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Oh hey, I was waiting for this thread to resurface. Not really a hate ad, but if anyone else lives in the area of Jos. A Bank, their ad announcer is literally the most excited person who has ever sold me a suit. It's like he has an orgasm every time he says the store name or a low, low price.
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clean the apartment is kind of a metaphor for scratch all your skin off, but yeah, pretty much.
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Jun 14, 2011 03:22
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Captain Charisma posted:I love these. It's like he's in a competition with himself. Every Joseph A Bank has to sound even more excited than his last one.
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Jun 15, 2011 06:31
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No, Dodge, I haven't been wondering where the Durango's been, stop asking.
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Jun 16, 2011 02:33
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It's like the one commercial I've seen for the entire NHL Playoffs.
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Jun 16, 2011 02:43
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Keystone knows it's lovely frat party beer, so it doesn't have to even try to sell on anything actually having to do with the beer. It's brilliant, really. Also Keystone makes cheap lovely beer because if it didn't it would be missing out on a potential market. There is demand for it, and it's happy to be that lowest common denominator of beers, chilling along with Natty.
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Jun 19, 2011 04:52
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ElwoodCuse posted:Everyone also laughed like mad when the tour guide tried to tell us with a straight face about the success of Milwaukee's Best as a "lower price" beer. I'd drink Beast as a cheap lovely beer any day.
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Jun 19, 2011 22:22
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I chose to forget they existed. Thanks rear end in a top hat. 
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Jun 20, 2011 01:44
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vyst posted:It was a highlight of the last threaDATEACOUGAR There's an ad for this site that plays late at night on the radio station I listen to in the car that actually replaces "date" with "bang" No, seriously.
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Jun 20, 2011 02:41
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Wow, those literally made my day.
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Jun 23, 2011 18:26
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Sporadic posted:Oh no, they made a new Education Connection commercial. I was gonna say that I totally saw that new one until I noticed that it was just posted on youtube a few days ago, and is the evil twin version of the older one. Jesus. At that point why not just save the money and start re-airing the old commercial?
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Jul 13, 2011 17:04
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Oraculum Animi posted:If you're against this ad you probably are against 80% of the ads out today. This thread exists for a reason, ya know.
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Jul 23, 2011 17:11
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Okay, the first time I saw the Coors Light "bar" commercial I thought it was a dumb joke for a beer with a dumb gimmick (our beer is always cold so you can't even tell how lovely it tastes!), but while driving today I heard at least three different versions of that loving commercial on the radio, all with the exact same loving "bar = lawyer test" joke. Apparently some ad exec thinks it's the funniest loving thing ever, and that just shocks me.
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Jul 31, 2011 20:50
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DJExile posted:Also why are you parents covering up your fiber cereal? If the kid doesn't want it then he doesn't get breakfast. The best part about all these ads is that it's not like kids that age even have a concept of what fiber is or have been around long enough to taste a lovely fiber enriched cereal.
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Aug 13, 2011 05:29
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Thorias posted:"Oh I know you ain't touching my Mannequin."
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Aug 13, 2011 15:37
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benzero posted:My kid has been singing this for a couple of days, along with the "JAYYYY GEEEEE WENTWORTH! CALL 877 CASH NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" and I feel like a terrible parent. The latter is even worse when it's someone in your frat, every night at dinner time, for over a week.
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Aug 15, 2011 15:29
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You Are A Elf posted:Jesus Christ at all the "ironic" misogynist thumbs-up YouTube comments. God, I loving hate the Internet sometimes. Man, the second comment I saw was a kitchen joke. How can you possibly make a kitchen joke on the internet these days, didn't that poo poo get old on facebook back in 09?
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Aug 20, 2011 02:13
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I like how the commercial says "a good pair of jeans can cost you $80 or more" and then goes on to talk about how their product is cheaper. But really the whole product is just 
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Aug 29, 2011 06:29
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Sporadic posted:gently caress you Tobacco Free Florida. This is just disgusting. They've been playing this in the NYC area for a while now. It's pretty gross.
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Sep 14, 2011 22:00
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llama_arse posted:I think the most obnoxious ads on TV right now are the ones that advise me to "man up" by drinking Miller loving Lite. I can never stop complaining about this one because holy poo poo it's ridiculous.
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Sep 27, 2011 22:29
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DJExile posted:That works fine. Seems kind of tongue-in-cheek. Everything involving Nolan North is pretty tongue in cheek. I think it works, too.
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Oct 5, 2011 23:38
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:If you're talking about this one, then yeah, I know I should be offended at how blatantly dumb it is to be all "hurf durf drink for men, bitches leave" but honestly I just can't be mad at a commercial where a dude punches a snake so hard it explodes. I'm kind of impressed that they were just so blatant about it.
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Oct 11, 2011 18:34
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There's this Pepsi Throwback commercial on the radio when I listen to Flyers games that annoys the poo poo out of. gently caress you, Devo.
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Oct 19, 2011 03:27
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DJExile posted:I miss Chris Therien telling us about his great friends at PJ Whelihan's pub. Great crowds, beautiful looking servers, and here's the best part: Your eyes don't pop out of your head when you get the check. Now Saunders just talks about his new Kia.
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Oct 20, 2011 00:50
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Well you know guys it's pretty unreasonable for you to expect a commercial to explain how to make such a complicated drink.
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Oct 24, 2011 01:23
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Goddamn, that's hilarious. How often do ad campaigns work too well?
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Oct 25, 2011 20:40
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The Moon Monster posted:What the hell? I thought everyone just took it for granted that all advertisements are blatant lies by a soulless corporation to get you to throw your money away for their worthless product, but I guess not. Second, that article repeatedly uses words like "brilliant" to describe Axe's ad campaign. What is so goddamn brilliant about "Use our product and hot women will have sex with you."? That's the single most obvious approach I can think of for men's grooming products. Well see it made them a shitton of money, which makes it pretty brilliant from a marketing standpoint.
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Oct 25, 2011 22:22
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:I keep wondering if that is Nick Swardson and if it is man he's gotten fat, maybe too much Arby's is the problem. hahahah holy poo poo I will never unsee it.
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Oct 29, 2011 08:02
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Now you eat it and then comes that deep feeling of shame afterwards.
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Nov 1, 2011 04:56
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raditts posted:I noticed that Hyundai replaced Pamplemoose (aka Girl Justin Bieber) with some other wacky youtube-grown indie girl playing horrible music this year. At least this one is kind of pleasant to look at, I guess. I first saw this when I was back home for thanksgiving and my mom and I both noticed that she isn't even trying to fake playing the guitar at the same time.
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Nov 30, 2011 08:29
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uh but the fact that "hypothetical other insurance company" is saying it means that they should should as wrong and unamerican about everything as possible.
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Nov 30, 2011 08:41
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NaturalLow posted:That kid would probably take it as some kind of compliment though. Dude flannel is way in
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Dec 2, 2011 03:01
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I'm gonna go with them realizing that people will be talking about that commercial because the song is totally about people loving haha man I could totally go for some chocolate right now.
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Dec 18, 2011 06:09
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Was she actually in New York for that one? I mean, I guess that is the nice part of town...
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Dec 19, 2011 00:26
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SpazmasterX posted:I'M MEXICAN AND I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS PLACE WITH MEXICAN FOOD THAT'S WHY I USE WORDS LIKE "FAMILIA" AND "NOVELLA" BECAUSE I'M MEXICAN AND OTHER MEXICANS SHOULD EAT HERE TOO I was basically coming in to post this. It's so painfully forced, too.
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Jan 17, 2012 03:02
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I've never seen a three-fer, but those doubles of pretty much every combination are still over. There's a KFC/Taco Bell in Penn Station, NYC, even.
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Jan 18, 2012 00:54
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I thought it was alright at first, but then TBS played that commercial at least 6 times during their nightly 2 hour family guy block and holy poo poo does it wear off quick.
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Jan 20, 2012 07:14
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That dude is very, very good at making The Hangover.
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Feb 27, 2012 06:02
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Darth Freddy posted:Have you ever sucked thousand island dressing through a straw? No, no I have not as I am not a fat gently caress. That quote particularly is always what gets me about that commercial. Way to make a pretty good tasting sauce sound completely disgusting.
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Sonic commercials are all about calling their customers idiots. I think it'd be awesome if they all came from employee stories but I dunno if they're that brave.
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