Pounded in the Butt by Members of a Forum Who Are Discussing a Space Ship's Gender

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that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Splash Damage posted:

is that supposed to be a steampunk pirate or something? and why does it look like bobcat goldthwait going super saiyan?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 10:16

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:20

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 11:50

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

@TNG_S8:

Ghosts of long-dead crewmen harass Troi. Riker's fight with a lizard alien turns romantic, leading to sensual massaging and heavy petting.

Picard must relax for a week while his new heart is delivered. GEORDI AND WORF CONTRACT A RARE SCREAMING DISEASE.

Emotional awareness threatens the collective after the Borg assimilate Troi. Geordi & Data's elaborate musical numbers upset Worf.

Worf unwillingly participates in his niece's coming-of-age human hunt. Riker has misplaced his chest comb and it's getting bad.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2013 11:42

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

The party discovers a strange portal to a wondrous realm exactly like Star Wars with some names changed around. However, it is only after they pass through the cursed, one-way portal that they realize it is the prequel era and the only adventure they can have involves maneuvering in the galactic senate to gain the votes needed for trade sanctions.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2013 10:19

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

8ender posted:

i wouldnt mind one that was just random adventures in star trek land

like dont bother with plot arcs just do a twilight zone style different trek adventure every week

misread "twilight zone" as "twilight" the first time i read this and imagined kirk as a sparkly dead gay mormon vampire

i think it could work

# ¿ Feb 5, 2013 09:40

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

regularizer posted:

Family Guy is p bad

# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 10:24

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Al! posted:

young lando is a star wars movie i want to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc7_KpPRyBs

# ¿ Feb 7, 2013 02:46

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

internet blogosphere 2.0 retro-future roundup on rails:
The futuristic past
If Steampunk Is the Future, Please Kill Me Now
1930s imagining of 1980s New York in the sci-fi musical Just Imagine (1930, dir. David Butler)

miscellaneous things that are not especially sci-fi, but i can't be bothered to make a separate post in the ctrl-v thread:
45 Calibrations of Raymond Chandler
Worldstream of consciousness (~~keywords~~ tag cloud: bullshit, david gelernter, cybersphere, trough urinal, time works the same way)
Archaeological News
Time, Tide, Edit, Emit
Bizarre Space Triangle
October Oddments

# ¿ Feb 9, 2013 11:57

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

TOOT BOOT posted:

after sitting through like 3 hours of their star wars prequels reviews i haven't watched anything of theirs since

i haven't ever seen any of the red letter media stuff and judging from what i hear about it and the sorts of people who love it, i don't think i'm missing anything

# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 02:32

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

gooby on rails posted:

the best space anime is planetes

the best space anime is planet jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_7Afqcim2c

# ¿ Feb 13, 2013 10:44

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

golgo13sf posted:

Also what's with all the anime chat up in here

the old rules thread was repealed and the mods forgot to put a rule against it in the new one

at least the thing i posted was a redub done by the director of "beavis and butthead"

syscall girl posted:

re-watching battlefield earth

possibly the worst offender of the orange blue contrast thingy i've ever seen and every other scene is canted at least six or seven degrees left or right usually a lot more

if you ever re-watch it (not recommended) and the aliens are watching their closed-circuit security cameras, tilt your head to compensate for the camera tilt and you can see that not only is the camera tilted but THE IN-MOVIE SECURITY CAMERAS ARE ALSO TILTED

it's camera tilts all the way down

golgo13sf posted:

Johnny Goodboy Tyler

Johnny loving Goodboy Tyler

goodboy

goodboy

sit

stay

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 02:17

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

For 3 human days, Johnny had been on the scary side of the moon, where the danger-aliens were known to roam. He opened his space-backpack to do an inventory:

One sleep-blanket
A flask-holder of liquid water
Four holder-containers of nutrition-food.

Through his vision-glasses, Johnny saw a colony of danger-aliens and feared they might catch the scent of his nutrition-food.

The danger aliens were out on patrol-patrol, hunting for nutrition-food. Johnny thought with his mind-brain, "I must bury the nutrition-food. I MUST bury the nutrition-food.

johnny goodboy fiveaces

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 09:58

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

sci fi fact:

yes the good cut of aliens was released in '92. what they don't tell you is that it was only available for like a year and only in the uk. fox then sat on it for seven loving years before releasing it again. same with the widescreen release of alien.

it's like old video games or something. i don't get it. why did distribution execs always go out of their way to find new, creative ways to be assholes? like goddamn they didn't even get any money out of doing that.

it's not even new or creative: it's literally the "disney vault" concept only with less competence

# ¿ Feb 21, 2013 10:44

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

so how about those "chigroes"?

chiggers? rub deet all over your skin to keep them away

# ¿ Feb 25, 2013 08:55

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Stymie posted:

it's a shame that there will be a generation of people who only know jamie lee curtis as the lady who eats yogurt to help her poop

holy poo poo a good stymie post

somebody call the mayans, the apocalypse is back on

# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 10:26

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

MancXVI posted:

oh man can't wait for some naked prepubescent shower fights

will it involve "rhythmic slapping" noises? :ohdear:

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 09:52

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

teh z0rg posted:

oh god im tithing

make it stop

go the babby food aisle at the supermarket and buy some tithing biscuits to gnaw on

# ¿ Mar 1, 2013 10:29

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

this image comes to you courtesy of the ~~gbs~~ ~~cinema discusso~~ book barn star wars thread:

the lower right corner ruins it

# ¿ Mar 6, 2013 08:58

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Al! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Z3SYf6_Q8

autism.flv

from your description i was expecting red letter media

# ¿ Mar 8, 2013 02:45

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Cold on a Cob posted:

didn't watch it, i have never seen titanic and i don't want to learn all about it even if it's in a review skewering it

i think he meant to say "born in the 1800s" but you get the idea

# ¿ Mar 8, 2013 08:40

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

duTrieux. posted:

owns

# ¿ Mar 17, 2013 09:32

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Quine Connoisseur posted:

bap bap baaaaaap bap bap

the baps are made out of brawny

# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 08:38

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Can-O-Raid posted:

Welcome, to a world called Gor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45lXXiLbTxM

# ¿ Mar 19, 2013 09:42

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

LP97S posted:

More Trek covers.

and a comic book

kill absolutely everybody involved in making these things

e: i see that in the comic, troi is "brawny" in more ways than one

# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 09:24

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

# ¿ Mar 30, 2013 11:22

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

quote:

World War Zombie� I always wanted to read Hackett's The Third World War but never got around to it. Consciously or unconsciously, World War Z seems to be modeled after it, except instead of being written by a general with extensive knowledge of the subject it is written by the nerdy son of a crass Jewish comedian, who researched his comic-book-minus-pictures by playing tourist on daddy's dime. Max Brooks is a "citizen of the world" much like typhus is a "citizen of nature".

But as pulse of the culture the apocalyptic fantasy is worth tracking. Much as the surfeit of devil and demon possession movies in the 70s seemed to be a reaction to growing amorality and a fear of religion's withdrawal (really expulsion) from everyday life, these visions of mass doom betray the preoccupations of at least a portion of the public. While the original living dead movies echoed cold war insecurity and nuclear paranoia, the new wave focuses on aggression, violence, and personal survival. Of course the hero will give lip service to the idea of humanity coming together, but the story's conceit always betrays it. Saving humanity is merely a tacked on justification for the frisson of watching millions or billions of people dying while feeling nothing (or feeling thrills of excitement, although nothing in the trailers looks very exciting--more like Transformers Z).

Of course part of the reason we feel a thrill is that we have been shielded from misery on a large scale, or even a small scale. It's all abstract, like a porn fantasy. The trailer to WWZ is filled with huge scale massacres, but there is no human element, it is all an empty CGI cartoon. As people leap to their death to get on a helicopter that is taking off one feels nothing. Compare this to shots of people leaping from the World Trade Center buildings. In the latter, one is forced to reflect on the meaning of life, in the former there is no reflection, it is on to the next exaggerated thrill. The movie must keep masturbating.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2013 06:45

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Hard NOP Life posted:

i can't find my copy of jackpot.gif but imagine that i posted it here

# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 11:48

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Hard NOP Life posted:

lol

# ¿ Apr 9, 2013 09:35

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Three arms means triple your pleasure, ladies

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/halloween-monster-scary.php?page=11

# ¿ Apr 11, 2013 10:17

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:20

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

Shaggar posted:

lol

agreed

# ¿ Apr 14, 2013 09:08

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