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8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hleaMPGQuM

Thierry Henry

Match Of The Day is worse without Henry. :(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vCRttzZmxU

Lucas Matías Licht

A dream goal. Look at the dip on that. Could he do that again?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t5MF7NRQh4

Roberto Carlos

His famous swerving free kick. I could watch this one over and over. It amazes me that someone can manipulate a ball like that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNfgibZO5o

Dennis Bergkamp

Probably edges out his other famous one for Holland just because of his outrageous touch here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS83H-u_ac4

Steven Gerrard

Spoiled for choice here but I've always loved this one against Boro. The way he slows down before he hits it but still gets such power.

ok, now you. goals will be judged on the Lawro-meter.

Lawro is neutral at the moment.

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8raz fucked around with this message at 03:36 on May 7, 2009

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aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003

I like this goal, it just happened recently

http://www.mlsnet.com/quickkicks/index.jsp?page=index&c=QuickKicks&p=501236&s=5016723&i=532173

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

8raz posted:

Steven Gerrard

Spoiled for choice here

This is classic just for the commentary:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM5XP-Ps7tk

Pour le Merite
Jan 1, 2006

by Ozma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZFkea6NAk this has been basically my favorite goal since the moment I watched it live.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Pour le Merite posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZFkea6NAk this has been basically my favorite goal since the moment I watched it live.
The best is how he just appears out of nowhere and you expect a thunderous strike.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Yes Harper fell, but do you know why he fell? Because the power and pace of the shot had him tripping over himself to get back to save it. :smug:

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military cervix
Dec 24, 2006

Hey guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crDzasp1-60
Zinedine Zidane
This is one of my favorite goals, both for it's awesomeness and it's importance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFn5pOxNxYI&feature=related
Gianfranco Zola
Pure class.

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
matt le tissier, 1-10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSsdfe4Z69g

Twoiism
Sep 10, 2008

Ever present.

The Erland posted:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFn5pOxNxYI&feature=related
Gianfranco Zola
Pure class.

I came here to post that, you oval office!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osvV0J2I298

Here have some Essien instead.

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
also george weah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnR1QM5Te4

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Surely Lawro can't still be neutral, look at those loving goals.

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
I always liked this one by Cantona

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akz2Y7ZpU30&feature=related

Also, this one from the norwegian cup final in 84

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbO-fT_JII8

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
Lawro is now getting twinges of enjoyment from the goals posted so far. He also had a wet shave too.

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzQk8vfXnro

Tony Yeboah (w/ added Partridge)

Private Snowball
Jul 22, 2007

Ride the Snide
Oh Ruud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoKX31Rh8Tg

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
recoba stealing the show on ronaldo's debut for inter in 97

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNXM6vpOJdQ

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Private Snowball posted:

Oh Ruud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoKX31Rh8Tg
How have I not seen that? That's what I'd do to the oval office. Nothing compared to the abuse he got from Keown though.

military cervix
Dec 24, 2006

Hey guys

Rhg0061r posted:

I came here to post that, you oval office!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osvV0J2I298

Here have some Essien instead.

Definitely one of his greatest. I suggest you have some Shevchenko:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtXvQhOF6FM&feature=related
I post this for two reasons:
1. It's awesome.
2. Pretty much the only good thing Shevchenko did for Chelsea.

military cervix fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Apr 16, 2009

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

Some Ajax history:

Van der Vaart vs Feyenoord:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnJys0JwzA

Ibrahimovic vs NAC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgqsaDnsEq8

Van Basten vs Den Bosch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uQuy5P0Unk

Cruijff vs Haarlem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7LFAIsD70o

Cruijff vs Den Haag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QtotqR2Yo

Russ
Dec 17, 2005

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
Best goal I have seen in person: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfljnD8thqM (Happens from the 1:00 mark)

Richard "The Black Shearer" Offiong heads the ball over a defender, uses his pace to run onto his own pass and blasts an unstoppable thunderbolt past the keeper from about 30 yards

This is the goal I will tell my grandchildren about some day assuming I ever find someone pathetic enough to accept the seed of a Hamilton fan

Gene Ricman
Aug 14, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ujBOUQIxw

Rivaldos 18-yard overhead kick to complete his hat-trick and put Barca into the Champions League in 88th minute of the last game of the 00/01 season.

Quite possibly the greatest hat-trick ever scored.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Messyass posted:

Some Ajax history:

Van der Vaart vs Feyenoord:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnJys0JwzA

Ibrahimovic vs NAC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgqsaDnsEq8

Van Basten vs Den Bosch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uQuy5P0Unk

Cruijff vs Haarlem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7LFAIsD70o

Cruijff vs Den Haag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QtotqR2Yo
I don't wanna derail this from all the goal posting stuff but I went to the Ajax stadium last year (twice) and took the tour etc. There is a little theatre bit in the museum which plays some terrible film which showing the Ajax legends as youngsters playing in the street. It was so incredibly cheesy, it even ended with Van Bastan winking at the camera. But some of the goals they produced in that era were phenomenal.

My favourite is that Cruyff one where he volleys it in from an impossible angle on the right side of the goal. Can't find it on youtube but it'll be sandwiched in some compilation somewhere.

Lawro is getting easily distracted. Must be the lack of truly great goals in this thread. Let's not lose this one guys.

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Twoiism
Sep 10, 2008

Ever present.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O7KkZn4rk

Long but worth it.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Ray Houghton v Italy, 1994 World Cup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXauYVy_dws

Always sticks in the memory. :)

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
I think my favourite goals as a fan are these ones.


Jean-Claude Darcheville

This is a counter-attacking goal. Rangers might have played defensively, but they still needed someone to score at some point, and watching it now reminds me of watching it live, just sat worrying and worrying about our defence, until Broadfoot played that ball.


Steven Whittaker

I can guarantee nearly every Rangers fan was shouting PASS! PASS! PASS! PAFUCKING GET IN when that goal was scored. I don't think he'll ever score better, or more important, Rangers were under the cosh for the half hour after the first goal, and that just was just...:)

And going back some....

Jorg 'The Hammer' Albertz

Those first two free kicks, and a couple more. Just for the sheer power.

More recently...

Peter Crouch

Everyone called him odd and poo poo, and then he proves that he can score like that. Twice.

Paul Gascoigne

Just brilliant.

Joe Cole

One touch, two touch, three touch, goal.

And that Argentina one where they just play keep away.

Painkiller
Jan 30, 2005

You think the truth will set you free...

8raz posted:

My favourite is that Cruyff one where he volleys it in from an impossible angle on the right side of the goal. Can't find it on youtube but it'll be sandwiched in some compilation somewhere.

Are you sure you're not confusing Cruyff with Van Basten?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm1Ui5n_3oY&feature=PlayList&p=EE8E9932E53D0BBC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39

Painkiller
Jan 30, 2005

You think the truth will set you free...

ibroxmassive posted:

And that Argentina one where they just play keep away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R_iYLca2gc

This is the best team goal I've ever seen live.

However, Carlos Alberto's goal against Italy might be better just for the nonchalance that Brazil play with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvCoo5JtR40

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Painkiller posted:

Are you sure you're not confusing Cruyff with Van Basten?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm1Ui5n_3oY&feature=PlayList&p=EE8E9932E53D0BBC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39
I'm always getting those two mixed up. :(

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

Glazed Child posted:

Ray Houghton v Italy, 1994 World Cup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXauYVy_dws

Always sticks in the memory. :)

paul mcgrath's defending in that match is as impressive as any goal compilation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqVsD_eK-4

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Monday Bandele posted:

paul mcgrath's defending in that match is as impressive as any goal compilation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqVsD_eK-4
Haha holy loving poo poo. That match was such a nail-biter, we all wanted the lads to win against Italy so badly. Scoring in the 10th minute then defending for 80 is not good for the heart. :(

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Monday Bandele posted:

paul mcgrath's defending in that match is as impressive as any goal compilation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqVsD_eK-4

That's so awesome, you rarely see a good compilation of a quality defender like that, his work was just as vital as the goal, and it's the whole variety, headers, tackles, blocking shots, positioning. Excellent stuff.

MattWPBS
Jun 17, 2004
I am the law, but an easily bribed kind of law.
Few Tottenham ones.

All 8 in the 4-4 with Chelsea here, but I'm talking about the Robbie Keane one at the end (7 mins): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sInja0JwN4M

Ricky Villa against Watford: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61qqvGnGjrg

Ricky Villa against Man City: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deWuKNhwcIY

And for the novelty value, Paul Robinson from 88 yards against Watford: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzQvk8kIwYE

Lilarcor
Oct 2, 2006
Great goals so far in this thread (and defender compilation!). This goal is rather random but what about that curve.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx2iEaTkHe0

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Lilarcor posted:

Great goals so far in this thread (and defender compilation!). This goal is rather random but what about that curve.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx2iEaTkHe0
In my OP but yeah, incredible dip and swerve on that.

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
Last year I dug out my old HUGHESIE! video tape, dragged the old VCR out of the attic, linked it to my DVD recorder, recorded, ripped the DVD on the computer and converted it to xvid.

All to share this with the internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBWa6pUvrUg

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:
This wayne rooney goal is fantastic and one of my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wO3HhOu6Y

And this one by Roberto Baggio will always stay with me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voT5W9Doa-s

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Grez posted:

Last year I dug out my old HUGHESIE! video tape, dragged the old VCR out of the attic, linked it to my DVD recorder, recorded, ripped the DVD on the computer and converted it to xvid.

All to share this with the internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBWa6pUvrUg
It was worth it. I love how he wouldn't have scored that if he thought the play was still continuing.

Lilarcor
Oct 2, 2006

8raz posted:

In my OP but yeah, incredible dip and swerve on that.
Argh, sorry about that repost. Well here's another:

Giuseppe Biava scoring for Palermo, you really have to see it twice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o9ZgNud8Q0

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
Along the lines of that one, I've always loved this one at :46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pllj0yUW8k0

To this day I don't know who it is scoring it, but I love his reaction afterwards

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Dear Sergio
Sep 7, 2008

We are a couple, not a duo
Robin van Persie v Charlton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp_6yBB47bE&feature=related

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