. PM sent.

Oh no this can't be real

# ¿ Mar 12, 2006 02:38

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Please, please read. I need help. I'm not lying.