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Wait... he had a friend in art school who did this? And they didn't realize goatee + plaster = pain and injury? Someone wasn't paying attention in class!  Oh, and on a helpful note, tell him he's gotta sacrifice that goatee unless he wants a huge copay from the hospital. Besides, all they're going to do is shave that sucker off, so he might as well do it at home and save himself the assrape.
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Again, shave the sucker. If you have any small hair-trimming scissors, use that. Barring that, a razor blade would work only if the plaster is stuck on hair and not skin; otherwise, you're in for a shitload of blood and pain. Oh, and while you're at it, he's got a zit on his left cheek. Grab that sucker too.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:16
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Out of curiosity, has he been moving and flexing his mouth and lower face in order to help dislodge some of the plaster? I mean, the hairs that are stuck in there are gone for good, but the less skin that plaster is touching, the better off you're going to be. Also, you three ruined a perfectly good plaster face mask. But hey, if the plaster removal goes poorly, you already have a wonderfully creepy death mask for his grieving widow.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:38
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FetusPorn posted:Note: DON'T VOMIT! You have now implanted in his mind the most horrifying subconscious suggestion imaginable.
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Nov 29, 2007 08:43
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Those eyes have a lot of hurt in them. I now sorta feel bad. Except that you're using my small scissor idea, so it's OK 'cause I'm helping! 
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Nov 29, 2007 08:46
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Looks like the scissors are doing the trick. Good for you guys. Also, comedy gold seeing a perfectly preserved mustache in plaster. You two better keep that thing and stick it on the mantle.
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Nov 29, 2007 09:11
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