Advent calendar then! Snatter Claus And The spirrit of Christmas!

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Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Yes yes yesssssssssssssssssssss it is snater time m8ys! Open the dore!

# ¿ Dec 1, 2008 12:00

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:16

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Oh god m8s what if this is us but from the future and stuck in some horrible time vertox thing were we get turned ito chcolite? :ohdear:

Oh well. nom nom nom

# ¿ Dec 1, 2008 16:31

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

Mohohohoe he looks like a duck

# ¿ Dec 2, 2008 18:01

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Oe no m8s non of this choclit for me. I got somthings in my i. Just giv me a sec m8s...

:cry:

# ¿ Dec 4, 2008 13:24

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

Snatter III: Beyond Igloodome

...I hope that albino looking bloke wasn't the evil snomans

# ¿ Dec 5, 2008 10:01

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Not many of yuo are noming this choc so I will take a big nom. NOM.

Also, I bets snatter just has amanisa.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2008 13:55

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

Oe Rudorf it is okay you can get help if you really want it but you have to want to change otherwise you will die of liver failure.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2008 10:35

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

..with those scary mouths that are like metal rings and eyes that are covered in wires and metal eyelids,

...This better be just Red Herrings, beardy Hanson Man, because it sounds like MECHASNATTER to me.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2008 14:27

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

CrackSpider posted:

I sae... Dore 8, option 3!

It hasn't been picked yet, and every dore deserves a chance

Yes, I have a good feeling about dore 3!

# ¿ Dec 8, 2008 23:39

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

how else do you think bowy can dispense chocolate the way he does

I didn't want to think about that :argh:

# ¿ Dec 9, 2008 11:27

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

Well! That was nice, but now we should be moving on. What's that brass ring attached to a big stone slab you're fiddling about with anyway, leave it aloen. yes that one, the one that's the 0 of a big 10. what are you fiddulling with that for.

IT A DORE

OEPN THE DORE

(oh god didn't we wiggle he Beezles into space I can't remembe was it he?)

# ¿ Dec 11, 2008 00:13

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

swiss_army_chainsaw posted:

Gah, we are all covered in choclit now, m8s! So sticky! So delicious!

Not me I walked.

Plus I think I stepped in some poo in the forest

Enjoy yor poo!

# ¿ Dec 11, 2008 14:05

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

kazz posted:

True love.

No way girls are all soft in the head m8 :colbert:

I'm seconding the paper hat and plastic whistle.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2008 00:50

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

T-shirt?

T-shirt?

YESSSSSSSS (no T-bag tho good because she is a horrible)

# ¿ Dec 12, 2008 23:34

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Purple, eat the gune with the rockit luincher tjhen go west.

Oe wait that is not what we are doign here!

Puprle anewae

# ¿ Dec 13, 2008 11:00

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

I liked the bit where mario was flying around shooting at the robot dogs

# ¿ Dec 15, 2008 12:12

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

I bet he give he bacon. Those nerds told me that bacon goe with everything.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2008 10:33

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Chicken is angry due to wearing wrong trousers

SOLUTION

Get he right trousers

# ¿ Dec 17, 2008 14:23

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

THAT RIGHT! That's what came out of the bag for he! You win chocolate!

Yaaaaaay! nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

and a bit for you m8ys

Buml0r posted:

"NOISE MARINE!!"

GO FORTH AND AMPLIFY

MR BLESSED

# ¿ Dec 17, 2008 23:58

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

I've landed on flore with some chocolate of an angry person who wanted christmas but then it didn't happen and they want the're money back. I think Robotic T Rex should ahve that because didn't he was going to have prior chocolate but it looked a bit dodgy so I gave it to m8s?

Nooooo I am too worried to eat :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 19, 2008 10:00

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Buml0r posted:

Dooley can't guess straight away. Who can think what Snatter would give loads of mummy's?

Mummys like choklit and maraconi pictures and slippers i think.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2008 03:19

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Buml0r posted:

3) Tell him that G1 he was better

At first I thought we should do this but i think that the cranium nerds are getting to me because having things exactly the same as how you remember them when you were a we baby is dumb and things change so we should just deal.

Buml0r posted:

4) WIGGLE HE.

WIGGLE HE
WIGGLE HE

Then do the rest (but not 3)

# ¿ Dec 22, 2008 01:10

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Oe m8s. Oe no.

But.. but surely Marley is Iron like a Lion in Zion. Surely he will not give into the evil jelli. Surely Good Snatter Titan will defeat Mechasnatter and light our darkest our. Surely them cranium nerds will get a good smack.

I'll just be hiding behind the couch until that happens.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2008 10:11

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:16

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

I couldn't beleive it when I watched "Have I Got News For You" on Christmas Eve and saw Brian Blessed dressed as Santa Claus bellowing "IT'S CHRISTMAS" at Noddy Holder.

It was like this thread had come to life and invaded reality.

Great thread as always Buml0r, and I'm looking forward to the song!

# ¿ Dec 27, 2008 12:52

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