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WNxOddJob
Sep 20, 2008

by Lowtax
Send her a p-p-p-powerbook.

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WNxOddJob
Sep 20, 2008

by Lowtax
That or send her a list of things you want to do back to her in your lifetime. I'm sure the gewny goons would have no problem with providing you a list of unique and interesting things to send to her.

1. I want to poo poo on your chest while staring into your eyes.
2. I want to gently caress your sister with a hot exhaust pipe...

ect.