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Jew World Order has a ring to it.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2013 04:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 10:26 |
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Antonio Cesaro: Yodeling rugby champ of the Truth Commission.
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# ¿ May 1, 2013 14:13 |
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Jake would be the old caretaker guy who lives in a cabin and lets the kids stay the night, then turns around and gives them to the cannibals.
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# ¿ May 13, 2013 15:59 |
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Michael McGillicutty @WWEMcGillicutty 4h For the record, Sin Cara is a big, pudgy pile of horse crap. If he has something to say, Im not hard to find. Ill knock his punk rear end out!
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# ¿ May 18, 2013 01:46 |
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It's Punk wearing a Christian mask.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2013 16:22 |
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There was the thing about making people wrestle Drew Gallows naked.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2013 02:56 |
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His gimmick was Scotty Goldman: Really Jewy Jew Guy.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 00:36 |
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SuitcoatAvenger posted:Really, the best way to use him is to just have him regularly run out of the back, gorilla press slam Ryback every time he has a match, and run to the back. If they were smart, using Warrior as the new 911 would be brilliant. Enter, Warrior Death Drop, leave.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 17:48 |
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Maria was the one who ate a pie with her rear end, right? Paying dues is eating a pie with your rear end.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2013 05:39 |
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I feel like Stone Cold pretty much set him for life really early on during Evolution, when he chased off Orton, Triple H and Flair in short order. Then got to Dave, who just kind of stood there and went "Nope".
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2013 19:19 |
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Sin Cara obviously points at the food and it teleports to his esophagus.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2013 22:15 |
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Taka Michinoku posting on Twitter about his Superbigdick.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 20:38 |
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WWE seems to like doing that. "Hey, you liked this thing? Well, then we'll drive it so far into the ground it'll unearth in China. See how you like it then."
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 18:21 |
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He was pretty much made after that time Austin attacked Evolution, ran through Flair, Orton and Triple H, then got to Dave who just stared him down, smirked and wouldn't budge.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2013 05:31 |
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Can they get back Tony Atlas to laugh at all of his jokes?
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2013 00:00 |
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Heyman just needs to put his baseball cap back on. Boom, he's a face.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 22:31 |
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"I'm going to beat Orton, then go home and get on top of my wife!"
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2013 01:16 |
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By speaking in gibberish?
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2013 15:17 |
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He was literally in two matches. He beat MVP in a match the crowd shat on (which to be fair wasn't really Kizarny's fault, it was in the middle of that 'MVP loses to everyone for half a year' story and the crowd was sick of it), then he lost in a battle royale and was gone.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2013 00:06 |
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The main thing I remember about Bourne is that he had a bunch of moves that landed him straight on his knees and it made him look like he'd never have a career past 25.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2013 09:54 |
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Judging by those leaked scripts, everyone is scripted to the word except for Punk. He's only kind of scripted.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 00:59 |
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Sandow is hilarious. "Hold the microphone right!"
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 01:14 |
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I think Foley said it best in one of his books, that Shamrock was convincing because he could say "I'm going to rip your Achilles tendon off" and you were well aware he probably would and could.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 19:53 |
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I imagine in a case of a guy with one win over a nobody vs a guy with a spectacular rear end kicking by Cro Cop (when he was good), the latter wins on guts alone.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2014 00:23 |
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Rocket Raccoon is going to make people flip their poo poo as soon as commercials start airing with him pulling out his giant laser gun.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2014 02:04 |
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The irony is Punk looks like someone you'd see being shoved into a police car on Cops.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 18:30 |
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Big Guy Big News Big Ratings Big Views.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2014 00:12 |
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No, Drew! You'll be made into a comedy jobber who never...oh, carry on.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2014 15:42 |
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Sid once had a jobber squash where the other guy was put on a stretcher, Sid went to help with the EMTs, took the jobber up the ramp, then turned around and launched the stretcher into the ring. The man can do no loving wrong.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 19:20 |
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It was actually Brian Pillman. Sid mouthed off to him, Pillman (being Pillman) said he'd murder him. Sid left, Sid came back with a deadly squeegee. Then everyone laughed at how stupid this was and that was it.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 20:59 |
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achillesforever6 posted:Its kind of funny in retrospect looking back at that Bella twins Daniel Bryan storyline Not much of a backdrop but a helluva Shaker Heights Spike.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 04:03 |
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That really looks like it could have wound up like Benoit/Sabu if not for Naomi's gravitational pull.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 04:07 |
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That joke can be interpreted however you like, they're all going to be accurate.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 17:29 |
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achillesforever6 posted:http://instagram.com/p/jf_-ljCoB-/ Wait what happened to...what in the loving gently caress? Really?
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2014 22:59 |
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You're crazy Mick, there's no way a Wrestlemania audience would decide they don't like something so much that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9D0h8K2feg Oh, right.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 01:37 |
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Vince: HE'S ALIVE, YOU'RE FIRED
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 18:15 |
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#dreammovement. We Want Dusty
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 15:46 |
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I really think that match was a genius effort to make Steiner look as bad as possible. It just plays so well to everything he obviously *couldn't* do.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 16:34 |
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Is Joey Styles still in charge of the website?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 16:05 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 10:26 |
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You'd almost think booking the match to go a half hour was a bad idea.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 16:19 |