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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

This seems extremely excessive

Yeah, but there was some talk of pastry and coffee and it isn't that far from my house.

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Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

This seems extremely excessive

It is, but it's also standard for a federal grand jury.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Sounds like you'll get to make some new friends. After my trial 6 or 7 of the jurors walked out of the courthouse all chattering and seemed like they were best buds and likely headed to a bar. And that was only 9 days or so.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

bird with big dick posted:

Sounds like you'll get to make some new friends. After my trial 6 or 7 of the jurors walked out of the courthouse all chattering and seemed like they were best buds and likely headed to a bar. And that was only 9 days or so.

That is the way I'm looking at it. I don't have a good excuse why I can't participate. I hope your trial went okay for you.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

bird with big dick posted:

Sounds like you'll get to make some new friends. After my trial 6 or 7 of the jurors walked out of the courthouse all chattering and seemed like they were best buds and likely headed to a bar. And that was only 9 days or so.

I thought the same about rehab

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Anderson Koopa posted:

That is the way I'm looking at it. I don't have a good excuse why I can't participate. I hope your trial went okay for you.

Thank you. I was found guilty of having the largest bird penis in Multnomah county.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
Birds have a cloaca

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Not all birds.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

ducks famously have a corkscrew dick

they gently caress the female's cloaca with it i guess, i don't really know and don't care to find out

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
A cloaca is not mutually exclusive with a dick.

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
This is the legal chat I'm here for.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

If you had some largely cash based side hustles and wanted to hide the money from a bankruptcy court what would you do with it? Get a safe? Hide it in your house? Safe deposit box? Do bankruptcy courts ever get so fed up with debtors activities that they search their homes or have a PI watch them for a week?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

bird with big dick posted:

If you had some largely cash based side hustles and wanted to hide the money from a bankruptcy court what would you do with it? Get a safe? Hide it in your house? Safe deposit box? Do bankruptcy courts ever get so fed up with debtors activities that they search their homes or have a PI watch them for a week?

Call Saul Goodman, probably

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Here's a stupid scenario I hope I can fix before it escalates:

E: I think I'll go with rule #2 and make some calls.

Waffle! fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Mar 27, 2024

effervescible
Jun 29, 2012

i will eat your soul

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

This seems extremely excessive

I recently got a summons for federal grand duty that involved meeting up to twice a week for 18 months, with the potential to extend it for a further 6.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
When your mom gets sued for dumping her excess water in the neighbor's lawn the phrase you will want to Google is "riparian lawyer near me."

Arkhamina
Mar 30, 2008

Arkham Whore.
Fallen Rib
Video games have taught me people keep large amounts of cash and gold on bank safe deposit boxes.

I doubt anyone remembers, but several years ago I asked questions here about getting a lawyer for my sister, for her Social Security Disability application. After applying, denial (7 months wait), filling an appeal, waiting another 15 months, a hearing... Her disability starts in April! Total time about 2 years. (She broke her neck, and is now a partial quad)
Hind sight is I wish we could have started the process when she was living off her GoFundMe. I had no idea it was so slow. A Minnesota disability resource center found us a lawyer that won't take a cut of the checks, too! They even did a practice hearing with her so she wasn't surprised by questions during the administrative appeal.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Congrats for your sister. Yes, the disability process is long and arduous.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Arkhamina posted:

I had no idea it was so slow. A Minnesota disability resource center found us a lawyer that won't take a cut of the checks, too! They even did a practice hearing with her so she wasn't surprised by questions during the administrative appeal.

Congrats. Sadly, it's reality that most people don't realize how broken our systems are until they need them and you don't need them until you're in a tight spot.

Skunkduster
Jul 15, 2005




How does jury duty work at a federal level? I'm completely ignorant about this, so forgive me if this is a stupid question. It looks like the 9th circuit is most western part of the US including Alaska and Hawaii. Does that mean if you live in Alaska or Hawaii, you could get called for jury duty in California or Nevada?

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
It's the district in which you live, not the circuit. Like eastern district of Texas or northern district of California. Alaska has one district, so if you live anywhere in Alaska you can get called to serve. Arizona has one, Virginia has two California has four, and so on.

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

BigHead posted:

It's the district in which you live, not the circuit. Like eastern district of Texas or northern district of California. Alaska has one district, so if you live anywhere in Alaska you can get called to serve. Arizona has one, Virginia has two California has four, and so on.

And beyond that, it’s typically (always?) the division of the district which you live in, which basically corresponds to “nearest federal courthouse.”

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Kalman posted:

And beyond that, it’s typically (always?) the division of the district which you live in, which basically corresponds to “nearest federal courthouse.”

Yep; I served on a jury for the Eastern District of Virginia, so I went to the courthouse in Alexandria and the jury pool was basically just people in northern Virginia. One juror was actually dismissed because he lived far enough away that his travel pay was allowed to be a hotel room instead of just mileage, but then the budget for the room ran out (or something to that effect).

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
He got dismissed so that some clerk didn’t have to do more paperwork

It took the federal court house about 9 months to reimburse me for parking when I interned there.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Does a felony conviction in the US take away 2a rights for life? Or is there a way for someone with a felony conviction to be allowed to regain firearms at some point down the road?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

B33rChiller posted:

Does a felony conviction in the US take away 2a rights for life? Or is there a way for someone with a felony conviction to be allowed to regain firearms at some point down the road?

I believe there is ongoing constitutional litigation on this question. That said, you can always apply for a pardon or expungement.

sleepy.eyes
Sep 14, 2007

Like a pig in a chute.

B33rChiller posted:

Does a felony conviction in the US take away 2a rights for life? Or is there a way for someone with a felony conviction to be allowed to regain firearms at some point down the road?

In Florida at least you can regain your right to own a gun, but it takes something like 6-8 years and you have to complete your parole, ect.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
You forgot a vital step, which is having a bunch of money so the important people who make that decision give a poo poo about your request

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Javid posted:

You forgot a vital step, which is having a bunch of money so the important people who make that decision give a poo poo about your request

*Yells from the back of the line at McDonald's, "This Is late stage capitalism!"

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

B33rChiller posted:

Does a felony conviction in the US take away 2a rights for life? Or is there a way for someone with a felony conviction to be allowed to regain firearms at some point down the road?

Short answer - as a practical matter, a felony conviction in the US takes away 2a rights for life.

Longer answer:
Restoration of state gun rights depends on the state. Some states automatically restore them after a period of time. Some states will let you apply to get it back, and you can usually take the state to court if they deny you. Others require a pardon from the governor/pardon and parole board.

Restoration of federal gun rights requires a presidential pardon. While there is a process to apply to the ATF to get it back and take them to court if they deny you, Congress forbid the ATF from spending any of their budget to do so process any of those applications. The US Supreme Court said not processing the application is not a denial, so no right to take the issue to court. So, as a practical matter, no restoration of federal gun rights.

Even longer answer:
An antique (before 1898) firearm or black powder muzzleloader doesn't count as a firearm for federal law purposes. However, some states do count antiques and black powder guns as firearms, so antiques and BP muzzle loaders aren't an automatic free pass.

Check with a gun lawyer in your state before doing anything.

VVVV I was pretty sure, I'm just trying to forestall some knucklehead deciding to take my dashed-off note as law.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Apr 1, 2024

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Thanks for the answers. I have neither 2a rights, nor a felony conviction, and don't have any plans. This was just curiosity. I understand you lose some rights (like freedom of movement) for a period of time as part of a sentence. It just struck me as odd that such a big deal right wouldn't have a mechanism for getting it back.

Any of my questions about US law is from the perspective of a curious foreigner. I may have the misfortune of interacting with your legal system some day, but haven't had any reason so far.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

B33rChiller posted:

Thanks for the answers. I have neither 2a rights, nor a felony conviction, and don't have any plans. This was just curiosity. I understand you lose some rights (like freedom of movement) for a period of time as part of a sentence. It just struck me as odd that such a big deal right wouldn't have a mechanism for getting it back.

Any of my questions about US law is from the perspective of a curious foreigner. I may have the misfortune of interacting with your legal system some day, but haven't had any reason so far.

its not odd when you consider the animating purpose: to further oppress non whites

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Can't stop thinking about that town in the South where the white city council and mayor keep secretly appointing themselves to endless terms

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

I would like to mail a seashell pendant made from an actual seashell I found to my girlfriend in the USA for her birthday. Since seashells are marine life, I expect this will be a source of Troubles. How should I go about doing that? I looked it up online and apparently you need to declare seashells that you bring into the country, but nothing about mailing them. What should I do?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

paradoxGentleman posted:

I would like to mail a seashell pendant made from an actual seashell I found to my girlfriend in the USA for her birthday. Since seashells are marine life, I expect this will be a source of Troubles. How should I go about doing that? I looked it up online and apparently you need to declare seashells that you bring into the country, but nothing about mailing them. What should I do?

Just classify it as jewelry for customs,
https://www.customsmobile.com/rulings/docview?doc_id=NY+R02557

Skunkduster
Jul 15, 2005




Do all felonies take away 2A rights, or just ones related to violence/guns?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Skunkduster posted:

Do all felonies take away 2A rights, or just ones related to violence/guns?

It's a state by state thing. Thirty eight states have prohibitions on felons owning firearms, and each state will have particular rules on the topic.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Skunkduster posted:

Do all felonies take away 2A rights, or just ones related to violence/guns?

Federally it's any/all felonies. And domestic violence misdemeanors.
And while certain domestic violence protective orders are in effect.

Skunkduster
Jul 15, 2005




Mr. Nice! posted:

It's a state by state thing. Thirty eight states have prohibitions on felons owning firearms, and each state will have particular rules on the topic.


joat mon posted:

Federally it's any/all felonies. And domestic violence misdemeanors.
And while certain domestic violence protective orders are in effect.

That seems kind of disproportionate to me. Failing to report income from tips, smuggling birds across the border in your pants, letting your livestock graze on federal land. All felonies that I can see and they have nothing to do with guns or violence. As lawyers, what are your thoughts on stripping 2A rights for non-violent crimes?

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Guns are bad and people generally shouldn’t have them, felons or not.

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