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Il meglio
Nov 2, 2005

by Fistgrrl
whoever this person is he's grade-a goon. post from what would you tell your 13-year-old self thread:

Djynn Flyssa posted:

-You're gay. No, really.
-You're also a freak. EMBRACE IT.
-Don't stop acting, it's what you're best at.
-Don't bother with ADD meds, they'll only make you feel worse.
-Don't let yourself get any fatter than you are now.
-The following bands are awesome, and you will kick yourself for not discovering them sooner: NIN, MSI, The Flaming Lips, Muse.
-In Year 10 you will get the chance to bludgeon Tom Lewis with a variable resistor. Do it harder.
-2 Sense just started. Give it a listen, it's awesome.
-Don't bother with those jerks. Jake is cool, stick with him.
-If ever Giles asks to share an acting part with you,DECLINE IMMEDIATELY.

And finally, good luck. You'll need it. :unsmith:

okay, this guy's a gay freak. whatever. let's look at the profile

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=113135

quote:

Biography yoshidjinn@hotmail.com

yoshi? you couldn't mean...

http://timyoshi.proboards107.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=djynnflyssa

oh my god

let's check out one of his yoshi posts

quote:

Name: Djynn Flyssa
Gender: Male
Age: Doesn't know, most likely mid-late teens
Scale Colour: green
Stomach/cheek Colour: White
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair: Blond, kinda long, messy
Spike/Saddle Colour: Doesn't usually wear a saddle, but he has various ones.
Shoe Colour: Barefoot!
Equipment: Amethyst pendant hanging around his neck.

quit posting in helldump and the rest of sa you strange goon

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Il meglio
Nov 2, 2005

by Fistgrrl
oh found something else

http://toshi21.deviantart.com/journal/

http://toshi21.deviantart.com/

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

Il meglio posted:

you strange goon

WHOA that's pretty harsh dude

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Il meglio posted:

whoever this person is he's grade-a goon. post from what would you tell your 13-year-old self thread:


okay, this guy's a gay freak. whatever. let's look at the profile

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=113135


yoshi? you couldn't mean...

http://timyoshi.proboards107.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=djynnflyssa

oh my god

let's check out one of his yoshi posts


quit posting in helldump and the rest of sa you strange goon
this is perhaps the single most damning callout thread yet

7744
Mar 27, 2003

It had no choice. Their defense grid was smashed. We'd won. Taking out Carr then would make no difference. Skynet had to wipe out his entire existence!


I eat lightning and crap thunder. Luckily my loo-paper is nice and soft.

Beautiful Flower
Apr 9, 2007

Peter Gabriel's solo stuff is pretty ok imho
and lo, the audience, bedecked in the comfort of their anonymity and besotten with cheap drink, did cry for bloodshed, shouting "...meltdown! ...meltdown! ...meltdown! ...meltdown!"

A big dumb baby
May 2, 2003

Gryphyn
Mar 7, 2007
LIBERAL ARTS RAPED MY TENDER VIRGIN ASSHOLE
Kill it.

tunnel for cars
Oct 20, 2004
it's a fakepost because there is nobody actually named Giles that's just a made-up TV name

edit: holy poo poo yoshi whaaaaaat

Quixotic
Sep 2, 2004
So what's worse anyway, the Yoshi freaks or the Sonic freaks

Il meglio
Nov 2, 2005

by Fistgrrl

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Il meglio posted:



I can't even loving visually process this, my retinas are trying to protect me from myself

AgrippaNothing
Feb 11, 2006

When flying, please wear a suit and tie just like me.
Just upholding the social conntract!

teekun posted:



lol

Il meglio
Nov 2, 2005

by Fistgrrl
http://www.legendaryfrog.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=10&sid=365e8179c82c0dc7dd481fe168dc334c

loving JACKPOT!

quote:

Interests: Yoshi, friends, sci-fi, British comedy, yaoi, Monty Python, yiff, videogames, being in love...

djynn show us your yoshi fursuit please

Yanni Estacado
May 3, 2007

by T. Mascis

Il meglio posted:

http://www.legendaryfrog.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=10&sid=365e8179c82c0dc7dd481fe168dc334c

loving JACKPOT!


djynn show us your yoshi fursuit please

djynn take your lovely burns and weird rear end on out of here

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Argh, furry with attitude.

Yanni Estacado
May 3, 2007

by T. Mascis

Cane Break posted:

djynn take your lovely burns and weird rear end on out of here

actually melting down in here would be cool too but whatever.

Gryphyn
Mar 7, 2007
LIBERAL ARTS RAPED MY TENDER VIRGIN ASSHOLE
Birthday: 01 May 1990

I hate teenagers.

MatrixSchmatrix
Jul 1, 2006

teekun posted:



they have their name written in exactly the same way on a banner and on the drum

that's dedication

Il meglio
Nov 2, 2005

by Fistgrrl
in case anyone isnt playing close attention yoshi is singing a loving song by default which is worse than being a furry probably

A big dumb baby
May 2, 2003

MatrixSchmatrix posted:

they have their name written in exactly the same way on a banner and on the drum

that's dedication

such are yoshis

Yanni Estacado
May 3, 2007

by T. Mascis

Gryphyn posted:

Birthday: 01 May 1990

I hate teenagers.

Well you see, when converted to yoshi years....

MatrixSchmatrix
Jul 1, 2006

teekun posted:

such are yoshis

so noble, so honorable...

Beautiful Flower
Apr 9, 2007

Peter Gabriel's solo stuff is pretty ok imho

Gryphyn posted:

Birthday: 01 May 1990

I hate teenagers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he's only 17 and he's that hosed up? The only place to go is down.

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
of all the random poo poo to obsess and fetishize - yoshi?

really? yoshi?

huh

Tybuc
Jan 12, 2004

I’m just trying to change my life because I’m not above killing any drug dealer for money.
Signature
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"I'm a wiggly worm!
I'm a wiggly worm!
How do you do?
I love you!
I'm a wiggly worm!"


http://timyoshi.proboards107.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=djynnflyssa

what in gods name

TheSkipster
Jul 1, 2004

Randbrick posted:

of all the random poo poo to obsess and fetishize - yoshi?

really? yoshi?

huh

I didn't know this was actually a real obsession until now. That's just strange.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Randbrick posted:

of all the random poo poo to obsess and fetishize - yoshi?

really? yoshi?

huh

Well you see it has that tongue,

Quixotic
Sep 2, 2004

Randbrick posted:

of all the random poo poo to obsess and fetishize - yoshi?

really? yoshi?

huh
There was a weekend web about a yoshi fan forum. They are out there.
edit: here it is http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/lunas-neo-yoshi.php

Curlydave
Mar 19, 2006
My chosen presidential candidate supports the genocide in Darfur, and I stand by him 100%

Captain Blasphemy posted:

WHOA that's pretty harsh dude

well, the text he quoted was pretty damning

MatrixSchmatrix
Jul 1, 2006

isn't the idea behind thinking about what you'd say to your younger self to look back from a mature adult's perspective on all the foolishness and mistakes of youth?

when i was a child, i drew yoshi as a child...

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TheSkipster posted:

I didn't know this was actually a real obsession until now. That's just strange.
Do we rank Yoshi obsession above or below Chocobo obsession?

verix
Jul 3, 2002

The ghosts of a billion dead mosquitos.

Djynn Flyssa posted:

-2 Sense just started. Give it a listen, it's awesome.
good christ it's bad enough he opens with HAY GUYZ I'M GAY but he also listens to some horrible high-pitched wanna-be furry comedian and likes him? gently caress.

tunnel for cars
Oct 20, 2004
gay dude yoshi cloaca tastes like love, like home

Il meglio
Nov 2, 2005

by Fistgrrl

Lowtax posted:

Do we rank Yoshi obsession above or below Chocobo obsession?

yoshi's got mad street cred

chocobo's kind of a newcomer to the scene

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
kirby is clearly the best random nintendo character to fetishize, i mean he's a white blob that defines itself through arbitrary consumption

it's absolutely tailor-made for goons

SCOTT SMAGO
Aug 10, 2003

Quixotic posted:

So what's worse anyway, the Yoshi freaks or the Sonic freaks

They're both equally bad.

MatrixSchmatrix
Jul 1, 2006

Randbrick posted:

kirby is clearly the best random nintendo character to fetishize, i mean he's a white blob that defines itself through arbitrary consumption

it's absolutely tailor-made for goons

no you can only fetishize things you can ride

the idea of something able to bear one's weight is the most outlandish goon fantasy

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Randbrick posted:

kirby is clearly the best random nintendo character to fetishize, i mean he's a white blob that defines itself through arbitrary consumption

it's absolutely tailor-made for goons

not kawaii enough

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Beautiful Flower
Apr 9, 2007

Peter Gabriel's solo stuff is pretty ok imho

Lowtax posted:

Do we rank Yoshi obsession above or below Chocobo obsession?

I think you have to be obese to be obsessed with Chocobos. Simply on the basis of girth, I'm going to say that yoshi obsession is less despicable Perhaps a 7.8 on the WTF scale as opposed to the 7.9 that chocobo obsession garners.