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toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Nitrox posted:

It's when parents have too much money and pay zero attention to the child's development. This is what you get. This kind of entitled cretin.

:emptyquote:

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

The more you look at the photos for more than 2 seconds the more you find

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

90k to build my rear end, dude used putty knives and filler from home depot to build that thing

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
I imagine that copious amounts of caulk were involved as well

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

slidebite posted:

The more you look at the photos for more than 2 seconds the more you find



v6 stick

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
There's about 40 cans of Great Stuff in that body work.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

You’d think that he would take time to clean the interior before posting the ad. There are stains and spills everywhere.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Mr. Apollo posted:

You’d think that he would take time to clean the interior before posting the ad. There are stains and spills everywhere.

The guy isn't too bright, shocking

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

TotalLossBrain posted:



What is wrong with that guy

I'm going with boomer brain worms

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



He pulled the detective stuff, does anyone have a screenshot?

E: never mind, someone posted it on the last page but it didn’t load for me the first time.

22 Eargesplitten fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Sep 15, 2019

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


My tires cost mower them most of these peoples cars that hit me up with the madness. 

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

22 Eargesplitten posted:

He pulled the detective stuff, does anyone have a screenshot?

E: never mind, someone posted it on the last page but it didn’t load for me the first time.

But my VPN :ohdear:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Just saw a Phaeton with temp tags. Imagine making this mistake in 2019.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Just saw a Phaeton with temp tags. Imagine making this mistake in 2019.

Anyone in 2019 buying a VW Phaeton knows EXACTLY what they’re doing, and they just don’t care.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

MrYenko posted:

Anyone in 2019 buying a VW Phaeton knows EXACTLY what they’re doing, and they just don’t care.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Just saw a Phaeton with temp tags. Imagine making this mistake in 2019.
but...but “stealth wealth”

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

but...but “stealth wealth”

Stwealth?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Are they that bad?

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

slidebite posted:

Are they that bad?
Besides the usual early 2000s VW electrical gremlins you get to do fun things like dropping the engine to replace the O2 sensors.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

slidebite posted:

Are they that bad?

They’re a triumph of German engineering over common sense. They’re glorious in the same way a Biturbo is.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Are those the ones that had the w12?
If they are, then also, 12 spark plugs to change. Should only take a few extra minutes right?

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
They came with a V8 and the W12 was the up option engine. The V8 is the way to go if you don't hate yourself, it's also the cowards way out.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



MrYenko posted:

Anyone in 2019 buying a VW Phaeton knows EXACTLY what they’re doing, and they just don’t care.

With how lovely this thing was, I don't think they have a clue.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
look once you take the body off the frame a few times it is easy to change the oil on a phaeton.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The perfect pair of vehicles in the garage would be the W12 along with a 6.0 Powerstroke.

Luxury car combined with the utility of a truck.

Of course when you want to drive either one of them you realize both engines are not really attached to the vehicle body.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Colostomy Bag posted:

The perfect pair of vehicles in the garage would be the W12 along with a 6.0 Powerstroke.

Luxury car combined with the utility of a truck.

Of course when you want to drive either one of them you realize both engines are not really attached to the vehicle body.

I must be missing a reference of some sort. Aren't engines always attached to the frames, or what passes for a frame in a unibody?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

When I said 'attached to' guess I should have said 'surrounded by'.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
He meant to say it's currently being repaired

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Because any repair to the engine on either of those vehicles requires engine-out, just for clarity.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/calgary/lambo-kit-car/1458703679?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true



spent $4000 on duct tape and spraypaint

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I have to say, out of the thousands of posts of crap cars...that lambo one ranks up there.

Bass Ackwards
Nov 14, 2003

Anything can be used as a hammer if you try hard enough.

Lamborghini Diablows.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Powershift posted:

spent $4000 on duct tape and spraypaint

Pls help, my family is dying

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I like "just found out it has a salvage title, but open for trades for cars with clean titles."

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


TotalLossBrain posted:

Pls help, my family is dying

spend less on lamborghinis

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Powershift posted:

spend less on lamborghinis

no

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



$7500 is the *reduced* price? This ad reads like a joke. "Complete with JUNKYARD MOTOR!!!!"
It's a '92 Caravan that's been cut up. It would have to have $7000 worth of alcohol in that bar to make it $7500.

boxen
Feb 20, 2011
Today I learned old Dodge minivans can be all-wheel drive. Whether that one actually is or not is an open question.

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
“I dunno honey, noone’s buying it!”

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