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Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I'm not aware of any small towns in America that worship dead babies. That might make a good setting for a horror movie though, a tiny town run by a cult of dead baby worshipers.

This is pretty much one step away from it. The baby has become a sort of proof of God in their eyes. They may not worship it AS God, but they parade it around and praise God because, to them, it exemplifies the miracle of the living Word, or whatever.


Holy Q posted:

I AM A GOON. I AM IN PERFECT SANITY 100% OF THE TIME. HOW DARE THIS SELFISH WOMEN LOOSE HER MIND, WHY DOES SHE NOT SIMPLY WILL HERSELF INTO BEING SANE. WHAT A SLUT.


edit: gently caress GOD DEAL WITH IT.

How cute.

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Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

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mushroom_spore posted:

I always heard this was "only" because it's a sin you can't confess or do penance for or whatever because you're dead. It's not that it's worse, it's that you die with an unpardoned sin. Or something. I'm not that great at religion. :(

By that logic you'd be doomed if you got run over by a truck on your way to confess.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

AxeManiac posted:

unless the truck was full of bibles and one touched you before you died

That certainly explains why they clutch the things so tightly but never bother to read 'em.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

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There's asshats and assholes everywhere, even places outside SA. Can we please stop acting like this is the only place where people say terribly offensive things on the internet?

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

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Kristofff posted:

Again, you're trying to contract and simplify everything to, "God is #1 therefore he wouldn't let nuthin' happen that he didn't like."

Actually, thats what they(as in fundamentalist christians) say. Even the most heinous and unthinkable events are brushed off with a simple "everything happens for a reason", "God has a plan/is in control" quip. Which is why rational people can't resist to pick at the "God is so loving perfect" bit.

Just take a look at what this woman is doing. She was saddled with a great misfortune, a burden, and a bloody tragic circumstance. But she held fast to her beliefs because God is so good he couldn't have possibly done this to her without a drat good reason! Right? Right?! Can I get an AMEN?!

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Jose Pointero posted:

I guess I just don't understand what all the hubbub is about this. The woman seems a little religious wacky but who cares? If all of our knowledge about this condition are correct, she's not really hurting the child or anything. The whole situation just seems sad to me. The lady seems pretty timid and naive and made the mistake of putting this on the internet. Now everyone is taunting her, making fun of her religion and lifestyle, sending her drawn-out armchair psychologist messages when they don't even know her, calling CPS, etc. The woman wanted to have the child and try to enjoy it while it lasts. So loving what? Leave her be and go on with your life.

Frankly I'm amazed the baby has even lived this long and is as active as it seems to be. What is the "record" for this condition anyway?

The hubbub is that, as many in this thread have posted and discussed, she's become a poster-child for religious propaganda that is only feeding her already delicate psyche. This is not a coping mechanism we're looking at here, this woman is genuinely disturbed. And none of these people on her precious little blog are going to stick around for long after the inevitable fallout to help pick up the pieces.

I do think that a part of her craves the attention, otherwise, why bother blogging at all? She gets to be a victim, a hero, and a chosen mother martyr of God all in one go! What psychotically devout christian could resist?

Also, someone compared her earlier to the guy(the name escapes me right now) who kept his lovers corpse in his bedroom. And while the target of their affections and circumstance may be distinctly different, the modus operandi is quite the same: they are incapable of letting go.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Kristofff posted:

While they may be dumb for believing in God, their beliefs are completely logical, as long as the Genesis is true.

I think I heard something crack.

Edit: Ok seriously...

Kristofff posted:

The "God is so loving perfect" bit is kinda like saying that every single republican thinks complete free economy is the only way to go. "Rational" people are exaggerating that idea and the prevalence of it for the sake of reducing the entire lot to sub-intelligent things to be easily dismissed as a whole.

I defy you to find me any seriously devout christian, fundamentalist or otherwise, who will claim that God isn't perfect, omnipresent, omniscient, and any other omni- they attest to. They will all default to the "God works in mysterious ways" and the idea that we cannot simply fathom his incredibleness, or other similar cop out.

Sherry Bahm fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Apr 25, 2009

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
I wanted to get another look at the ultrasound and just noticed that her Facebook page is coming back as a Page Not Found.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

An observer posted:

Edit: A normal 9 week old baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwI1X7W-PJY&feature=related

Linked from that one, here's another 9 week old, and the wide range of responses and actual emotion the kid has is light years beyond this lady's kid. Just look at how she reacts when they tuss up her little bow. Someone's there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tog5-vEBJwU

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Kristofff posted:

Oh please...

Yes she is an idiot for raising a meatbag as a human being but don't act like every normal person knows to take a dose of folic acid because they know it prevents this rare disease or is more likely to stop drinking and smoking than this woman would be. Exercise some discretion when attempting to express your hate of this woman and do it in logical terms.

Normal people go to doctors and listen to those doctors when they find out they're having a baby. A lot of people might not know about folic acid since it does not concern them because they are not having a child. But once you're there, there is little excuse for ignorance considering how readily available all this information is.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

inaniloquent posted:

I hope the mother has someone sensible enough around her to make sure she sees a proper grief counselor when the time comes.

Like... Jesus?

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

An observer posted:

I think MIRACLE BABY got infected with something in the open loving sore on her head during Saturday's stroll

This is exactly what I was thinking. I'm willing to bet that this little outing leads to some sort of infection.


Part of Everything posted:

Eh, she's not holed up. There's a blog post from today, just a pile of photos of the baby looking greasy and inert.

Could be feverish and sweating.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
Someone should post that blog link under that confession of his joyously announcing that God has turned his sin into a miracle!

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
The more I watch videos of her brainless baby, the more I wonder whether she ever had any experience with babies when growing up whatsoever. Now I've never been one much for kids, but almost everyone has had baby siblings or cousins or nephews they can take note from.

I never realized how downright amazing some of my friends kids are until I had this mockery came along, because suddenly I'm paying way more attention to their behavior and interaction with other people. I am so utterly baffled as to how this woman could believe that this child of hers is anything but lifeless.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
Now he hides behind his wife who is utterly convinced of no wrongdoing despite the fact that she's covering up for his confession. This just keeps getting better and better!

They're all bloody bananas!

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
So I just got an e-mail from Dan and he tells me that his dad worked for the FBI and knows the President, and if we don't leave him alone they'll make it like we never existed. Also his uncle works for Nintendo of Japan and got him into World of Warcraft 2.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

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I think he's laying all the hate mail on us. To be fair, she got a lot of it from other sources as well, like reddit and facebook.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
So is the little thing God powered or Devil(Science!) powered?

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
That baby is never going to die. Myah will walk in one morning to find it's empty clothes where it once lay, having been summoned back unto the presence of the Lord like the little angel that it is.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

SummerGlaucoma posted:

:words:

Yes, I'll totally disregard this, admittedly off-kilter, but reasonably plausible story, for the even more absurd and ridiculous fantasy you made up in your head.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Should be sleeping posted:

My Sister is trying to design custom onesies for the horrible spawn that grows within her. She Sent me the template, and I thought we could help Baby faith out. :D



How cute is that!

We need one like the image some guy posted early in this thread with the word "JESUS" where the brain should be.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

ZoSoZodiac posted:

rear end kissing really does wonders with Dan:

I think he's saying he is the Daddy but we don't understand the circumstances?

EDIT: I'm not sure how to respond, any ideas?

EDIT2: I think the Myah ED page really pissed him off, so the one just about him will probably really get him going.

The man really has no idea how the internet works. I'm not sure what exactly he hopes to accomplish. He essentially wants people to stop (re)posting the confession he himself made public, and make the whole thing disappear from the internet. Greater people with far more money and resources have tried to stop their poo poo from spreading over the net and failed miserably.

Sherry Bahm fucked around with this message at 21:15 on May 5, 2009

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

angrykid posted:

Ask him what his wife's email address. Or ask him how sex with Myah was because she seems like she might be totally crazy or a complete bore in bed.

I bet the poor girl didn't even get any satisfaction out of it. Dan probably came in a few seconds and then considerately pulled the Bible from the counter so she could ask God forgiveness for making him stray from his righteous path. You know, for her soul.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
Until I see evidence to the contrary I'm going to go with "He's dead Jim."

Barring that, 11:30 PM May 9th.

Sherry Bahm fucked around with this message at 20:12 on May 6, 2009

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Myah posted:

Well, we didn't get out for a stroll today, but rainy days are nice once and a while. The rain can be kind of peaceful. Faithy is looking and feeling good :) And a mother knows when her baby is feeling good or bad, isn't that right, moms? I find I can pick up on the most subtle cues about what Faith needs or how she is feeling. We had to take a little trip to the ER last night to get a brand new tube feed, since they are only good for a month (ok, I'll come clean... I accidentally snipped her tube with the scissors last night when I was cutting her old bandage off lol). We met a young doctor there who was really nice. It really shows when a doctor has genuine compassion for his patients. And of course, the nurses were great too --as usual! A shout out to my peeps in the ER ;) Hehe...

All I see is her desperation ramp up as the baby worsens.

Also young doctors are usually nicer because they haven't had their idealism ground out of them yet by years of cold harsh reality.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Apology posted:

Thanks :unsmith: She was a good lady, and by the time she died, she looked just as bad as Terri Schiavo. It definitely wasn't murder to keep feeding tubes and ventilators away from her. Almost everyone who knew her rushed out and got the paperwork to fill out their own DNR, Advance Directive, and Medical Power of Attorney, so she schooled all of us on that, and I'm still grateful to her.

On the flip side, a friend of a friend regrettably committed suicide some months ago when faced with a terminal condition herself. As I was not personally involved I'm sketchy on the details. But the general gist of it was that there was little they could do, and she was effectively going to die. From the moment she got the news she was adamant about not wanting to die drugged up to the eyeballs and hooked up to a machine in a hospital. But after weeks of constant dogging from her family essentially bullying her about her decision, and fearing that they'd somehow force her into a hospital, instead chose to take her life.

Whether or not her family really could have done anything about it I'm not sure, as I'm not familiar with the laws regarding such things where she lived. But still, the mere idea of ending up like that was clearly horrifying enough for her to consider taking her life the more desirable alternative.

Sherry Bahm fucked around with this message at 05:34 on May 7, 2009

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
Thing I'm wondering is "who is he trying to convince?"(other than himself of course). He doesn't appear to have a support group cheering him on like Myah does.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

kuribo posted:

When did we become 4chan? :(

When we started raping children.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

kuribo posted:

So child pornography is the only thing separating us from 4chan? :(

It's what brings us together.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Soos posted:

Not only that, but imagine being in a situation where the rational choice to abort would make your entire community of friends and family likely ostracize you.

Wouldn't that be awesome?

I prayed the baby away. :haw:

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

mandelion posted:

I'm wondering if his whole way of getting rear end is to go up to fundie girls and talking about how he's a rebel minister, like a bad boy for Jesus.

You know he does. Guys like him totally ham up the Warriors in Christ angle, denouncing imagined demons that they conjure up everytime they find something that is unpleasant or makes them uncomfortable. What better way to rally glassy-eyed impressionable repressed women to your side than convincing them that you're in the trenches for Jesus? They all get wet when he starts speaking in tongues.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Bananaquiter posted:

I wonder how much of a market there'd be for an "I'm proud of my stillborn child" bumper sticker.

"My little angel beat your honor student to heaven!"

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
I knew it was only a matter of time. I don't envy Lowtax. Having every internet wacko any forum member pokes with a stick summarily blame him for their grievances has got to have gotten old ten years ago.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
Countdown 'til douchebag threatens baby Kyanka.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
I do believe we've shattered his fragile psyche and he's developed a dual identity.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Betty Swallows posted:

You can become an ordained minister online for free; I've done it, it takes like 5 minutes to do. You have to pay to get a certificate, and there is some legal stuff that didn't really interest me when I got mine that you need in order to marry people. I can absolve all the sin I want though :cool:

Maybe he got some freebie thing online and thinks that actually counts for something

Hook me up. I'll exclusively marry gays and the ethnically diverse. Straight and white? Sorry, my God ain't down with that!

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

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It's a fact. The most obnoxious loudmouthed self-entitled douchebags are always the last people who should run around condemning anyone else.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

rainbow kittens posted:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Dan_Lirette

The ED article is about as up-to-date as you are going to get without reading the last 20 pages of the thread.

And theres still so much more to add now!

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
Oh no, we're not worried about him either!

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Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

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Dan Lirette posted:

Hey everyone... and thanks "Gregg" for the account :)

I'll come chat in a while. I need to finish up some work and get dinner ready.

You realize of course that you are now one of us. Welcome to the collective. Soon your "individuality" shall wane and you will systematically shed your previous identity and become one with the hive mind.