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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
How about some improper ad placement?

I was watching a pseudo-documentary about Karen Carpenter (on Reelz) and they showed a weight-loss drug commercial.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

fizzymercy posted:

They had nutrisystem, plus-size clothing, and weight watchers ads on when I watched a "documentary" about Princess Diana on Reelz. Reelz gives no shits about content or being disrespectful.

Reelz started out okay with a lot of behind the scenes type stuff, but then quickly degenerated into an E! wannabe,

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Just saw an iPad commercial that is proud of the fact that it will never get a "PC virus".

Is this really a selling point?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

DJExile posted:

Who sings that awful cover of "Heroes" in the Heiniken ad telling people not to drink and drive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foDOGeRFsCY

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I had to listen twice, but, yes, that IS "Sweet Child O' Mine" in the Bud Light commercial.

:confused:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

vyst posted:

He likes money

He likes to spend it, too.

I saw him on an episode of West Coast Customs where he went to pick up a custom car and he looked around the showroom and picked out another 3-4 cars and whipped out his AMEX black card.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pontius Pilate posted:

Can he fit in a sports car or was it SUVs and full-sized rolls royces/bentleys?

I don't recall the make, but they had to modify the front seat for him to fit.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
If the Ferris Bueller wannabe in the Domino's commercial got hit by a train, I would be okay with it.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

He was big on Stranger Things, that's why he's doing an 80's theme commercial.

Welp, that's a good reason to not watch that show.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I've been hearing and seeing ads for male testosterone enhancers because the American Man™ is getting wimpier with every new generation.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Speaking of using dead parents in your ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_f1ItFVO5A

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Play the Liberator Medical Catheter game. Watch any of their commercials and take a shot every time they say "catheter(s)".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imkyXiEegAg

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jojoinnit posted:

I've been watching a lot of streaming TV directly from the provider sites lately and I want to shoot myself as soon I spot BoyzIIMen now.

"Youre gonna have dizzine- :commissar:"

So gassy...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I just saw this Citi commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACmo2lvVpaQ

I never thought I would ever hear an Osmonds' song in a commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYZQBMClclg

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Those Twizzler ads with people getting poked in the face are getting old. Someone with the proper skills needs to photoshop in dicks in place of the candy.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

vyst posted:

Bring back Pamplamoose

Gap girl is watching you.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Apple can eat a barrel of dicks for their "What's a computer?" iPad commercial. Not the kid in it, just the question.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
What the gently caress? You'll know it when you see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHI0uvFcyA

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

WampaLord posted:

I'm assuming the peeing is the big "WTF" moment.

In retrospect, I remember all of the doll commercials from when I was a kid being very big about making sure the doll could pee realistically, like it was super important that girls started learning how to deal with changing diapers as early as possible. Pretty hosed up.

That's it. I can understand peeing baby dolls.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The Tile commercial where the guy find his daughter's stuffed panda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f80OzRj-gUY

Here, honey, I found your panda that's been lying in a wet, filthy gutter for who knows how long, so hug it to your face as tight as you can.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3CV051-AQ

An artsy commercial for a crappy candy bar. I found this (well, not this exact video) on an old VHS tape I had from the 80s. I specifically left in in the program I had taped.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vakal posted:

Isn't that the same girl that's in the show, Better Things?

A quick googling says yes.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Anybody notice the NHTSA "Is today your day you get a DUI?" ads change the date to match the day they're broadcast?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

vyst posted:

They did this with The Orville and it turned out being good

Lightning will not strike twice.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BaronVonVaderham posted:

gently caress all of these new KFC commercials with the really strange new Colonel.

I don't know how long they've been on, maybe they're actually really old, I don't have cable. But I'm in Nashville for a week for work and at least one of them is on every commercial break.

Now they have Reba McEntire as the colonel.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sash! posted:

Do I need more Reba?

Wynnona!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I'm starting to notice more and more commercials featuring diverse families and I haven't heard about any backlash in the media.

Or maybe I'm not looking the right(?) places?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Unkempt posted:

That Progressive Insurance box is awfully chipper considering his destiny is to have someone mistake him for a ColoGuard box, rip the top of his head off and poo poo down it.

Or maybe that's WHY he's so chipper.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Labes for days posted:

The Kyleena commercial with all the women making this stupid face is also terrible:



Compounded by the fact that my mother complains about it at length every time she's over.

They just started showing a new version of this one with two more women making weird faces.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
If I were in the market for a nice used car, I would definitely not go to Carmax because of that annoying rear end in a top hat in their commercials.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

DrBouvenstein posted:

The MyPillow ads are kind of creepy.

How can you say that?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

raditts posted:

I thought that MyPillow went out of business / legally wasn't allowed to show commercials anymore because their product was a fraud.

They got busted for showing their high end pillow on their website, but actually selling the lower end product.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The Allstate ad where the kid is telling his parents about his fender bender seems to get longer every time they show it.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Conservative politics in Georgia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1cfjh6VfE

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

LadyPictureShow posted:

I can’t say it’s an ad I hate because this catheter one cracks me up every time it comes on.



Every time they say catheter, take a shot.

See you at the next AA meeting.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Rirse posted:

Tired of the Twizzler ads with a stern face person staring at the camera and then suddenly laughing.

I want to see someone with the proper editing skills replace the Twizzler with a big dick.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The latest Acura ad is using "Sympathy for the Devil".

Ooookay....

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

SpacePig posted:

Actually the most important part of a Geico commercial is Dikembe Mutumbo slamming a box of cereal into the ground.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I am pretty much sick of the Raisin Bran commercial with the dad in the yellow jacket.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I just saw a commercial about cardboard boxes.

Why?

Do people need to be sold on the benefits of cardboard?

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