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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Schiavone, Tenay and Zbyszko: The greatest 3-man booth in the history of 3-man booths.

THAT'LL PUT BUTTS IN THE SEAT

# ¿ Sep 18, 2012 06:59

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:57

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Bring back the Ready 2 Rumble three-tiered cage.

Put it on top of the Wargames cage.

Put a supermassive Elimination Chamber cage (this time made from wrought iron) over them both.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2012 09:53

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

"1992 is the best" is the correct answer.

Also, Hogan's hairline at 39 years old is no better than it is today at 59.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2012 05:25

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Little Mac posted:

I don't want to see any all-stars/legends anything matches until Jimmy Snuka is dead and you can guarantee he won't be there.

And even then, there's no guarantee he won't show up anyway.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2012 17:37

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Perigryn posted:

He looks so much like my ex roomate, it's scary.

Was your ex roomie prone to kidney and liver shots? Was he married to Rena Mero? Did he have dellusions of NFL grandeur?

If so, you may have lived with BROCK LESNAR.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2012 09:43

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Taker legit thought he had just murdered Mick Foley.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2012 15:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

They had to break Bruiser Brody's legs to fit him into a cheap Puerto Rican casket.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2012 07:31

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Hammond Edgar posted:

Apparently the fan settled for free front row ECW tickets for life.

Brilliant move. He should move to Greece and ask for unlimited Euros, next.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2012 01:22

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Yo Eleven posted:

Did Randy the Ram see aliens through sunglasses?

Why do you think he quit his job at the deli?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2012 00:20

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Quantrill posted:

90% of the WWuniverse will see him as a "rip-off" of The Big Boss Man

I'd watch Cabana torment Big Show in a graveyard again.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2012 12:35

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lamuella posted:

Which new talent can be identified as HHH-specific finds?

Aurora Rose: 2030 Divas Champion

Gonz fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Oct 16, 2012

# ¿ Oct 16, 2012 14:16

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I misread that as "You're Not The Boss Of Me" and wondered how great it would have been if Laycool had used the Malcolm in the Middle theme song as their own.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2012 22:02

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The only reason John Cena is as strong as he is, is due to the fact that he injects himself with steroids 3 times a day.

Steroids sent back in time by WWE CEO Paul Levesque in the year 2031. They glow neon.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2012 08:16

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ric Flair is a horse's rear end.

A horse's rear end.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2012 11:13

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

LordPants posted:

Was there really a DQ in a no DQ match in WCW?

I'm 90% sure that happened; it sounds so familiar.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2012 11:54

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I want to see a WWE match go 24 whole hours.

Big Show vs. Brodus Clay vs. Khali vs. Zach Ryder vs. Marc Mero vs. Doink

# ¿ Nov 15, 2012 14:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Arn Anderson did the spinebuster so often, he broke his own spine.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2012 00:39

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I wish a wrestler would perform nothing but DDT's for an entire match.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2012 05:45

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Gonzo McFee posted:

Let me tell you about this promotion called ECW...

No, I meant currently. Be it TNA or WWE or even a Mexican or Japanese promotion. Just 40 DDT's in a row and then pin the opponent with an inside cradle.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2012 07:17

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Viscera hated cops and attacked them on a weekly basis with his big floppy tits.

My favorite Viserca moment was when he slipped on spilled beer during a backstage brawl and nearly cracked his head open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Is-J3s4IcI

Gonz fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Nov 27, 2012

# ¿ Nov 27, 2012 14:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Steiner Math is flawless and should never be questioned.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 16:37

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Nothing will ever be as good as Steve Blackman's theme.

Nothing.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2012 23:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Yikes, remember when the Slammys was a thing you could sell out a ballroom to?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2012 20:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I wish more wrestlers would take an aggressive tone with the WHAT bullshit.

It wasn't funny 10 years ago and it isn't funny now.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2012 13:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Austin started it; he should finish it. He should walk out and give a 5 minute speech asking the entire world to stop doing it, because if they don't, he'll have sex with their moms.

He'll do it, too.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2012 13:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Little Miss RKO posted:

Would that have shut you up, as a 10 year old boy?

Probably not. Might I also suggest that Austin grab a random 10 year old kid from the crowd after his plea, and drop the kid on the stack of dimes he calls a neck?

I'd be worth the inevitable lawsuit filed by the kids parents, but it'd make the WHAT nonsense disappear real fast.*

*(PS: I am being facetious)

# ¿ Dec 12, 2012 13:50

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

VogeGandire posted:

Yeah, but if he couldn't powerbomb, what would he and Vader be Masters of?

Vader is the master of being a big fat piece of poo poo. Ask him. He'll tell you himself.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2012 15:43

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

VogeGandire posted:

Gonz, you may not know it, but it's now Time.

Hey, it's not my opinion. The man admitted it himself, years ago, on PPV.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2012 15:47

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I wish to see someone powerbomb someone else through a glass coffee table.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2012 21:58

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

If only Hogan could piledrive himself and die.

Imagine how much the meat shoes would be worth then.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2012 22:38

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The same mystery man who raised the briefcase was also the guy who snapped Owen's harness.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2012 00:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Hamass posted:

believes in less government.

*gasp*

How dare he!

(For the record, i'm a libertarian who thinks Ron Paul is a naive old shitbag whose followers remind me of Jim Jones and the People's Temple; I also hold the opinion that most Tea Partiers are bigoted morons. That said, being a proponent of less government does not make one some sort of gigantic rear end in a top hat with no redeeming qualities)

# ¿ Dec 26, 2012 00:34

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Senator Glen Jacobs would be very entertaining.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2012 00:40

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Substitute Teacher Kane was fired as a result of the Katie Vick murder.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2012 23:09

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Cena's weakness is clearly his armbands/wristbands. Remove the armbands/wristbands, and his Cenastrength is sapped, like Samson losing his hair.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 09:19

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Puseklepp posted:

Why does Khali walk so awkward in the ring? Injury?

He has over 600 bones in his body.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2013 22:44

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

bartok posted:

Can you actually picture any heel ever dropping poop on a babyface? It was silly and stupid not malicious like if had beaten Dolph and AJ with a steel chair. I guess if he knocked them out and cut them then poured the poo poo in their wounds that would be heelish.

Dolph and AJ dying from sepsis as a result still wouldn't turn Cena heel in the eyes of the Cenation.

To turn everyone against Cena, Vince is going to have to get him to use a baseball bat on Ricardo's knees, or start having him insult the sports teams of every major city he visits. People haaaaate it when wrestlers go after their favorite sports teams.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 00:43

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Bocc Kob posted:

Wait, Undertaker is a ginger?

Yuuuup.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 05:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Angle trying to be Austin's pal was some of the funniest stuff the company has ever done, with regards to backstage vignettes.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 09:53

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:57

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Hockles posted:

Was the Wrestlemania 6 match against Hogan, Ultimate Warrior's longest match?

If not, what was?

Warrior has been fighting the voices in his head for decades, now.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2013 06:51

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