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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

phuzzylodgik posted:

The store being down is a huge bummer.

I really wanted the cookbooks. I mean, the second one is less than a year old, right?
My girlfriend keeps saying "I should really read Achewood," and I keep saying "Yes, you should really read Achewood." She says "You should get me the hardcopies for Christmas/birthday/whatever," I say "The store's been down like forever and the first volume isn't available on Amazon. Ache wood dot com dammit!"

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

What do you think the Tenmen sound like? My assumption would be somewhere between Devo and Talking Heads but they're a three-piece with no keys so I dunno actually.

I wanna say they're like Was Not Was or Mr. Bungle where everything they do is weirdly different from everything else they do. Kinda like Achewood sometimes.

I love you Achewood

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I made Steak Diane just last week. It's good, bro, even if cruise ship cuisine hasn't been trendy for 40 years.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Hey, if you know anyone who does ragtime/hip-hop, go for it.

Someone did make a wiki for the Great Outdoor Fight and I was silly enough to contribute to it.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I just recently learned that Onstad wrote the cookbook after finding the French Laundry Cookbook useless. I looked it up and good grief, the first recipe is salmon tartare in little cones that a zillion people have been reduced to tears trying to make.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Unkempt posted:

This is good but A.A. Gill was a piece of poo poo and I'm glad he's dead.
AA Gill was fascinating because he was the kind of old-fashioned racist who believed that French and Welsh are races, and would write about it. Thanks for the link, because if I hadn't seen his picture I'd have always assumed that he was one of those cranky old men who look like half-melted candles.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I've made Mr. Bear's Scotch Eggs many times; they are excellent.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!



Some of the best advice I ever got. (Granted, police shirts rarely look good because the sleeves aren't fitted. I wore a grey plaid suit.)

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Howard Beale posted:

The Philippe Goes Home storyline was ongoing when I visited my mom for the first time in her new retirement community. It wasn't nearly as disillusioning, no pork chops trauma at least, but drat if Papa's speech wasn't especially poignant.
If we're being real, the presumably divorce-inspired strips really made me really feel like poo poo during a bad breakup.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Rollersnake posted:

"Sometimes love is wondering if you trapped an innocent person" hits the hardest out of any line in Achewood for me. Years ago I kind of stumbled out of a bad relationship into a relationship with the woman I would eventually marry, and that is just the perfect expression of the guilt you feel as a depressed person in a relationship with someone awesome who deserves better than what you're emotionally capable of giving. :smith:
I'll see you and raise

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I actually know a fellow who used to wear knickerbockers as an undergrad, and when asked why, would reply "To cover my nakedness!"

Mormon theologians are a curious bunch.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

NoneMoreNegative posted:

You have proven yourself of the crudest moral fiber. I think you would shoot a baby.
A toilet seat that smokes a cigar
Forever that is what you are
A toilet seat that smokes a cigar

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I've found that podcast live show episodes are good in inverse proportion to the number of drunk white people in attendance.

I've done the research, and my ancestry is Scottish-Irish-German, so I don't have that gene that makes you drink two lite beers and go WHOOO every 15 seconds in a public place.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Plus Onstad's established many times that Teodor's a good cook

I've always wondered why Teodor has many impressive job skills but only strings together a living from gigs and part-time work. I've never known that type of guy. But then he had those nightmares about getting hired to cater a huge conference, and then that actually happened at Beef's wedding--he failed because he assumed he'd be doing everything himself and planned the event out in 15-second increments. He sets impossible goals and can't work in a group.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Pakled posted:

Todd, probably.
Well not frequently, but if your expectation is that someone whose house you sleep in rent-free in a wadded-up pissed-on hoodie will just give you $20 for coke, you are going to be disappointed.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Lyle's Lyle shirt was just as bad as Lyle himself.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Denise

your hams are large and unfasionable but I am down

I dated a Denise with large hams, and I never didn't think of this.

Large hams are extremely fashionable. Beef was just being defensive about transitioning.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I always thought it was unfair that Iowerth took the heat for Taking Little Nephew, when it was actually his wife's idea in the first place.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
In this one she suggests Taking him


In this one she tells Iowerth "his invitation" was unwise

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The success of HAS LID indicates that OK Soda was just ahead of its time.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I never quite got if that was an actual vision of the future or just his imagination, or if they actually dated for any length of time at all or

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Shibawanko posted:

I thought the Penny story was the worst... It really feels like the point where he completely lost touch with the characters' voices.
Candidly, it was hard to read Onstad's very pessimistic view of relationships while I was going through the situations he was describing. (We don't know exactly how autobiographical it was, but I'm going to guess "very.")

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Any kind of series will become self-parodic if it goes on too long; I'm glad Achewood ended before it introduced Cousin Oliver jumping over a shark and all that.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Roast Beef Kanzenzakis Presents: Being a Socialist at the Pizza Parlour

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Smirr posted:

I just remembered J.J. The Land-Retard and lol'd

Smirr

have my retarded baby

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Oh jesus come on dude don't get into that stuff

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it was a decision that led to teodor nearly being murdered
Nice Pete has the same sort of magic powers that cause everyone to always believe a character named Lie Bot.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

...and the pitch! posted:

Are Ray, Roast Beef and Pat id, ego and superego?
Pat is California.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The one in his blog, Soytopia! An Ecological and Sociopolitical Clarity Bar*

It only served the bizarre vegan best-stitutes that he eats.


*being able to remember this not an indicator of sanity

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Braised thighs are really good, though; that's how I make my paprikash.

My wife is always going on at me about how I must use thighs instead of thigh cutlets because the bone gives it so much flavour. I hate cutting chicken off the bone, especially when the entire point of the dish is that it's all sitting in a thick sauce. If I want to knife-fight a chicken in the mud, I'll...well I definitely wouldn't go outside and attack one of my chickens with a knife. That would be crazy. What a ridiculous question.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Aping an artist's style to discuss mundanity is always bad. The #1 example would be all the people who ape Hunter S. Thompson to whine about a video game review they disagree with.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Any given Olive Garden may be in dangerous proximity to The Cure.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Pretty good now that I am 239,000 miles from Neutral Milk Hotel

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
drat! Somebody just step on a burrito at this place?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Man, don't act like the taco died! Come on!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Dr. Worveston's
FAT THINGY POWDER
fattens the thingy specifically.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Operation Horrible Front Yard

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
A condom makes the ideal storage container for leftover risotto.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Where's your fanny pack and black Reebocks?

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
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