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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

projecthalaxy posted:

Since they went from bars to mesh in 1999.

What was the last match for the old cage? Austin/Vince at St. Valentine's Day Massacre?

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Kennel From Hell.

drat. From a memorable match for the right reasons, to well, Kennel From Hell.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Shima Honnou posted:

I judge people based on who their shirt is of. All you CM Punkers out there are quitters in my book!

I think I still have a he who shall not be named shirt. Don't be hard :ohdear:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

iLikeMidgets posted:

Just watching some old WWE clips and came across this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4qOI7xxn0

Christ, this looks nasty. The way Shane lands on his head on the first attempt.

I wasn't really following WWE during this time. How active was Shane back then? How much training and wrestling did he do? Cuz to get in there with Kurt Angle...

And also been watching other Shane clips. This guy did a lot of insane spots.

He wasn't active too much in ring in '01 outside of some PPV matches. He was on TV as leading the Invasion at the time. I know he was trained by Tom Prichard and Al Snow, but I couldn't tell you much more.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Aku posted:

He was more active than Vince in the ring(who also did some insane spots for a 50+ year old man), but he was hardly a wrestler and it showed quite clear. The way he was booked was weird though: "stronger than a corporate suit should have been, but still not a WWE Superstar". He compensated with a lot of really dangerous spots, such as flying off the Titantron NUMEROUS times, and he even did the Van Terminator. Looking back it's really stupid, but I still hold a certain level of admiration for him.

Anyone have a GIF of Vince's announce table spot from St. Valentine's Day Massacre?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I also have a soft spot for his Blackman match (Summerslam '00?), Big Show match (Backlash '01), and Angle at KOTR.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Can't be any worse than Double J's attire in WCW.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DangerKat posted:

Jesus was there no a/c in that arena?

They host AHL games there, but it's a drat tiny arena to begin with. ~6K seats.

Kinda pissed I missed that Raw, I saw a a house show there in college.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

I think if Dean Malenko and Lance Storm ever touched the world would end because of the black hole they would create. Did they ever wrestle?

I don't ever think so. Lance joined ECW a few years after Dean left for WCW, and missed Dean in WCW by a few months. Dean retired from from the WWF just before Lance came in via the Invasion.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Everblight posted:

Crazzy Steve vs Frankie Kazarian, TNA !mpact 5/15/14.

Not joking, it's the Manos: The Hands of Fate of wrestling matches. It is so excreble that your friend will be able to endure any amount of pain from other shows that occasionally don't live up to their potential, just by being able to say "It was still better than that Crazzy Steve/Kaz match"

Manos is probably more akin to backyard wrestling than TNA. It was basically nothing much more than an amateur production at all levels.

TNA is supposed to be a professional federation, right?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

LividLiquid posted:

How deep is that cave on mars in which you live that you've never heard of Gene Siskel or Roger Ebert?

You realize that the last time Siskel & Ebert reviewed anything as a unit was 15 years ago, right. WCW was just starting its crash. They're also both dead, so it isn't like there's going to be a surprise reunion.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

triplexpac posted:

You can't really directly compare star ratings that way. Meltzer doesn't rate every match he has ever seen based on one another and revise ratings accordingly.

From what I gather, his rating is based on the quality of the match, the build, the crowd, and basically how everything comes together on that day.

So a great match may only get 4.5 stars because the crowd wasn't that hot because the build sucked, even if technically in-ring it was better than another 5 star match.

But really it's just one dude's opinion and other people make a way bigger deal about it than he does himself.

Didn't someone make a DB that attempted to isolate people who made a match better by removing their average rating or something?

It was interesting in a trivial manner and a "stop it you're making my brain hurt thinking of your methodology holes" way.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

Canadian Stampede, St. Valentine's Day Massacre. The good ones still have lovely undercards but amazing main events.

Rock/Mankind was not the ME on St. Valentine's Day Massacre. :colbert:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bartok posted:

What are some of the better In Your House PPVs? I've seen Mind Games with the incredible Shawn Michaels/Mankind main event and a few really lovely In Your Houses.

Beware of Dog is also a must-see.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

The worst I've really heard was William Muldoon being reportedly menaced by gangs of thugs (he was a former NY police officer) acting on behalf of his opponent. Other than that there isn't much more than brutal beatings inside of matches, or cool poo poo like Matsuda threatening to kill Evan Lewis if he used the sleeper on him, so Lewis just leglocked him into the hospital. Rugby players did what wrestlers only threatened to do.

I'm sure there would have been more stabbings if you concentrated all of the promoters into an area slightly larger than New Jersey.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Saul Goode posted:

At the company's peak there was also another company with a few million fans of its own who could have been drawn over with the right booking philosophy. Cena came much later for sure, but the audience for good wrestling is still out there. At its peak you could argue for up to 12 million people willing to watch the product. A good product, with a diverse portfolio of actual superstars. Not just Cena and a bunch of chumps who aren't as good as Cena.

And revenue now is as incomparable to the Attitude Era as the Attitude Era was to the Hogan Era. So you can't attribute the current era's financial "success" to the only person who has been its figurehead when nobody else has been in Cena's position during the recent revolution in TV and Internet viewing. It looks like he's done great business, but compared to what? There's nothing to compare him to! How can you say he's done better or worse than anyone else with the same push?

Why do you consider WCW a good booking philosophy

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Raeg posted:

I was just thinking after the Vickie thing this week - who has been on-screen fired the most in pro graps?

Jim Ross

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

There are these things called "steroids" and when you get injured and do too many of them while you're out, you gain a hundred pounds, start wearing chain mail, dying your facial hair, and calling yourself the Big Bad Booty Daddy. Nobody knows where Scott Steiner the character ends and Scott Steiner the person begins since he was a psycho backstage too. I think he tried to rip DDP's head off a few times.

He shouldn't have rushed back after that car accident.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Did Brakus ever make it to TV? I think he was in Brawl for All, but I can't remember anything else with him in between the time his vignettes aired in 1997 and the BFA tourney in 1998.

He was in ECW for most of that time. He made it back to WWF on the Saturday shows iirc, even got a (UK only) PPV appearance before BFA.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

McStabby posted:

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Tony Schiavone for bad announcers. I guess everyone is basing it off skills rather than personality?

Tenay was racist (especially against those drat Orientals) and Zybysko was racist and sexist as gently caress.

Tony could be petty as a personality, but he was a good announcer (especially compared with those two).

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

natetimm posted:

Dusty is both the best and the worst announcer.

He's the American Dream.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

maxallen posted:

The WWF also was well compensated by Caesar's Palace to run there. Also, it wasn't the hall that they run boxing out of but a purpose built, temporary arena (in the parking lot I believe)

I don't even think Caesar's has an actual boxing hall. They usually ran outdoor events in the parking lots.


sticklefifer posted:

I was looking at old Wrestlemanias and I remember the crowd for WM9 seeming really small. Caesar's Palace only has a capacity of like 4500, doesn't it? What were they thinking with that venue?

I think you're thinking of the Colosseum at Caesar's, and that wasn't built a decade after WMIX.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Lodin posted:

I was just reading the thread about the latest RAW and someone mentioned that Sting has never been in the WWE/F? I remember watching matches with blonde surfer Sting as a kid on regular TV but I do not remember it being WCW at all.

It probably was an early Clash of the Champions.

Sting wrestled in the CWA, moved to UWF which became part of JCP, and then stayed with them as they became WCW all the way until the end. After that he never really did anything important until signing sone deal with WWE this year.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Pet Rock Band posted:

What are the best Stone Cold matches I can check out on the Network? (PPVs)

I know the obvious big ones - Bret Hart submission, vs Michaels at Mania, and vs The Rock at any Mania... are there any big ones I'm forgetting, or maybe earlier ones.. I think he was in some of the great old War Games matches in WCW.

Austin vs. Vince at In Your House: St. Valentine's Day Massacre isn't going to be a workrate classic, but its the culmination to his feud with Vince.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Timby posted:

This man lies; the '99 Rumble is dogshit.

It's worth watching for another reason to hate Russo.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
There should not be a point in a Rumble where one dude is just chilling out in the ring by himself.

Edit: Sorry, no one in the ring.

I forgot that it was empty when Droz came in at 4 or 5.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Aug 3, 2014

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DeathChicken posted:

Eh, it does solidly put someone like Stone Cold over massive when he's smashed so many people that he's literally checking his invisible watch for someone else to come and try their luck. Of course with WWE being WWE, they do the thing so much that it's no longer cool.

That'd be great if that's what happened in '99. It isn't.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgvpu_wwf-royal-rumble-1999-match_sport

The '99 Rumble basically starts with Vince and Austin entering at #1 and #2. Austin dicks around with Vince for a few minutes, but doesn't eliminate him before Golga (John Tenta) hits the ring.

Vince takes the opportunity to skeedaddle under the bottom rope, and after Austin eliminates Golga, he leaves the ring under the middle rope. Austin and Vince don't get back into the ring for another ~45 minutes.

Eventually Droz comes in at #4 and wonders where the hell is everyone.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Grendels Dad posted:

Does anybody know what happened to Roman's brother Luther Reigns? For some reason I just remembered that thanksgiving segment on Smackdown where he is altogether too happy about eating peas and it made me laugh. After so many years Luther Reigns made me laugh.

Roman's brother is Rosey, Superhero In Training.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Grendels Dad posted:

Wait, you mean to tell me that Roman Reigns and Luther Reigns are not in fact related?!

I always found that a bit more interesting.

I don't really know which means he either retired or went to TNA.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Tir McDohl posted:

WHAT

I just finished the match. British Bulldog replaced Owen Hart as a temporary tag champ for the match since Owen was missing. Owen shows up at the very end of the match, Diesel powerbombs and pins him and they win the titles even though Owen wasn't even in the match?! God wrestling was somehow way more bullshit in this era.

The title change was disallowed on the next Raw, I think.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

Sure would be nice if we could see that on The Network!

They're up to August '95 for Raws. IYH 3 was September '95.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Bjay9 posted:

So unless they slip a tag team title match into Summerslam in the next week, has there ever been a PPV with exclusively singles matches like this is shaping up to be?

There were no tag team matches on the PPV card for MITB 2013.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

jscolon2.0 posted:

I would think he's counting multi-man matches in his definition of not singles match.

Extreme Rules 2012 was nothing but singles matches, albeit with stipulations.

And yeah, there were definitely older cards, some of the older KOTRs had nothing but singles matches.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Swan Curry posted:

Can't believe no one's mentioned King of the Road yet.

It was a stupid gimmick done once. Scaffold and Inferno matches still get booked despite being absolute poo poo. :iiam:

Besides, then we need to list the Junkyard Invitational, Kennel in a Cell, Doomsday Cage, Electric Cage match, Chamber of Horrors, San Francisco 49ers match...

We could be here all day!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ZDar Fan posted:

I was watching when it happened, but I don't remember: how did Chris Jericho and Chyna wind up being co-Intercontinental champions?

They pinned one another simultaneously.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Daniel Bryan posted:

nWo Nitro featuring Bischoff giving him a limo and 2 motorcycles? TNA hiring Brooke? Hiring Warrior at WCW to get Hogan his win back? Demanding the WWE championship by beating the previously undefeated Brock Lesnar?

How bad was this Piper segment?

Uncensored '97 had a triple 4 man tag team match as its main event. Team nWo was Hogan, Savage, Hall, and Nash. Team WCW was the Steiners, Luger, and the Giant.

Roddy Piper got the permission to form a team later, and basically did it as a shoot. He took up about twice the allotted time to bring out a few guys and wrestle with them, and get the crowd to say "Yay" or "Nay". He beat up a few jobbers, Horshu, and then a dude in boxing gloves came out. The crowd hated him, but he was the first guy who was supposed to make the cut. Piper put him on the team anyway. A kickboxer came out and the same thing repeated. (The boxer and kickboxer worked on some of Piper's movies) The final wrestler to come out was John Tenta, who got a decent pop, but was sold as a sumo wrestler.

This took up 20+ minutes of a Nitro, where Piper was supposed to have like 10. It utterly bombed with the crowd, and is horribly uninteresting. They had to reshuffle the card later that night to make up for the overrun.

The next week on Nitro, WCW basically said "gently caress this" and forced Piper to disband his team, and had the Four Horsemen (sans Flair and Arn) onto Roddy's team as a result.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Meltzer posted:

It was billed going in as the "Nitro you would never forget," and after the 3/3 show from Atlanta's Omni, WCW would just as soon hope to God that slogan isn't the case.

In front of the first legitimate turnaway crowd at the Omni for pro wrestling in so long that nobody can even remember the last time (even for the live Starrcades in 1985 and 1986 when Starrcade was considered the NWA card of the year, the Omni didn't actually sellout so I think you'd have to go back to the 70s), it was the night when Roddy Piper proved himself to not be bullet proof and WCW unleashed an ill-fated angle that failed by Loch Ness proportions, a failure that virtually everyone in the organization immediately recognized as it was going on. Ironically, while this was going on, WCW was enjoying its greatest advantage in the history of the Monday Night Wars with an incredible three point lead, tripling the audience for Raw at the same time...

While there have been a few shows with larger ratings gaps overall, there was never a period like the quarter between 9:15 and 9:30 p.m., when WCW had the Piper debacle going head-up against a WWF title match with Sid vs. Mankind. WCW held a 4.5 to 1.5 edge... After that came the Piper segment, which was one of those amazing things about television ratings--a segment so bad it stunned the audience into turning off the other station and paying attention...

In a 20-minute long angle which was Piper's idea to introduce his four-man team for the Uncensored three-team cage match main event, Piper brought out six men and said he'd ask the fans to vote thumbs up or thumbs down on them and that they could pick his team. To say the idea was a catastrophe would be putting it mildly. The shock was that the fans picked up on how bad it was with Piper--the man who could give interviews that were total nonsense and his personal charisma was such that fans would think they were classics--the man who could go out and do almost nothing in the ring and his presence was such fans thought they were seeing a classic match--and the man who could do the world's most embarrassing pretty boy music video on a wrestling show and still get over as a tough guy with absolutely no negative effects on his popularity--as the main focal point. The original plan for the Uncensored main event was a three-team deal with the NWO team, the WCW team, and finally introducing Sting's team. However, with Piper getting such a huge reaction and the success of the show at the Cow Palace with Piper's name clearly being the key one in making the difference and popping the huge event, WCW decided to prolong the Sting angle once again and use a Piper team as a replacement. Piper's idea, that they decided to accept since he has full creative control of his own angles under contract, was to do the show that he originally wasn't scheduled to be part of provided he could pick his team as a shoot to give some of his friends work in wrestling. So he outdid Hogan in that regard. Piper wanted to pick John Tenta, who was his friend who he wanted to help get back into WCW as a shoot since WCW had stopped using him, and also get work for his bodyguard/gofer and a friend of his from his straight-to-video action movies. The idea was a disaster from the start.

The segment started with Piper saying that he would fight six guys, one at a time, and he wanted the fans to pick which four he kept, although in typical Piper fashion, he didn't quite make that clear either. The first guy brought out was a huge bodybuilder from the Power Plant in Atlanta, who Piper wasted in a matter of seconds and the fans voted thumbs down. The second guy was an even bigger bodybuilder from the Power Plant (it's good to see what the future of WCW wrestling looks like) who in his 40 seconds of fame showed real potential before getting wasted. Another thumbs down--as planned. This is where the problems started. After two huge bodybuilders, they followed it up with a cross between Gabe Kaplan (how's that for a dated reference) and a Leprechaun wearing boxing gloves. This was the man joked behind-the-scenes in WCW as being Piper's "Bruti" (in reference to Ed Leslie as Terry Bollea's permanent sidekick, gofer and what have you)--his real life traveling partner and bodyguard. After some of the worst fake boxing sequences you'll ever see, with Piper trying to make his buddy look good, the fans booed it roundly--but they were supposed to cheer. So Piper said he thought the fans were being too hard on him and they went at it again. By this time, the guy was totally blown up so he had to take off his gloves because he couldn't even lift his arms. The fans booed it worse even though he was supposed to be cheered. Then Piper brought out a tall guy doing a martial arts gimmick, who was an actor friend of his in real life. By this time, Piper was totally blown up and the guy's acting skills in doing a live kick boxing fight scene made Glacier look like Peter Aerts. By the time Tenta came out, billed by announcer Mike Tenay as a former sumo wrestler (which is a shoot), the segment was gone, but it wound up with all three members of Piper's team fighting each other with about as much intensity as little girls pillow fighting. Backstage while this was going on, the thought process was largely that they were in danger of not only ruining their upcoming PPV, making it a trifecta for the Uncensored gimmick, but of destroying Piper's future drawing power. There was talk of changing the planned finish of the show, where all three teams would be in the ring brawling with each other as the show went off the air, to having Piper's team destroyed and end the gimmick right there. But for whatever reason, probably because nobody could figure out how to exactly break the news to Piper, the originally planned show ending took place.

The plan, and this can certainly change on seven days notice since it requires Piper's okaying it, is to attempt to get Piper to agree to dump the teammates from the show, and have Ric Flair and Arn Anderson go to him and give him Chris Benoit (whose injury angle will be shortened), Jeff Jarrett and Steve McMichael, which would pull the latter two away from their scheduled match with Public Enemy. As to whether any of this or all of this happens, stay tuned Monday. As of press time, Piper's team is still slated to be Tenta, the boxer who will be named Craig (his real first name) and the kick boxer named Layton (real name Layton Morse), who will be billed as some sort of a tough man contest champion. The NWO team will be Hogan & Hall & Nash & Savage, while the WCW team will be Luger & Giant & Steiners.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

magnum_valentino posted:

What was the last Nitro that drew more than Raw and was there anything significant on it? I seem to remember the night Foley won the title as being the first time in a while that Raw went over but was that the start of their own streak or just the first of what became more instances?

(from Wikipedia)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Diabolik900 posted:

This is just an educated guess, but I think the giant dips for Raw are weeks they were preempted for the dog show and such.

Fall would be tennis. USA preempted Raw for the US Open.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bartok posted:

Why was Hacksaw Jim Duggan of all people so well protected in the WWF? I swear I've never seen the guy lose cleanly outside of a few WCW matches.

He was an educated college man.

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