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Two different dancing Groot commercials in a row. One dancing Groot toy is not enough.
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I'll watch baby Groot all drat day
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May 12, 2017 00:32
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raditts posted:I was willing to give him a pass for the Halloween version, because I could hold out hope that I'd never have to see it again after Halloween. This. I had no problem when it was just a Halloween ad, but it been playing for about eight months now.
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May 12, 2017 03:33
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I'm watching BBC America, and an ad for a fad diet called "GoLo" showed up about an hour ago. Featuring "Dr." Keith Ablow, noted transphobic shitbird. I don't know if it's BBCA that runs these, or my satellite provider, but either way, it's pretty gross.
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May 13, 2017 21:15
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I see this commercial about fishing every now and then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtIKyBkYTJQ And every time I wonder who the hell is it actually for? Like I think it's supposed to appeal to young parents in urban and suburban areas looking for a nice, nonthreatening and physically demanding (But not too demanding) outdoors activity to get their 10-5 year old kids into, but I genuinely wonder who watches this commercial without making the  motion with their hands.
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May 13, 2017 21:39
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DarklyDreaming posted:I see this commercial about fishing every now and then: Near as I can tell it's meant to get kids interested in it. If you can believe it, these spots used to be far worse. They were narrated by some old man who sounded like he was begging his grandchildren to do something with him. Somewhat hilariously related, that little public domain guitar ditty is also used by our local minor league team in their ads. Their nickname? The Walleye :sav: Majorian posted:I'm watching BBC America, and an ad for a fad diet called "GoLo" showed up about an hour ago. Featuring "Dr." Keith Ablow, noted transphobic shitbird. I don't know if it's BBCA that runs these, or my satellite provider, but either way, it's pretty gross. Fad diet spots are pretty much always cheap toss-ins from the cable or satellite providers. I doubt BBC notices (or cares).
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May 14, 2017 13:46
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DarklyDreaming posted:I see this commercial about fishing every now and then: I was fine with it until the kids hold up their catches and say "and this is my participation trophy!"  No, that's not what that means. What you have there is just a trophy.
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May 14, 2017 19:56
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WampaLord posted:I was fine with it until the kids hold up their catches and say "and this is my participation trophy!" The participation trophy is the skeeter bites. You get those even if you didn't catch anything.
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May 14, 2017 21:04
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Also gotta watch out for sea slugs. They bite ya and then your eyes turn red and you vomit for a week straight.
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May 14, 2017 21:07
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May 15, 2017 06:17
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Did that in college once. Cutting my own hair while tired, forgot to put the attachment back on to touch up a spot. Just shaved my head; hair grows back, no biggie.
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May 15, 2017 06:59
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Oh, so that's what it's called. My daughter just got one of those.
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May 15, 2017 12:56
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DarklyDreaming posted:I see this commercial about fishing every now and then: They make fishing look like fun. I remember my dad deciding he had to take me fishing when I was about 8. I hated it, and I'm pretty sure my dad hated it. I think the hate compounded because none of us caught a damned thing.
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May 15, 2017 13:01
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 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
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May 15, 2017 13:32
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DJExile posted:
No, don't ask. Any answer you're given won't live up to what's in your head.
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May 15, 2017 15:31
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Dental dams getting crazy
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May 15, 2017 21:55
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Every day on my way home I pass a billboard for Dr. DeDomenico Pedicatric Orthodontist, advertising their website https://www.dedopedo.com. And yes I called to make sure that it's pronounced exactly like you think it is. Someone must've tipped him off because now they've changed it to www.dedomenicopedo.com 
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May 15, 2017 22:00
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Glazier posted:Every day on my way home I pass a billboard for Dr. DeDomenico Pedicatric Orthodontist, advertising their website https://www.dedopedo.com. And yes I called to make sure that it's pronounced exactly like you think it is. Someone must've tipped him off because now they've changed it to www.dedomenicopedo.com I wonder if he shares his office with someone who's both an analyst and a therapist 
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May 15, 2017 22:10
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This is a real advertisement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1XM4INk8l8
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May 18, 2017 20:23
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"Did dad ever think equating a fast food chain to a lost relationship with a dead loved one sounds a bit loving off?" "Oh your dad hated it when companies try to market real human experiences in place of their actual products. 'Food's not good enough to stand up on its own?' he'd always say." "Did dad ever get the shits from eating at McDonalds?" "It was the colon cancer what got him."
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May 18, 2017 21:51
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You know what else your dead dad loved that tasted like fish?
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May 18, 2017 22:44
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Unsurprisingly McDonalds has taken it off the air/down from the internet because... you know.
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May 18, 2017 22:54
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I've noticed more of these melodramatic commercials lately that barely relate to whatever is being sold. Maybe advertisers are trying to desensitize viewers for some mysterious reason.
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May 19, 2017 00:05
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DJExile posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZgT0LtmCEE He's a dude reviewing it.
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May 19, 2017 01:47
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Sure thing DAWN BRAND SOAP, if I ever need to clean up an oil spill I'll remember that.
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May 21, 2017 06:03
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Dawn brand soap is actually really good and I originally bought it to get cooking oil spatters out of clothes, and that poo poo loving works.
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May 21, 2017 12:02
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Polygynous posted:Sure thing DAWN BRAND SOAP, if I ever need to clean up an oil spill I'll remember that. They actually did use their soap for cleaning up animals after the gulf oil spill iirc Fake edit: yup 
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May 21, 2017 12:13
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jojoinnit posted:They actually did use their soap for cleaning up animals after the gulf oil spill iirc IIRC they became known as "the soap you use for oil spills" after the Exxon Valdez in the '80s.
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May 21, 2017 15:15
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PT6A posted:Dawn brand soap is actually really good and I originally bought it to get cooking oil spatters out of clothes, and that poo poo loving works. I've not sure I've ever bought something other than Dawn because it actually does what they claim.
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May 21, 2017 17:44
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I mean even if all that is true an ad urging you to buy the soap oil spill cleanup experts trust to clean oil off of birds struck me as... odd. At best. e: Like it's weird. Put up against the actual oil lobby running ads going HEY KIDS LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF OIL IS GOOD FOR it doesn't even register though. Polygynous fucked around with this message at 18:02 on May 21, 2017 |
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May 21, 2017 17:59
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Plus the cute animals on the bottles are worth the slight premium alone.
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May 21, 2017 18:09
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Polygynous posted:I mean even if all that is true an ad urging you to buy the soap oil spill cleanup experts trust to clean oil off of birds struck me as... odd. At best. It's a double-whammy type of thing. You get to say that your product is used for good while showing pictures of cute animals, and also say that it's good enough to clean up an environmental disaster. It's not that confusing of an ad concept.
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May 21, 2017 19:29
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SpacePig posted:It's a double-whammy type of thing. You get to say that your product is used for good while showing pictures of cute animals, and also say that it's good enough to clean up an environmental disaster. It's not that confusing of an ad concept. Oh, totally. I'm just a cynical bastard and think it's loving cheesy.
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May 21, 2017 19:55
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Blue Dawn Best Dawn
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May 21, 2017 22:21
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Polygynous posted:Oh, totally. I'm just a cynical bastard and think it's loving cheesy. Hey, if you get to legitimately say your product helps baby animals, you use that poo poo for all it's worth.
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May 21, 2017 23:00
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Speaking of using dead parents in your ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_f1ItFVO5A
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May 21, 2017 23:26
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As the Baby Boomers pass further into the age of mortality I expect this exploitative dead parents bullshit to majorly peak.
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May 22, 2017 01:33
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jojoinnit posted:They actually did use their soap for cleaning up animals after the gulf oil spill iirc First the pelicans are massaged in warm vegetable oil and then fresh garlic is crushed and inserted under the skin been watching too many cooking videos
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May 22, 2017 15:46
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Only two brand allegiances were imparted unto me as a child: Diamond Crystal Salt and Dawn Soap. 99% of other stuff I could not care less about.
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vermin posted:First the pelicans are massaged in warm vegetable oil and then fresh garlic is crushed and inserted under the skin https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4qP8LHurwHw
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