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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Rap music, my droogs!

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Philippe died today because he was told to Shove It by someone he thought was his friend. He was 5.

Services will be held tomorrow in the cemetery.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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My wife's been watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix recently, and this has been resonating with me.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Phy posted:

On the other hand, you can do whatever you want to in life

Being in trouble is a fake idea.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Anyone born after the McD.L.T has no business stomping around acting punk rock.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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CannonFodder posted:

Yeah, a few weeks before the Shrovis-Bishopthorpe Envaliant III arc, Ray got back from England with opinions about it.

Not a week goes by that I don't get a chuckle about "Mrs. Agnes Ronay / Arguments & Decisions"

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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lab-o-ranth is close enough. It's a slant rhyme.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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The year: 1933. The Great Depres-
sion. Apple lines. Edwin T. Carr-
boro, a restauranteur from Chicago,
believed one thing: any American,
no matter how down on his luck,
deserved at least one free cheese
sandwich -- just for living in the
greatest nation on God's green
earth. Unlikely as it sounds, his
generosity single-handedly gave
Americans the hope they needed
to turn their country around.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I really appreciated how Onstad named the character Chevy Ford Wo after learning about Edsel Fong.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Perhaps you'll want to take that back when I tell you that this recipe won a contest on the official MOBY website

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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quote:

I reject the lazy convention of writing Asians as swapping Rs and Ls

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Not for use in hairstyling; not guaranteed to create "Gruesome Little Curls." MC Pot-a-Holic, "J.J. The Land-Retard,"1993

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I've never been able to figure out what this is.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Although a matter of some dispute, Ray's urine does have a theme song (Lady is a Tramp, as performed by Frank Sinatra)
Ray first urinated on the day he was born.
Ray was urinating when he heart that Reagan had been shot [he was in the bathroom at a childrens' breakfast restaurant]
He does not audiocast (urinate standing up) if company is over.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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T is just envious of Roast Beef's thing for a woman in purple Easy Spirit pumps.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I dunno, posting Oil Painting of Roast Beef # 23,118 on Twitter every few months technically counts as marketing.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Daffodils are fantastic! I saaaay!

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Hode on, I got to tip the little Panama boy what vacuums up my dropped gerunds out the bottom of the Escalade. Chocolate love, all.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Is Onstad's soda syrup company still operating?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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PS I got shot by Ray again

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Erebus posted:

https://imgur.com/a/jAUcT

It turns out we're in the mess we're in today because Teodor wouldn't save America with his blog

You know, this makes me sad that I was afraid of getting high in my prime getting-high-and-going-on-a-road-trip days

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I made fried chicken thighs just last night as a result of reading Nice Pete's recipe. I didn't follow it though, because he'd kill dead things if science would let him.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Exotic fungus that thrives on radioactive fallout, in that case

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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This strip ruins me. The first time I read it, I realized that I'm well past the point in my life where "Road trip, no plans, we leave in five minutes" is feasible.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Yeah I once bought a bottle of Christian Brothers and was hell of disappointed.

Dude you don't like Christian Brothers. What you like is that you're holding something the police will wrestle you for.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I learned a little while back that the condition described as Superpenis testicles is a real birth defect, and it's called a penoscrotal transposition.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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tha_snazzle: i never had the hot sauc yet

tha_snazzle: you

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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That's it? Does it always go this way?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Looking at extreme dildo nun's post history, I really appreciate the imagery of you waking up to check on your 11 year old SA account, seeing how bad Lowtax hosed up, and then thinking "Oh god it's 2020 I hope Chris Onstad is okay."

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I thought October was the original date, and it had been bumped into 2021 briefly.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Complications from the Wi-fi in his spine.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Beef took a "me day" and dropped $1303.46 before tip, before 10 am. He might not be rich, but he's got a little money.

Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Aug 22, 2020

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Dude still dropped 150 bones on a two-beer breakfast and some books, in 2003 money. He might sleep on a grody mattress in Grandma K's trailer or in Ray's pool house, but he has some cash

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Teodor's arms aren't very long, so I imagine that limits the range of his guitar playing.

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