Remember that crazy Zelda wedding?

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Standish: May 21, 2001

Just to remind everyone from the last thread, this person has a list of (self-diagnosed) personality disorders as long as your arm:

multiple personalities which she blames all her craziness on
borderline personality disorder (also known as "crazy bitch syndrome)
wants to get a sex change
her boyfriend is a bisexual furry porn "artist"
also takes naked pictures of her flabby carcass and posts them on the internet

Standish fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jul 21, 2007

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Standish: May 21, 2001

Also this is the person who inspired Helldump to create "CRAZY BITCH BINGO":

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# ¿ Jul 21, 2007 11:29

Standish: May 21, 2001

Lissedae posted:

Honestly? In no particular order, here are my reasons.

1) I got the pictures. I felt like posting them.
2) I wanted to show people that there were no costumes etc etc. A lot of people had a purely wrong idea from the last thread.
3) I needed to waste some time.
4) I honestly enjoy some of the feedback/AIM convos the other thread, and this thread, inspire.
5) I find the trolling about as funny as the trolls do.
6) I wanted to weed out the rear end-goon con goers and the good con goers.

I think that's all.

I can't help but notice that all those reasons boil down to "to get attention".

# ¿ Jul 21, 2007 12:02

Standish: May 21, 2001

Mister No posted:

dude shes married she wont have sex with you.

One of her evil personalities might though, phone her and ask for "Eris".

# ¿ Jul 21, 2007 12:09

Standish: May 21, 2001

vas0line posted:

Congratulations on your marriage. Don't worry about those dickheads who talk poo poo. When faced with a woman, they cower in fear and wet their pants, or poo poo their pants if they are from GBS. They are also probably fat greasy neckbeards without much more to do than flame people on the internet.

IrishHeathen posted:

I've seen fatter, uglier people getting married.
Trust me, she's not /that/ bad.

I will guarantee you that you've never seen anyone crazier get married.

Standish fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jul 21, 2007

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Standish: May 21, 2001

Goetian posted:

This brings up a good point. Anybody who comes onto this forum SHOULD expect to be ridiculed, because making fun of people is loving funny. Since everyone will get teased sooner or later over something, you have to be able to laugh at yourself, especially if you post personal information with as much humor potential as she did.

Where it crosses the line, though, is when people confuse these petty insults with legitimate reasons to criticize someone. Go ahead, call her fat and ugly, but don't say this a serious reason for her not to marry. It's not.

Calling her house with rape threats is absolutely beyond the pale. How can you not realise you're threatening to RAPE SOMEONE for having a triforce on their wedding cake? At that point, it's not remotely funny anymore, it's just sick, and shows a disturbing lack of maturity and moral judgment.

We need to start banning people for not reading threads. I even put a neat little bulleted list for you on the first page, for Christ's sake.

She didn't get 22 pages of replies because she's fat and ugly (she isn't particularly either); she got 22 pages of replies because she is a human trainwreck who has diagnosed herself with multiple personalities as an excuse for her horrible personality, eating disorders and poor life decisions; she married a man but wants to get a female-to-male sexchange herself; she is obsessed with a videogame to the point where she got a Zelda tattoo and had a (mildly!) Zelda-themed wedding at an anime con; she craves attention so much she came back and posted this thread after the same thing in her last two threads; she is 19 and is marrying "the love of her life", an overweight furry porn artist who works in Walmart.

Also that rape threat is probably made up, because she's a crazy bitch and crazy bitches make up lies to get attention.

Standish fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Jul 22, 2007

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