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Luigi Thirty posted:you're all going to be shooting yourselves when lightsaber stage choreography becomes the national sport of tunisia 
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Feb 19, 2012 10:50
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toby posted:set phasers to "way too many drinks" I went up to an adenoidal kid who looked like a shipment of pork sausage with eyes to ask where to find the press booth. All that would come out of my mouth was, "You know where I can get a drink?" "Arkty bobblewonk. Haj," he said. I swear it. There was a glitter of wanton idiocy on his gold-rims. I think he realized that I was incapable of speech. "It's Klingon," he said complacently. "You ought to learn it." "Do you know where I can find a whole lot of drinks?"
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Feb 22, 2012 11:30
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SATURNS SON EATER posted:best sci-fi movie is alien
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Feb 23, 2012 08:17
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SATURNS SON EATER posted:I will Hawking M-Sink your star and launch a million nukes out of a wormhole I opened up over your planet. "hawking m-sync" would be a great name for a lovely android phone
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Feb 24, 2012 00:40
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ahmeni posted:idgi is he fantasizing about everybody being naked or is his visor like a pair of x-ray glasses that actually work
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Feb 27, 2012 06:30
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toby posted:GUYS EXPLAIN A JOKE TO ME I DO NOT UNDERSTAND JOKE well, yeah, that's why i asked i don't watch star trek
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Feb 27, 2012 08:06
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Jonny 290 posted:7 (2) Underworld Awakening (R5) 6.9 / trailer misread this as "waterworld awakening" then i read it again and it sounds even worse
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Feb 28, 2012 07:37
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Jonny 290 posted:waterworld is a decent movie for me to poop on
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Feb 28, 2012 08:08
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:remember those 'red letter media' reviews of the star wars prequels?
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Feb 28, 2012 08:10
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haveblue posted:bridge on the captain
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Feb 29, 2012 01:03
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SATURNS SON EATER posted:The Enterprise slips into an alternate dimension where it's a wicker ship powered by barley steam. Data is an emotionless true atheist, Picard is a tough-as-nails photojournalist, Riker is a hard-living gambler, and Troi is a nonsexual flapper girl.
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Feb 29, 2012 01:09
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:dude, he's thirty-nine it doesn't matter how old he is, he doesn't get a starship until he reaches puberty
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Feb 29, 2012 07:14
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toby posted:You see all kinds of super-rad concept car designs counterpoint: the citroen tubik toby posted:I don't know, death to everything agreed
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Mar 2, 2012 09:28
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FMguru posted:*raises paw* furry and/or drat dirty ape detected
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Mar 6, 2012 09:13
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JawnV6 posted:soooo glad i didnt fall for lost
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Mar 7, 2012 00:33
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fork bomb posted:i'm in season 6 of tng and already worried about running out of episodes there's always season 8: A world with a terminal plague tries to attract the Borg as a cure. Geordi's visor falls off into the toilet for the millionth time. Picard and Worf find themselves trapped in a cave. Data and Riker are stuck in a DIFFERENT cave. Troi and Wesley? Cave. A space warlock curses the Enterprise crew, who all grow so fat they can no longer fit through doors. Worf demands honor and cinnamon buns. A holodeck error traps a miniaturized Picard inside of Wesley's body. Barclay tries to "up the range" of his combadge, loses a nipple.
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Apr 7, 2012 10:01
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm on team catpiss
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Apr 22, 2012 09:17
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TOOT BOOT posted:I liked American Psycho the movie but the book was too much. Casual sociopathy just really bothers me http://www.ambrosebierce.org/city.htm http://www.ambrosebierce.org/grave.htm http://www.ambrosebierce.org/conflagration.htm http://www.ambrosebierce.org/murder.htm http://www.ambrosebierce.org/dog.htm http://www.ambrosebierce.org/widower.htm http://www.ambrosebierce.org/cargo.htm http://www.ambrosebierce.org/hypnotist.htm http://www.ambrosebierce.org/bubble.htm
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Apr 23, 2012 07:50
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haveblue posted:CAT-CAT
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Apr 27, 2012 11:05
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:wait i thought this was the big gay baby clubhou
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May 4, 2012 11:25
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Mind Spew posted:joss whedon is kinda okay wrong
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May 11, 2012 08:44
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toby posted:Brauné
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May 12, 2012 09:06
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fork bomb posted:i'm imagining an alternate universe where this is a screencap of darth vader in the star wars prequels and i like it
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May 12, 2012 09:12
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LP97S posted:Roger Corman Presents Star Wars 4: The Hidden Danger. couldn't be any worse than what we got
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May 12, 2012 09:58
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Jonny 290 posted:After we broke 100 stores I stopped visiting my individual franchises if you're in the one graham runs ask him to come back
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May 12, 2012 11:30
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maniacdevnull posted:In 2012, graham escaped from YOSPOS. All they found of him was a muddy tie, a pile of cat pics, and an old empty quote script, drat near worn down to the nub. Ol' graham crawled to freedom through five hundred pages of poo poo smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred pages... that's the length of five Tom Collins posts, just shy of half a mile.
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May 13, 2012 09:33
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Jonny 290 posted:left me a note right here should've turned left at albuquerque
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May 13, 2012 09:59
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Amethyst posted:heh what kind of corpse-raping bullshot-slinging dickwolf uses words like "moldywarpe" i say, old chap, are you for some steampunk?
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May 14, 2012 09:07
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Amethyst posted:is that an ingwit/brendle parody? like that zybourne clock thingo they wrote? no, i'm afraid he's serious
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May 14, 2012 09:43
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i want a spinoff series where khan runs a tech support company and fucks with kirk every time he opens a ticket
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May 16, 2012 09:25
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qntm posted:It's because every movie has to be about something. It was better when movies could be not about anything yeah, they seem to think that every movie should be analyzed as art, even if it obviously isn't i imagine at some point supermechagodzilla is going to explain how the ace ventura sequel was actually a work of genius that is unfairly considered to be a blatant cash grab when it's really a clever deconstruction of such and furthermore TOOT BOOT posted:Speaking of avengers when's Scarlet gonna get them titties out in a movie, cmon girl i thought when they were making "the island" she offered to go topless but michael bay turned her down, and now she says she'll never do it
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May 17, 2012 01:14
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everyone saying that "suckerpunch" is terrible are idiots who can't understand the genius of it haven't seen it myself yet and probably won't. gonna watch "hobo with a shotgun" instead but you're all stupid plebes -- supermechagodzilla
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May 17, 2012 02:22
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qirex posted:Holky gently caress I forgot how goondolences
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May 20, 2012 07:34
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Trig Discipline posted:that led me to read Three Men in a Boat, which i'm really enjoying three men in a boat is really good. the sequel is okay but not great or anything
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May 21, 2012 00:12
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May 30, 2012 01:14
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@tng_s8: Wesley's dino experiment mistakenly mixes with Riker's beard DNA, creating the sexy-but-dangerous Velociriker. Troi's mom tries to marry it. Q shows up in a Scarlett O’Hara dress and swaps everyone’s gender to teach Riker a lesson. Geordiela is SO jealous of Dadaette’s hair. Riker must rely on a strange old alien to guide him out of a labyrinth. Wes invents an amazing powerless door that operates on a hinge.
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May 30, 2012 01:29
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Trig Discipline posted:gott drat, Tron Paul as a user name and that as an avatar would be p awesome http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=Tron+Paul
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May 30, 2012 01:41
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Jonny 290 posted:L. Tron Hubbard should still be free though Tron Jeremy
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May 30, 2012 08:15
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Tron Popeil
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May 31, 2012 00:26
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