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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

That's not a cat. That's a barrel with legs.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 05:07

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# ? May 12, 2024 17:20

ladyweapon: Nov 6, 2010; It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 05:11

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

holocaust bloopers posted:

Moozzzzzzz

# ? Aug 11, 2014 05:16

Kite Pride Worldwide: Apr 20, 2009

SynthOrange posted:

That's not a cat. That's a barrel with legs.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 05:55

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

topographic posted:

Good job peeing, moo!

Have another Moo. This is one of my sister's cats, of course name moo. Moo was labeled a girl by the shelter, and thought so by my sister's vet tech friend that worked there and let my sister know she should go get this awesome cat, and then thought to be a girl by my vet-student sister for like a year before she noticed um, no, that's a boy. Got neutered wayyyy young and is now a pretty princess referred to by him or her interchangeably.

please give me my catte back

# ? Aug 11, 2014 05:57

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

SynthOrange posted:

That's not a cat. That's a barrel with legs.

i use a similar description for my girl's fam's dog, who is the offspring of a corgi loving a barrel

eyeing the new flesh

why you gotta be such a drama queen, munny

forgot to check for safe tongs, will try to remember next time

# ? Aug 11, 2014 05:58

Crankit: Feb 7, 2011; HE WATCHES

don't cats sometimes kill children? do you guys have to watch your babbies like a hawk?

# ? Aug 11, 2014 13:58

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

Mostly just if they get up in the crib and suffocate the kid because they're not strong enough to push the cat off. I'm sure pepper wants nothing to do with baby, but even so we're keeping the door closed so pepper can't get in the nursery at night.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 14:08

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I love the shelter I got my cats from.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 15:00

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I love the shelter I got my cats from.

they're done it at least twice already. i almost got a catte during one of them but i was going out of town the following weekend. he was gone shortly thereafter, though, so that's good because he was super friendly.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 15:05

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I love the shelter I got my cats from.

kitty twister

# ? Aug 11, 2014 15:37

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I love the shelter I got my cats from.

FREE CATS

# ? Aug 11, 2014 15:46

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

sadie status this morning:

watch this video please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_46Tw_-WdE

minnie status this morning:

# ? Aug 11, 2014 15:49

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Shifty Pony posted:

# ? Aug 11, 2014 15:57

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

working from home status: the boss just stopped by to check up on me

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:16

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

just a reminder that we live in a world where this happened

Shifty Pony posted:

this just occurred

gaze upon the face of regret

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:22

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Golden-i posted:

working from home status: the boss just stopped by to check up on me

You're due for a purrformance review.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:23

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Uuuggghhh what a bad joke.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:23

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

holocaust bloopers posted:

You're due for a purrformance review.

It's really important that his work is up to scratch.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:29

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

holocaust bloopers posted:

You're due for a purrformance review.

"I left your mid-year performance review in my outbox. Here's a scoop. Go get it."

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:31

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

post roobieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

post xander

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:51

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Why all the negativity? she could just want to get your input some ideas she's been batting around.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:52

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

reminder

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

No, Dexter!

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:53

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

reminder

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Lulu, eat teh egg

...I guess not.

Amphiuma posted:

Cat Confused by Eggs
Clip Studio Paint, 2014

# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:57

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Shifty Pony posted:

sadie status this morning:

watch this video please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_46Tw_-WdE

Someday you need to show us video of Sadie arranging herself into one of these uberdangles.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:18

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

reminder

any way to get larger resolutions of the 3 lulu pics?

# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:33

xdice: Feb 15, 2006

A while back, we picked up one of these http://amzn.com/B00EZTCW94

The older cats? Too smart for it, three just watch it, Nosey stands on it until it turns off.

So, it went onto the shelf for a while..

..then we got Autumn. My wife thought it would be a good idea to show it to her.

Best. Idea. Ever:

(Autumn in action)

# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:37

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

holocaust bloopers posted:

Uuuggghhh what a bad joke.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:53

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

xdice posted:

A while back, we picked up one of these http://amzn.com/B00EZTCW94

The older cats? Too smart for it, three just watch it, Nosey stands on it until it turns off.

So, it went onto the shelf for a while..

..then we got Autumn. My wife thought it would be a good idea to show it to her.

Best. Idea. Ever:

(Autumn in action)

Man, I'm sad I didn't know about those when we had Misty, we used to basically play that game manually with me pushing my hand under a rug and waving things out from under the other edge. Her favourite pastime.

# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:54