- Hello Spaceman
- Jan 18, 2005
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hop, skip, and jumpgate
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You can finally get an iMac that blends in perfectly to that retro 1950s style kitchen I've always dreamed about.
smegmac sounds kinda gross tbh
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- Hello Spaceman
- Jan 18, 2005
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hop, skip, and jumpgate
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would lol if the people with high ssd writes are doing dumb things like using chrome or constantly running disk speed benchmarks to show off their superior M1 macs
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Mar 8, 2021 23:51
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- Hello Spaceman
- Jan 18, 2005
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hop, skip, and jumpgate
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New generation of Macwhiners... Buy something and then just nitpick it.
Actual problems people report:
"My SSD is 100mbs slower than my friends Mac"
"My battery is at 91% health"
"16" screen gives me a headache"
"My screen is blurry when I move anything"
"Why can't this screen run 120hz"
"How do I limit charging to <some arbitrary number>"
"Why does my mac turn on when I open the lid or press any key"
"What do you mean I can't run 5 monitors"
"I'm only getting 6 hours of zoom meetings and slack chats on battery"
"Why is my CPU usage at 50% when I have 50 monitoring apps and background poo poo running"
"I rubbed off the dirty/grease from my screen with my t-shirt and spray cleaner, and scuffed the coating, it's defective!"
"This $15 usb-c dock from eBay doesn't work right, must be apple's fault"
"Trackpad doesn't work with my sweaty hands"
"Anyone else's T key quit working?"
"I can hear my fans"
"I reset my SMC and it still won't take my password"
"It's too hard to type with the keyboard protector on"
"Why can't I downgrade my 2019 MacBook Pro to Snow Leopard?"
remember the guy in the iphone thread who returned a phone like five times because there was a slight yellow tint to the screen
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