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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

MattWPBS posted:

Few Tottenham ones.

All 8 in the 4-4 with Chelsea here, but I'm talking about the Robbie Keane one at the end (7 mins): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sInja0JwN4M

Apparently YouTube added some awesome time skipping poo poo in their url system

So you can do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sInja0JwN4M#t=7m0s

Why you gotta be hurting me Robbie :(

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irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

c0burn posted:

Apparently YouTube added some awesome time skipping poo poo in their url system

So you can do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sInja0JwN4M#t=7m0s

Why you gotta be hurting me Robbie :(
Berbatov's attempt after that is criminal. He does everything right, moves back onside to receive the ball, controls it, takes it past the last defender, but with the goal in front of him he just doesn't put it out of reach of Cech.

But yeah, Robbie's goal was fantastic.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Like I wasn't gonna post one from Celtic.
Shunsuke Nakamura vs Rangers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkeUNsCbJ1g

Actually, make that several:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nowtKYP9oFg
This video's a Henrik Larsson tribute, but there's a couple of crackers in there against Rangers (notice a theme here?)
The chip at 1:50 is sublime, and my personal favourite of all his goals is the turn and shoot at 2:20.

Nakamura again, here's the freekick that millions of pounds of defensive wall and 6 foot 5 inches of goalkeeper didn't get close to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHjV3YqSqeU

But I wouldn't want you to think I only show Celtic goals. Here's Peter Van Vossen of Rangers scoring a tap-in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DEkKs_dj2I

hyper from Pixie Sticks fucked around with this message at 20:58 on May 7, 2009

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
oval office.

Still doesn't beat Kanu for West Brom.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
I like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPJd7ED6YuU

This one is nice too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVf755gpQ-w

I also like it when defenders score:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lTsCOZfbQg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcisF58Cy5s

Psybro
May 12, 2002
poo poo quality but this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjbddD9HuZg

because you can't DO that.

Steven Reid loving twats it. 2005-06 was a ludicrous season for amazing goals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om2r1fRd_CQ

And including this because I saw it live:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MblYGKLTSNk&feature=related

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
Matio Almeyda missile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPFjcXcx9U

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:
Ballack is always there for the celebrations of those goals. He never seems like he's performing at his best for Chelsea but he definitely seems like everyone likes him.

Twoiism
Sep 10, 2008

Ever present.

Psybro posted:

poo poo quality but this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjbddD9HuZg

because you can't DO that.

This is loving ridiculous.

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

Psybro posted:

poo poo quality but this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjbddD9HuZg

because you can't DO that.

I don't get what he was thinking there. The goalkeeper was quite far off his line, but what made him decide to shoot it straight like that?

duggimon
Oct 19, 2007

If I had a horse I'd buy it oats and fuck it
This is the best goal ever in the CL scored by the best player in the world, oh yeah.

Was originally coming to post that Seedorf strike because it's the most ridiculous goal ever, I was watching the game and they clocked it at over 100mph when it left his boot. He was, I believe, 48m from where the ball crossed the line.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRHG0ehKTPA : THAT Darren Anderton goal, you know the one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PucygPfjIw : Edmans stunner against Liverpool, so completely awesome.

I wish I could find the goal Preben Elkjær scored against Juventus when he played for Verona. He scored a goal where he continued his solo run despite losing the boot on the right foot.

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:
Peter Crouch vs Galatasaray

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjmegGlMiKE

ww2
Jan 9, 2009

by The Finn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw0mjx8G4a8

fordyce
Nov 21, 2005

Please, call me Djo
DENNISBERGKAMPDENNISBERGKAMPDENNISBERGKAMPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exlBHTyB1R0&feature=relatedDENNISBERGKAMPDENNISBERGKAMP

Harry Lime
Feb 27, 2008


Luis Garcia vs Juventus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYYwQY9s0hA

Baggins
Feb 21, 2007

Like a Great Wind!
Paolo di Canio. The scissor kick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7lgYjnyZKY

ICA
Nov 23, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Boo

fordyce posted:

DENNISBERGKAMPDENNISBERGKAMPDENNISBERGKAMPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exlBHTyB1R0&feature=relatedDENNISBERGKAMPDENNISBERGKAMP

I remember that one vividly. I had money on Argentina winning the cup. £1. I was 13 at the time! Gutted.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

adeBAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duHse4_iItg

It is the cheekiest volley that I've seen for a long, long time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gu4OD7Ul0Y (Go to about :50)

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Lee Dixon scores from 30 yards. Against David Seaman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiCzXpiDcqY

You'll never persuade me that anyone's ever scored a better own goal.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
Matty Taylor volley from about a zillion yards at Fratton Park v Everton. Flat out ridiculous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjFGdRRlt90

Daysleeper
May 6, 2007
Always liked this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbvImSXWcQU&feature=related Martins vs Tottenham

MattWPBS
Jun 17, 2004
I am the law, but an easily bribed kind of law.

Psybro posted:

poo poo quality but this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjbddD9HuZg

because you can't DO that.

loving HELLFIRE.

Oh, and just for chants it inspired. THIS from the halfway line, THIS from the halfway line, THIS from the halfway line, THIS from the halfway line!

Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.
This is the best thing Lee Miller has ever done.

bubbapook
Jan 14, 2008

Gourcuff, being possessed by the spirits of Zidane and Jesus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdVzzvMEG08

Messi channelling Maradona:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYet49BToLw&feature=related

bubbapook fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Apr 18, 2009

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Psybro posted:

poo poo quality but this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjbddD9HuZg

because you can't DO that.


Yeah I came here to post this. Ridiculous.

Pretty much any Le Tiss goal. The guy was a genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSsdfe4Z69g


Also this goal form Ibrahimovc. Defense is woefully poo poo and he probably should have passed but I'll always love this goal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgqsaDnsEq8

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?
John Hartson of Celtic runs along the edge of the box before smashing it past Jerzy Dudek as Celtic knock Liverpool out of the UEFA Cup in 2003.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iodsuIr1zDk

Alan Thompson of Celtic scores a bicycle kick against Barcelona.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxSA1mxsr1w

Every single goal as Celtic beat Juventus 4-3 in the Champions League.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCIxskDuPLg

My absolute favourite goal of all time? Tony Adams scoring the goal that won the title for Arsenal. Everton lose the ball in midfield, Bould picks it up and Adams runs through. Bould hits a perfect pass into Adam's path and he chests it down and beasts it past the keeper, winning the title for the Gunners. Happy days!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh4NzTxc-uM

ww2
Jan 9, 2009

by The Finn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GxhYklM_3M

This is my favourite Giggs compilation.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Yeah that one's loving ace, I love the famous FA Cup replay goal interspliced with crowd reactions. That's my all-time favourite goal, by the way. It has everything: the goal itself is loving brilliant and it's historically significant.

ww2
Jan 9, 2009

by The Finn
The thing that amazes me about that goal these days isn't the length he runs or the amount of players he goes past, it's the subtle touches of the ball he takes. Such a good dribbler.

Distant Mist
Apr 22, 2008

Trin Tragula posted:

Lee Dixon scores from 30 yards. Against David Seaman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiCzXpiDcqY

You'll never persuade me that anyone's ever scored a better own goal.
Yes, I will.

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3HsdUSXhzA

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Ibra's untoppable chip against Reggina was beautiful even if the keeper was a bit out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZs4Wz6gVm0

Jiminy Cricket
Feb 5, 2008

Flight Suit Up!
Rooney's volley against Newcastle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gWGqrK5pKM&feature=related

John Arne Risse's ridiculous free kick against Man Utd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8FlplfGTpY&feature=related

Di Canio's against Chelsea (from the 58 second mark)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY6Gdx_EZVc

DrakeD
Jul 9, 2008

Rats in the hallway again!
Have some Shevchenko!

Great team goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nfMXKF1eFQ

Wonder strike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WN-4WNoNM0

Another one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-1E98b_i1U

a real peso shit
Jun 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 167 days!
This thread isn't complete without landin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3v_yPMVcoM

Jared reminds me of better times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4oGAhPsyRk

Nery Castillo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0aRIlPMwpI

alberillo
Jul 16, 2005
i once took crocop's lhk to the face no kidding...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGI4Ko4jXXU

Ronaldo using a speed-up cheat against Valencia.

Jiminy Cricket
Feb 5, 2008

Flight Suit Up!

ww2 posted:

The thing that amazes me about that goal these days isn't the length he runs or the amount of players he goes past, it's the subtle touches of the ball he takes. Such a good dribbler.

The best thing about that goal is that when he scores he just absolutely loving loses it.

ICA
Nov 23, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Boo
From that I found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bffUNX3qX3s&NR=1
All of Ronaldo's goals for Barca (there's a part 2 linked there also). Fucksake, the goal 1:00 in is sublime. Check the reply. Was he the best ever?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

ICA posted:

From that I found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bffUNX3qX3s&NR=1
All of Ronaldo's goals for Barca (there's a part 2 linked there also). Fucksake, the goal 1:00 in is sublime. Check the reply. Was he the best ever?

That's a great video :) thanks

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DrakeD
Jul 9, 2008

Rats in the hallway again!

ICA posted:

Was he the best ever?

For that period of two years (Barcelona/first year at Inter) i thought he was gonna become like Pele' and Maradona. Then his knee broke, and his belly got big. Kind of a shame.

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