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I can't find the commercial on Youtube, but if you have a problem with wifi TVs, try a loving WIFI REFRIGERATOR! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3e5aBh7JUI Here's a video of someone demonstrating it. It's the epitome of "First World Problems." The commercial makes me want to throw a shoe at my television. And if I do that, I'm probably going to replace it with a wifi enabled microwave or something.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2011 22:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:03 |
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See, if the fridge did ANY of that, it would be worth it. But This POS just accesses recipe sites and reminds you to go get your kids from school. If my fridge told me I was out of mustard and planned a grocery list for me based on my usual purchases I'd mortgage my car to get it. This is just a smart phone that keeps your milk cold. Pointless.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2011 04:16 |
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Wagonburner posted:"fiber one? this taste's like jack's cereal" If I buy Corn Flakes, my kids eat Corn Flakes. Or they just don't get cereal. If I buy kiddy cereal it's because they DESERVE it, not because they are entitled to special kids cereal because they won't eat the healthy stuff and then I eat most of it.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2011 01:23 |
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The Steak Justice posted:SCREEAAAAWWWW I'm kickin' coney- and so forth. Those two hotdogs look disgusting. I literally get queasy looking at them, and I usually LOVE Sonic.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2011 00:13 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfPDrN-rHAg This Abilify commercial really bothers me because the "depression" is just loving adorable. I actually feel bad for the little gray cloud as it gets smaller and smaller. He just wants to be your friend you sad bitch! I'm pretty sure this commercial doesn't do what it intended to do. If you want to show us how your drug can eradicate your horrible sense of self loathing, then don't make the drat mascot look like it belongs on a Care Bear's stomach.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2011 00:00 |
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Actually he is referring to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_RGWc4CUPY And for the record, no you aren't supposed to know who they are. They aren't anyone, or rather, they aren't twins. They are one person, a voice actor named Ron Maestri. I have no loving clue why they would pull a twin act and bother with making them sound like they are some important celebrity, but they are a lie. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2287491/
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2011 17:27 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmZcVzFbbWc The person who animated this Froot Loops commercial decided to let his nerd flag fly by inserting Tux the Linux mascot.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2011 07:14 |
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:The newest Happy Meal commercial is themed for the new Puss in Boots movie and the kids in it are all hispanic. Cause the cat is Antonio Banderas. I don't know why it bugs me, it just seems sorta demeaning as if McDonalds thinks only hispanics would care about a movie staring a spanish guy. Especially offensive because he isn't a Hispanic American, he's Spanish. Mexican does not equal Spanish, and most Hispanic Americans do not care about or relate to Spanish people at all.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2011 14:26 |
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The Senator Giroux posted:Oh yeah, it's a terrible, terrible deal that preys on people who are desperate. But places like that, or payday loans, never tell you how badly you're getting screwed. Exactly why I love the Western Sky commercials. They really hit home the message that "You're a loser and you're broke, but if you're that loving desperate we'll slide you a grand for 15 thousand." Even the drum beat in the background sounds like a man being rhythmically beaten for not coughing up his interest fees. Honesty in advertising folks, got to love it. On the other hand those loving sappy "Foundation for a Better Life" http://www.values.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/110-We-Shall-Be-Free commercials piss me off. The company that does them was founded by Philip Anschutz, the fundamentalist, Kyoto banishing big time oilman also known as "The Greediest Executive in America." It's a blatant and terrible lie that is basically saying "You can make the world a better place for all by not being gay or a democrat, and also by not arguing with big oil and just following the status quo. Don't question authority, just be a sheep." It is made all the worse by the fact that it heavily features minorities and foreigners, two groups that would suffer the most if the people who made this were to stay in power. The world needs more honest Native Americans and less white liars, is what I'm saying.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2011 20:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bUQfLwMTwk The Pedi Spin Oh...my...God. We know this is a vibrating foot file, WHY do we need to see the literal sheets of flesh peeling off? I could have gone the rest of my life not seeing some woman on TV sloughing off half her drat foot. Also on the youtube version you can't really hear it, but on TV there's this constant droning buzz every time they show the thing in action that causes an instant headache for me.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 05:55 |
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DJExile posted:About 10-12 years ago: CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 01:41 |
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raditts posted:Yeah, I think Western Sky is still easily the worst of the bunch. Actually, i really like Western Sky because unlike all the other loan companies they literally say "This is going to cost you a lot of loving money, and you should only do this if you literally have no other choice on Earth at all." It's one of the most honest commercials of our time.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2013 09:36 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:More nightmarish dolls. Do little girls really go for this? I don't know about all girls, but my daughter is horrified by this commercial. She calls them "Furry Slavemaster Barbies".
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2013 17:52 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I unironically can't wait for them to fall under the same legislation as real cigarettes. Places are already banning them because the mist is irritating to people, all it takes is one study that says that huffing unregulated chemical water is uniquely harmful or that it makes kids think smoking is OK we won't have to deal with people shoving their smoky robo-dicks in our faces anymore. I love my e-cig, but would never dream of using it in public and I'm with you on the regulation thing. Mine doesn't even use nicotine anymore (because I slowly removed it) but all I can think of is "If I used this in public someone might think it's real and try to light up themselves and then everyone will hate me." That by itself is enough reason to me to not let it be allowed in public. Those commercials make us normal e-cig users (I hate the term "vapers") look like smug douchebags. Also thanks to Jenny McCarthy watch the drat things turn out to cause Autism.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 14:05 |
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Plus upon really looking at chocolate diamonds I've realized that they aren't even chocolate colored. They are more light brown, and the "chocolate" color comes from the fact that they loving tint the gold around the gems brown. It's like me wearing a brown shirt and proclaiming myself African American.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 04:19 |
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Rahonavis posted:I would like to ring in the new year by nominating this as-seen-on-TV thing as worse than even the bacon bowls (they're both going to end in tears, but with the bacon bowls you are only harming people who are fully aware that they are eating stuff out of a bowl made of bacon and willingly doing so). Every single thing about this is upsetting. Oh God, this is truly horrible. How many poor baby birds are going to die when the suction cups come unstuck? I've never had a single thing attached by cups ever stay stuck for more than a week. This is the kind of poo poo that ignorant suburbanites buy for their kids, and there's going to be a lot of "mommy what happened to the birdies?" discussions come Spring.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 03:05 |
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There's this commercial showing for a movie called "The Boxtrolls" that's been showing on every break on NBC. The annoying things in it are many, but primarily this: it doesn't come out until September so most of the "trailer" is people painting models and the song they use is so drawn out and irritating that it makes the commercial feel 20 minutes long. The whole thing is also done in this horribly sentimental way that screams "hey, we made Coraline so you should be wetting yourself right now!" The only actual film footage looks pretty bland and I think by September I'm going to hate this movie.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2014 03:03 |
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The SituAsian posted:I am sure Golden Corral does not. To be fair they are tucked far back behind a glass partition and kids can't reach it without putting the food on a long skewer. Doesn't stop germs or nasty adults though.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2014 00:23 |
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MrSlam posted:In Utah it's, "Now you have a friend in the diamond business. Open weekdays till 8, Saturdays till 5, closed Sundays. [something I can't remember] or visit us online at Shane-Co dot com." We have him in Georgia too and me and my daughter have a running joke about how he says "Sparkle." Any time we use that word now we say it really slow and over pronounced like " Sparrrgle."
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 19:47 |
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The coffee one literally makes me want to throw up.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 19:12 |
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Every time the Walmart "ring my Bell" commercial comes on I think to myself "these women are ordering vibrators. Those are all vibrators."
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 17:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:03 |
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Gonz posted:I feel like the Philippines has the market cornered on sad commercials. It's 1:30 am here and I just woke my husband up with my crying and he thought it was my depression so I showed him it was this and now he's crying and we have to be up at 6:30 and I don't know if I need to blame you or the Philippines.
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