The life and times of the SA Support Robot

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Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Ape Agitator posted:

Holy poo poo, that's amazing. If I didn't already have an avatar I'd have something like that, no question.

# ? Jun 11, 2008 18:28

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Garth Algar: Jun 9, 2007; Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

Ape Agitator posted:

I thought that was loving nanaca crash for a second :psyduck:

Great submissions so far!

# ? Jun 11, 2008 18:31

Darkwing_Duck: Aug 22, 2002; Boldly going where no beer has gone before.

Ape Agitator posted:

Donny Robot: Attorney at Law

This thread is killing me.

# ? Jun 11, 2008 18:33

wheezy360: Mar 8, 2006

Battle Bott posted:

Nice one Donny, I didn't know you could do that!

Someone buy this guy an avatar. This is loving ace.

# ? Jun 11, 2008 19:15

RichLather: Mar 5, 2003; Just your average Civil War reenacting, video editing, anime watching, badfilm loving goon.

Brick Hardmeat posted:

That's not Donny, that's WALL-E.

WRONG. That is Johnny Five. Johnny Five alive! Need inpuuuut!

# ? Jun 11, 2008 19:32

Earl Warren: Jul 27, 2007; Now who's being na�ve?

The SA Support Robot is a helpful robot, picking up women's clothing before following them to unknown, possibly forbidden planets.

# ? Jun 11, 2008 19:50

ukulele bastard: Dec 5, 2006; Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbara Streisand!

This was better in my head. Although it didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would when I got started on it. The bar was just set so drat high by earlier submissions!

# ? Jun 11, 2008 21:42

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

he also was the grandfather of fellow goon ADHDan!!!

ephex fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jun 11, 2008

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Stexils: Jun 5, 2008

Careful, Indy. The natives guarded Donny well.

# ? Jun 11, 2008 22:46

Chiquita Manana: Jun 10, 2008; The Man that beats the Ban.

This must be from Donny's short lived career as a ouija like board game for those weird homeschool kids that always got beat up when they went to the playground.

# ? Jun 11, 2008 23:04

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

he also got a small role in an epic scifi series

# ? Jun 11, 2008 23:05

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Blobone posted:

Careful, Indy. The natives guarded Donny well.

I wouldn't sweat it, brother Blobone. He's done this once before.

Doedipus posted:

(from p.3)

Although, that is a very distant F/B. I suppose diversity is important.

ephex posted:

he also was the grandfather of fellow goon ADHDan!!!

Hahaha! This is awesome, and I love all of the crosspost ones! It's like being in on a very specific, complex inside joke without actually having to...you know... go outside. All the better.

# ? Jun 11, 2008 23:07

Stexils: Jun 5, 2008

HoboZero posted:

I wouldn't sweat it, brother Blobone. He's done this once before.

Although, that is a very distant F/B. I suppose diversity is important.

Hahaha! This is awesome, and I love all of the crosspost ones! It's like being in on a very specific, complex inside joke without actually having to...you know... go outside. All the better.

Crap, beaten. Dammit.

I'm going to do another and put it in that post to make up for it...

Stexils fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jun 11, 2008

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adwkiwi: Nov 16, 2004; I understand perfectly. And I don't care.

Battle Bott posted:

Battle Bott, Jesus loving Christ. That's all I to say on those gems. drat.

Fake edit: Hmm, timg no work. I've seen this before and I can't remember what the deal was. Never mind, they deserve to live on this page at full size anyway

# ? Jun 11, 2008 23:37

Munky_Magic: Jul 3, 2004

ephex posted:

he also was the grandfather of fellow goon ADHDan!!!

This is my favourite so far. I actually laughed out loud. Very well done.

# ? Jun 11, 2008 23:50

Refried Bees: Jun 23, 2005; I like to make romance in you.

ephex posted:

he also was the grandfather of fellow goon ADHDan!!!

awesomeness

Thank you brighting my day with this!

# ? Jun 11, 2008 23:54

DominionOfSatyr: Jan 14, 2008; Deconsecrate

"What is that?!"

# ? Jun 12, 2008 00:20

Blindeye: Sep 22, 2006; I can't believe I kissed you!

ephex posted:

he also got a small role in an epic scifi series

I owe you something, that's great.

# ? Jun 12, 2008 00:26

Convicted Bibliophile: Dec 2, 2004; I am the night.

Everytime I think this thread is dead someone comes along and creams everything that came before them. Awesome submissions from everyone! The animated Donny, especially.

# ? Jun 12, 2008 00:27

space pope: Apr 5, 2003

GhostDog posted:

I tried another one. Couldn't get that hand right. Any tips?

Is that from Fritz Lang's metropolis?

BooDoug187 posted:

drat Robo-sexuals flaunting their unnatural... sexual deviancies on the street! Space Pope needs to speak up about this!

Well, considering my taste for necrophelia, I hardly think I have the high moral ground to criticize a robosexual. Wouldn't that be pretty hypocritical?

# ? Jun 12, 2008 00:28

EvilJay: Jul 25, 2005

proto_potty posted:

Donny would have gotten the part but block head slept with the producer...

This is awesome, really nice job.

# ? Jun 12, 2008 00:31

kawa1888: Oct 29, 2007; The horror.

George, Sr.: A picture like that, Michael, can end your career.

Michael: Not in every case.

# ? Jun 12, 2008 01:17

ScaryFast: Apr 16, 2003

Being colorblind, I can't tell if the colors match up or not. Someone tell me if they don't! :P

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LeosBoots: Aug 26, 2005; The mail is the one final hope for resurrecting a dead planet from its ashes, and the letter carriers are the brave soldiers of God in this righteous crusade.

^ ^
Donny had an important role in that movie. In addition to being able to sink to the bottom and just grab treasure, he was also the most talented actor.

Great thread guys.

# ? Jun 12, 2008 02:27

ScaryFast: Apr 16, 2003

I felt her body was outstanding in that movie. There's one scene where she's swimming and her nipples are fully erect. My penis gave them a standing ovation.

# ? Jun 12, 2008 02:32

Chinese Tony Danza: Oct 30, 2007; Crappy Cat Connoisseur

Battle Bott posted:

Nice one Donny, I didn't know you could do that!

Notes:
Haha. I was looking for 3ds max tutorials about crowds, and saw a spin kick animation. I then remembered that since I wrangled Donny into a biped, I could copy paste animations. I did so, and this is the result. I had a hard time finding a host though, so I just used my own.

This needs to be rigged as a Garry's Mod ragdoll and/or player model. Outstanding!

# ? Jun 12, 2008 02:47

Stexils: Jun 5, 2008

The Forums are down. Go back to the shadows!

YOU

SHALL NOT

POST!

Stexils fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jun 12, 2008

# ? Jun 12, 2008 04:34

The Wurst Poster: Apr 8, 2005; Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Blobone posted:

The Forums are down. Go back to the shadows!

...

YOU

...

SHALL NOT

...

PASS!

Don't you mean "YOU SHALL NOT EMAIL!"?

# ? Jun 12, 2008 05:39

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

Wait, Donny or Donnie?

And yes, he has already said it so you don't have to!

(I suck at photardshop)

Also, first submission to one of these threads, so comments are appreciated! You can give them as PMs if you want to avoid cluttering the thread

# ? Jun 12, 2008 06:02

Stexils: Jun 5, 2008

e: never mind

Stexils fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jun 12, 2008

# ? Jun 12, 2008 06:34

Bedevere: Jun 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

an soemone do a Donny/HK-47 crossover?

Seriously, eviscerate some meatbags!

# ? Jun 12, 2008 21:48

Gummy Joe: Aug 16, 2007; Well, I wouldn't have Ol' Chomper here, that's for sure!

Bedevere posted:

an soemone do a Donny/HK-47 crossover?

"Conjecture: Fleshy meatbags with their primitive technological skills are attempting to repair the damage their clumsy pink fingers have caused. Do not attempt to e-mail them. Things would become most...unfortunate if you did."

# ? Jun 12, 2008 21:57

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Bedevere posted:

an soemone do a Donny/HK-47 crossover?

Seriously, eviscerate some meatbags!

Holy poo poo, dibsdibsdibs

# ? Jun 12, 2008 22:05

GhostDog: Jul 30, 2003; Always see everything.

space pope posted:

Is that from Fritz Lang's metropolis?

Yep.

Orginal:

# ? Jun 12, 2008 22:38

seance snacks: Mar 30, 2007

Unfortunately, there aren't any high res photos of an Indian call center.

# ? Jun 12, 2008 23:28

SubjectiveC: Jun 12, 2008

-

Donny is a high-ranking member of the Catholic Church.

# ? Jun 12, 2008 23:32

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Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Well folks, I guess that's about enough of that. I can't begin to thank everyone enough for creating such stellar images; this was an awesome thread! I'll close it down now so it doesn't fade away into a seldom-updated amalgam of low-effort crap and lackluster trolling. I feel that you've all brought us to a high note at which it's best to end on. I can only hope that the next PShop thread turns out nearly as well as this one.

Bravo!

# ? Jun 13, 2008 07:15

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