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There's something of a dearth of Achewood t-shirts in the store at the moment. I'm thinking of buying one but I'm torn between Téodor Achewasser and Dude and Catastrophe. The rabbit ambulance one is right out because a news report about the death of a goth girl some months ago featured a picture of her wearing that very shirt. That's kind of tainted it for me.
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A.S.H. posted:Mr. Bear is an inexhaustible font of quotable wisdom. God I wish his blog still updated.
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:Do you think the mouse would have actually floated there? Or would it go all red mouse spray into Philippe's face? The next plot point involves Todd trying the fan trick. Beef is probably an old hand at this, most likely having done it for entertainment when he was still in Circumstances.
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New strip! Interesting...a new update format. Seems like we're getting half the strip but in half the time. Could be good for more regular updates I suppose.
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That's a fascinating new art style. Nice Pete just gained a few more places on the 'things to be terrified of' scale.
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woodenchicken posted:On one hand, I'm really hyped for the potential Achewood show, on the other hand it makes this imagining of the Gothic tune I just made instantly redundant. I kept expecting the camera to close in Ray's crotch until we got BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD.
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Yeesh, Chris has really lost control of Vlad's voice. He's gone from vaguely rustic yet cosmopolitan eastern European to full blown Borat. I did like Feodor's responses though.
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Loving Life Partner posted:I thought this one was peak "language as music" greatness. I'm not quite sure what 'terrified, asexual forcemeat' means, but I'm pretty sure being mistaken for such must be a horrible way to die.
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Worrying about sudden death from unexpected sources is Roast Beef's thing
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True, you think by now he'd know that it's a time to just relax a little and straight up roast a chicken's ding dong.
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Dec 19, 2013 18:34
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The best Pat moment was when he discovered he was gay, had a genuine opportunity to reflect on himself, and still continued to be an rear end in a top hat.
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Oxxidation posted:iirc nolan had absolutely no idea philippe was a kid, he was just into extremely niche but otherwise harmless fetishes and philippe's circular caught his eye  On the other hand we do have this. Could be another Nolan the cop's referring to, but it seems unlikely.
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I've been doing an archive binge, and I'm beginning to suspect that the reason people didn't like the High School arc is because it became almost immediately after this: Tough act to follow. To be fair, Philippe going home was kind of a high water mark before things started to decline.
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I've been drinking a lot of water lately because it's boiling and every time I go for a fresh glass 'I get VERY nice on this stuff' comes to mind.
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Aug 16, 2020 23:40
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Forget what you know about craveless nori
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El Gallinero Gros posted:My favorite part of this storyline is nominating Tony Hawk as his VP. ~12 years now since that comic was published, and Tony Hawk is still kicking rear end. Also 'obvious-style Christianity' is one of my favourite achewoodisms.
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Aug 25, 2020 12:42
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I wonder if Pat would admire Morrissey or hate him for stealing his shtick?
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No need for spyware when people will happily hand over their data to you. Also I think for what remains most antivirus programs deal with it now.
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thrilla in vanilla posted:Lyle is, literally, never cool. Ever. He can’t even open a beer at a wedding. The coolest thing he does is help phillipe electrocute pats dick and frankly that’s not cool. It’s just deserved Do we ever actually see Lyle in a fight that he wins, or is he literally all about posturing and bravado? e: aside from the above.
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palamedes posted:BOO TO THAT I boo the nacho as his father
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Ok Comboomer posted:3. live forever, never age 4. Philippe is Five
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Not one of the classic turns of phrase but I think "Uhhhh thanks, but we're not exactly looking for your INput!" in Garfield's voice on a daily basis I like how Garfield went from that to this:  Would also love to know what kind of union contract prevents you from drinking a coffee that's been frothed with a dildo.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Due to some unfortunate road trip food choices, my Achewoodism for today was “instant rear end emesis” Pimp skitters and sass gut are my favourite euphemisms for intestinal distress. Can anyone help me find a strip where someone's calling someone else a 'house and paycheck hobo' or something along those lines. I think the insultee might have been Lyle, because that describes him perfectly.
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Yesssss, thank you! The hyphens in house-and-paycheck must have thrown ohnorobot off. 'Two wet bolsheviks mating in a thrift store' is a celebration of the english language.
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Halloween Jack posted:The real question is who's freezing all the nuns. How do you think we get penguins?
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May 11, 2021 12:06
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CannonFodder posted:http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06012004 Ray is outraged at us, the audience, for interrupting him while he's getting his toilet drunk on.
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UNIX geeks who go to Kraftwerk concerts and cry at Computer Love care about android apps. - Posted from Awful for Android
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 Always makes me think of how solid a computer industry we had in the 70s and 80s. BBC Micro, Amstrad, Acorn, ZX Spectrum, and then somehow we spectacularly dropped the ball. They should never have stopped teaching BASIC in schools.
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 Hope everyone is having a safe Judas Priest Friday
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