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Skywise came out of the closet to say:
Actually, I've caught them a bunch of times, but three in particular stand out.

1) We'd just moved back to the US from Germany, and my mom, my dad and I were sharing a hotel room... I was a bedroom away, but I heard..
*muted unfs*
Mom: "What about Jay?"
Dad: "He's asleep, don't worry about it."
Me: *weeps silently into pillow*

2) I walked in on them when I was REALLY young, like 7-8.
Mom: "!"
Dad: "Shut the goddamn door!"
Me: *runs to room, weeps silently into pillow*

3) 2 years ago. I had my girlfriend over, and we were hibbidying the jibbidy as the kids say. Then I hear my parents bed start to move above us (not bunkbeds, parents' bedroom was directly above me), and more muted unfos.
Girlfriend: "Oh, that's sweet! Your parents still have sex!"
Me: *stops having sex, weeps silently into pillow*

Man, I have such scars. Thanks for bringing it up!