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Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

WB is going to be 100% conservative as gently caress about the way they portray Wonder Woman for a long time. Mostly because she's literally the only female character they have that anyone gives a gently caress about other than Harley Quinn.

Quinn can be queer, but Wonder Woman has to exemplify all of the "publicly acceptable" standards of the Big Three because she falls into the three acceptable archetypes for them:

American Man
Brooding Man
Girl

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Wonder Woman should date Lois Lane.

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
Wonder Woman should go back to her roots and yell about how much she loves to be tied up

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Wonder Woman should date Lois Lane.

Would be better than Zack Snyder rehashing Bruce and Lois.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
50 Shades of Lane.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

goatface posted:

50 Shades of Lane.

Joe Shuster drew bondage porn comics for the mob, and doesn't have a huge range when it comes to faces, so they kinda look like Lois Lane topping Superman.

linked just in case, but everyone is wearing underwear
:nws:https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_story_of_illustrator_joe_shuster_from_superman_to_super_sleaze


probably work safe
https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/estellemaidwhippq0w93eupasjdlfjd.jpg

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Mar 9, 2021

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Skwirl posted:

linked just in case, but everyone is wearing underwear

No, they certainly are not.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Skwirl posted:

Joe Shuster drew bondage porn comics for the mob, and doesn't have a huge range when it comes to faces, so they kinda look like Lois Lane topping Superman.

linked just in case, but everyone is wearing underwear
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_story_of_illustrator_joe_shuster_from_superman_to_super_sleaze

https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/estellemaidwhippq0w93eupasjdlfjd.jpg

Yeah, there's some illustrated titties in the first link, and one butt shot at least so I'm gonna say NSFW.

Though pouring a can full of ants into the panties of a restrained woman is a new one for me.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CzarChasm posted:

Yeah, there's some illustrated titties in the first link, and one butt shot at least so I'm gonna say NSFW.

Though pouring a can full of ants into the panties of a restrained woman is a new one for me.

First draft of that message just had the image link, then I figured people might want more info.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Skwirl posted:

Joe Shuster drew bondage porn comics for the mob, and doesn't have a huge range when it comes to faces, so they kinda look like Lois Lane topping Superman.

linked just in case, but everyone is wearing underwear
:nws:https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_story_of_illustrator_joe_shuster_from_superman_to_super_sleaze

I'm guessing the author of that article spent so long researching the Joe Shuster titty pics that they ran out of time to research Ray Bradbury.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

CzarChasm posted:

Yeah, there's some illustrated titties in the first link, and one butt shot at least so I'm gonna say NSFW.

Though pouring a can full of ants into the panties of a restrained woman is a new one for me.

Yeah, Hate-Monger and Mr. Clean are into some weird poo poo.

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

Gaz-L posted:

Would be better than Zack Snyder rehashing Bruce and Lois.

There's a whole thread dedicated to this kind of thing, and it is not this thread. Keep that poo poo out of here

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003





Way of X #2

Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 16:29 on May 20, 2021

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Context?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
it is inspiring that kurt has finally forsaken god and become a murderer

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
it is inspiring to rush to the panels threads to post contextless spoilers that just dropped today.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
A little context for Way of X #2: David Haller pops up on Krakoa as a psychic ghost, and leads Kurt to his body, which is being kept as a harvested brain by an anti-mutant bad-guy group and used to psychically model various ways in which Krakoa might bring about its own downfall. He basically wants to his physical brain to be put out of its misery so he can be resurrected on Krakoa. So Nightcrawler's dilemma is less like-- should I kill this guy? And more-- I know killing feels wrong, even if it's just temporary, and it's more like, in this case, just letting him out of jail. So why does it still feel wrong?

So far the series is less about Nightcrawler abandoning his faith and more about him rethinking what specific moral mandates mean in a society where death is a temporary inconvenience. It's about him being uncomfortable with various features of Krakoa and trying to work out how to deal with it


I think for people who have been kind of leery about the Krakoa books and their implications this might be an interesting title, because it shows Kurt asking a lot of the same questions. It's definitely a stand-out of the mutant line right now.

How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 16:04 on May 20, 2021

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
Man that's been to literal heaven understandably conflicted about the tenets of his doomed civilization.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Toshimo posted:

it is inspiring to rush to the panels threads to post contextless spoilers that just dropped today.
Today's Thursday, friend (but you're right, I should have put it in spoilers, and probably included the previous page). I thought it was pretty powerful.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003








Barbalien #5

He doesn't die.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
No more bl.....ack people?

No more bl.....ind lawyers?

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

No more bl.....ack people?

No more bl.....ind lawyers?

No more bl...utants

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe

Admiralty Flag posted:

No more bl...utants

No, MORE blutants

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
He was trying to say "No More Blood," one of the AIDS activism chants that recurs throughout the series. The guy falling is an HIV+ activist who's dating the alien guy in his human form, it's set in... I think the implication is the Reagan Era but I guess there might be something I'm forgetting that places it later in the 80s.

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
Have people gotten shot for taking down the American flag? I feel like that doesn’t exactly happen

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
He's also black. Cop just has to say she thought he was armed.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
The most famous person to be shot for climbing up a flagpole and removing a national flag was probably Solomos Solomou, a Cypriot anti-nationalist who was trying to take down a Turkish flag in 1996.

Off the top of my head I can't think of a precisely analogous example from the US. Barbalien is actually sort of a clumsy series. I'd never heard of it until this thread and while the Black Hammer stuff has never grabbed me I decided to check it out. The interpersonal stuff is good and I like how it teases out the tensions and the contradictions in the title character's civilian disguise as a cop, but all the scenes about AIDS activism felt like a weird mish-mash. For one, "No More Blood" maybe feels discordant because as far as I can tell it was never really a major protest slogan during the actual AIDS protests of the 80s and 90s. For another, Lemire (or Tate Brombal, who it looks like has less comics-writing experience) sort of smoosh together a bunch of different protest idioms. In some ways its very 80s, in some ways its very 2016, in some ways its very 2020... they seem to want to have all of their cake on one plate.

So yeah I can't think of anybody in the US shot for climbing up a flag and trying to swap out the national flag, especially not during the heyday of ACT UP. If I had to guess Lemire and Brombal were maybe thinking of Bree Newsome, the North Carolina activist who was arrested in 2015 for clambering up a pole at the South Carolina state house to tear down the Confederate, and conflated that with the wave of a) cops shooting at people of color on flimsy pretenses b) police wildly escalating violence at protests from the last few years. It's not a very elegant fit-- I've been reading Sarah Schulman's great new book about ACT UP, Let the Record Show and I wish Lemire and Brombal had read it too before writing this series.

It's a really flawed series, I think it has a lot of very beautiful scenes punctuated by garbled or awkward connective tissue.

Edit: Oh, right. In the first issue we're told that the protest going on says that's 1986, five years after the first recorded death of a gay man of AIDS in the US. Which is in itself a bit strange, since Ken Horne died in April 1980. So yeah I can quibble but the series actually is quite clear about when it takes place, so my bad.

How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Jun 6, 2021

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
bree newsome taking down the confederate flag in sc during the post charleston shooting protests. don't think she got shot at though

e: i should actually read the whole post first lol

site fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jun 6, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer






The Man of Steel (1986) #5

Always nice to see a sympathetic Bizarro portrayal.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
“And you knew that superman?”

“No,i actually really hate blind people,it’s a kryptonian thing.”

Tall Tale Teller
May 20, 2003
Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

Also its funny to me that Nightcrawler thinks actual nightcrawler worms are blue.

They absolutely aren't.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Tall Tale Teller posted:

Also its funny to me that Nightcrawler thinks actual nightcrawler worms are blue.

They absolutely aren't.

Maybe they are in 616.

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
Night crawlers are colorblind

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Tall Tale Teller posted:

Also its funny to me that Nightcrawler thinks actual nightcrawler worms are blue.

They absolutely aren't.

But are they daba-dee daba-die?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"Microscopic Vision" was not a thing I expected to be on his list of Super-Whatever Powers, but I'll pencil it in under Super-Weaving.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"Microscopic Vision" was not a thing I expected to be on his list of Super-Whatever Powers, but I'll pencil it in under Super-Weaving.

That one's been around since at least the '70s (and I wouldn't be surprised if it was around in the 50s).

There was an issue of Flash wherein Wally is trying to get the truth about something that happened to some government agents on a mission decades earlier. And so Clark Kent goes and talks to some people. As a journalist, investigating a story. Totally normal.

And eventually one government employee says "To be honest, all the details are on microfilm in one of those hundreds of cabinets in the basement. So unless you're carrying around a microscope that can see through walls, you're out of luck."

And Clark Kent says "thank you, you've been very helpful," and straightens his glasses.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I think at the very least he's been depicted as being able to clearly see poo poo way farther away than others can since around the same time he got X ray vision (which started in the radio play or George Reeves show, right?)

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Parahexavoctal posted:

That one's been around since at least the '70s (and I wouldn't be surprised if it was around in the 50s).

There was an issue of Flash wherein Wally is trying to get the truth about something that happened to some government agents on a mission decades earlier. And so Clark Kent goes and talks to some people. As a journalist, investigating a story. Totally normal.

And eventually one government employee says "To be honest, all the details are on microfilm in one of those hundreds of cabinets in the basement. So unless you're carrying around a microscope that can see through walls, you're out of luck."

And Clark Kent says "thank you, you've been very helpful," and straightens his glasses.

God drat superman fucjking rules

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That was Flash #53 btw.

My first ever issue of the series and introduction to Wally West.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Rhyno posted:

That was Flash #53 btw.

My first ever issue of the series and introduction to Wally West.

It’s also the issue pied piper comes out

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