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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Jew World Order has a ring to it.

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Antonio Cesaro: Yodeling rugby champ of the Truth Commission.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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Jake would be the old caretaker guy who lives in a cabin and lets the kids stay the night, then turns around and gives them to the cannibals.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Michael McGillicutty ‏@WWEMcGillicutty 4h

For the record, Sin Cara is a big, pudgy pile of horse crap. If he has something to say, Im not hard to find. Ill knock his punk rear end out!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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It's Punk wearing a Christian mask.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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There was the thing about making people wrestle Drew Gallows naked.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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His gimmick was Scotty Goldman: Really Jewy Jew Guy.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

SuitcoatAvenger posted:

Really, the best way to use him is to just have him regularly run out of the back, gorilla press slam Ryback every time he has a match, and run to the back.

If they were smart, using Warrior as the new 911 would be brilliant. Enter, Warrior Death Drop, leave.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Maria was the one who ate a pie with her rear end, right? Paying dues is eating a pie with your rear end.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I feel like Stone Cold pretty much set him for life really early on during Evolution, when he chased off Orton, Triple H and Flair in short order. Then got to Dave, who just kind of stood there and went "Nope".

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Sin Cara obviously points at the food and it teleports to his esophagus.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Taka Michinoku posting on Twitter about his Superbigdick.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

WWE seems to like doing that. "Hey, you liked this thing? Well, then we'll drive it so far into the ground it'll unearth in China. See how you like it then."

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

He was pretty much made after that time Austin attacked Evolution, ran through Flair, Orton and Triple H, then got to Dave who just stared him down, smirked and wouldn't budge.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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Can they get back Tony Atlas to laugh at all of his jokes?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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Heyman just needs to put his baseball cap back on. Boom, he's a face.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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"I'm going to beat Orton, then go home and get on top of my wife!"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

By speaking in gibberish?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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He was literally in two matches. He beat MVP in a match the crowd shat on (which to be fair wasn't really Kizarny's fault, it was in the middle of that 'MVP loses to everyone for half a year' story and the crowd was sick of it), then he lost in a battle royale and was gone.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The main thing I remember about Bourne is that he had a bunch of moves that landed him straight on his knees and it made him look like he'd never have a career past 25.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Judging by those leaked scripts, everyone is scripted to the word except for Punk. He's only kind of scripted.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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Sandow is hilarious. "Hold the microphone right!"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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I think Foley said it best in one of his books, that Shamrock was convincing because he could say "I'm going to rip your Achilles tendon off" and you were well aware he probably would and could.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I imagine in a case of a guy with one win over a nobody vs a guy with a spectacular rear end kicking by Cro Cop (when he was good), the latter wins on guts alone.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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Rocket Raccoon is going to make people flip their poo poo as soon as commercials start airing with him pulling out his giant laser gun.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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The irony is Punk looks like someone you'd see being shoved into a police car on Cops.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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Big Guy Big News Big Ratings Big Views.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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No, Drew! You'll be made into a comedy jobber who never...oh, carry on.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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Sid once had a jobber squash where the other guy was put on a stretcher, Sid went to help with the EMTs, took the jobber up the ramp, then turned around and launched the stretcher into the ring. The man can do no loving wrong.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It was actually Brian Pillman. Sid mouthed off to him, Pillman (being Pillman) said he'd murder him. Sid left, Sid came back with a deadly squeegee. Then everyone laughed at how stupid this was and that was it.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

achillesforever6 posted:

Its kind of funny in retrospect looking back at that Bella twins Daniel Bryan storyline

E: And yeah Tamina sure is great


Not much of a backdrop but a helluva Shaker Heights Spike.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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That really looks like it could have wound up like Benoit/Sabu if not for Naomi's gravitational pull.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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That joke can be interpreted however you like, they're all going to be accurate.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

achillesforever6 posted:

http://instagram.com/p/jf_-ljCoB-/

Man I'm really bummed out today because of what happened to JewWario, but at least Big E can make me happy. :unsmith:

Wait what happened to...what in the loving gently caress? Really?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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You're crazy Mick, there's no way a Wrestlemania audience would decide they don't like something so much that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9D0h8K2feg

Oh, right.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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Vince: HE'S ALIVE, YOU'RE FIRED

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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#dreammovement. We Want Dusty

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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I really think that match was a genius effort to make Steiner look as bad as possible. It just plays so well to everything he obviously *couldn't* do.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Is Joey Styles still in charge of the website?

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

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You'd almost think booking the match to go a half hour was a bad idea.

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