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A Gremlin Eel
Jun 29, 2006

Well, it was a nice idea while it lasted, I suppose.

Kenning posted:

Welcome to the thread, please tell us about your fluids/other people's fluids you have experienced.


Fisting stories or GTFO.

I kid. Welcome aboard.

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Desiree Cousteau
Jan 15, 2012


My favorite kitchen supply source is Goodwill, but I am getting fond of flea markets too. Where else can you get a set of 70's Revere Ware pans for $28?
And it has gotten to the point where I only look at the presto pressure cookers ( I mean, for God's sake, how many pressure cookers can you use?)

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH


Halalelujah posted:

I have to work until midnight, so it is time for halal to drink alone at a bar on valentines day and show up to a late press conference drunk. Wheeee.

My bar is full of happy couples and were giving out cupcakes. So cute I want to puke. Come bring some misanthropy my way.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004



Desiree Cousteau posted:

My favorite kitchen supply source is Goodwill, but I am getting fond of flea markets too. Where else can you get a set of 70's Revere Ware pans for $28?
And it has gotten to the point where I only look at the presto pressure cookers ( I mean, for God's sake, how many pressure cookers can you use?)

Yeah, I bought a tiny ~8" revere frying pan for like $.75 at goodwill once, I felt pretty good about that. I haven't seen a pressure cooker the few times I've been there, which is a shame because I want one. Maybe I should look more.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!


Desiree Cousteau posted:

My favorite kitchen supply source is Goodwill, but I am getting fond of flea markets too. Where else can you get a set of 70's Revere Ware pans for $28?
And it has gotten to the point where I only look at the presto pressure cookers ( I mean, for God's sake, how many pressure cookers can you use?)

Thrift stores are also great for cast iron stuff too. Couple months ago I got a 12" skillet for a dollar, and a dutch oven for four.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Soiled Meat

mindphlux posted:

a goons feelings on oral sex spotted
Some goons maybe, not me! I'm an omnivore.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'


Anyone else ever get that nigh unbearable craving for something? Where you must cook something with that craving in it or risk dying?

Got that with broccoli at the moment. Tempted to buy a load and make soups and quiches and bakes, oh my

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Broccoli is wonderful and requires no apologies. Unless it's overcooked and brown, then it only requires a funeral.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Ricola-kun, tell me
about pizza cones!


The Macaroni posted:

then it only requires a funeral.

Preferably the cook's.

HEY-O!

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.


Vegetable Melange posted:

My bar is full of happy couples and were giving out cupcakes. So cute I want to puke. Come bring some misanthropy my way.

That is terrible. Make them drink malort.

I managed to get this ballerina's phone number last night while drinking alone at the bar! She was wearing trashy sweats and eating chicken tenders with a vodka tonic so all in all a pretty sharp lady. (And she's a ballerina!)

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Halalelujah posted:

That is terrible. Make them drink malort.

I managed to get this ballerina's phone number last night while drinking alone at the bar! She was wearing trashy sweats and eating chicken tenders with a vodka tonic so all in all a pretty sharp lady. (And she's a ballerina!)

The are all inherently broken in some way from bring yelled at their entire childhood. They also look weird naked.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



I want to compliment all the kimchis but I'm afraid that if I post in that thread ricola will make me go back in time and Kim some chi last week.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008


Wroughtirony posted:

I want to compliment all the kimchis but I'm afraid that if I post in that thread ricola will make me go back in time and Kim some chi last week.

For realz. I wanted to toss some advice in about the hot pepper flakes, but I was scared of the 'make kimchi NAO!' requirement.

I mean, I have 3 giant Tupperware tubs in the basement fridge full of winter kimchi (not really a good translation, but in any case, the tradition of making giant batches of kimchi in preparation for the winter), so I'm not exactly keen on making more kimchi right now.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Soiled Meat

bunnielab posted:

The are all inherently broken in some way from bring yelled at their entire childhood. They also look weird naked.

And their feet are hideous, malformed things.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007



bunnielab posted:

The are all inherently broken in some way from bring yelled at their entire childhood. They also look weird naked.


poo poo... Here I was, hoping that it was just the first two that I had met.
Such legs though, man.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Soiled Meat

Squashy Nipples posted:

Such legs though, man.

And what they can do with them!

(poo poo, I've just realised it was Squashy's post. Squashy, please don't describe in detail what you have done/would do with a flexible dancer).

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.


bunnielab posted:

The are all inherently broken in some way from bring yelled at their entire childhood. They also look weird naked.

This is like every girl I date.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008



Wroughtirony posted:

I want to compliment all the kimchis but I'm afraid that if I post in that thread ricola will make me go back in time and Kim some chi last week.

You could compliment the kimchi and then eat 6 bird's eye chiles and dance the abracadabra dance.

That was fun so we're doing another one too!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3466668

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch


Squashy Nipples posted:

poo poo... Here I was, hoping that it was just the first two that I had met.
Such legs though, man.

It is. Aside from their hideously malformed and destroyed feet, if you dont get one thats too tall and too skinny you can find great looking ones. I am married to one who looks drat good naked, with amazing legs, great butt and a solid upper body. How I lucked into this I do not know.

Jay Carney
Mar 23, 2007

If you do that you will die on the toilet.


Just make them wear their ballet slippers to bed for extra-sexiness.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

Overheard when I was in our Nuclear Medicine department today: "I don't know if I can drink this barium, do you know if it's gluten free?"

For gently caress sake, just drink the loving barium!

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004


The Macaroni posted:

Broccoli is wonderful and requires no apologies. Unless it's overcooked and brown, then it only requires a funeral.

are you even kidding? this is pretty much the only way I cook broccoli - tossed with salt pepper + olive oil, and roasted in the oven at 425. toss a couple times until browned and a little crispy.

it's amazing.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.


Postin' my 12" cck in the product recommendation thread.

QBit
Dec 31, 2005


Phummus posted:

Just drink the loving barium!

Thread title change, please.

I like turtles
Aug 6, 2009

"Wouldn't want to see an angry turtle with a gun, would ya? "

Well...


I found a thing while researching ketchup types, https://nakedvegancooking.com
Apparently there's a nudist vegan community. It makes sense, I guess, but it hadn't really occurred to me before this.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

God, you can smell the smug coming off of there through your monitor.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

mindphlux posted:

are you even kidding? this is pretty much the only way I cook broccoli - tossed with salt pepper + olive oil, and roasted in the oven at 425. toss a couple times until browned and a little crispy.

it's amazing.
I'm talking broccoli boiled for 45 minutes until it's brown and saggy. Not that I'm a fan of oven roasted broccoli, but it's better than the zombie broccoli my mother in law cooks.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.


Dear naked vegans:

Please put on some clothes. Thanks in advance.

Yours etc.,

Everyone else

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Soiled Meat

mindphlux posted:

are you even kidding? this is pretty much the only way I cook broccoli - tossed with salt pepper + olive oil, and roasted in the oven at 425. toss a couple times until browned and a little crispy.

it's amazing.
I like it mostly green but with delicious crispy browned ends

Oh oh, and dressed with whizzed toasted almond flakes, EVOO, garlic, lemon juice, and S&P

therattle fucked around with this message at Feb 15, 2012 around 19:59

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com Generalissimo


Halalelujah posted:

This is like every girl I date.

I sadly have to agree.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'


I like turtles posted:

I found a thing while researching ketchup types, https://nakedvegancooking.com
Apparently there's a nudist vegan community. It makes sense, I guess, but it hadn't really occurred to me before this.

A good friend of mine lives with them but doesn't participate in the nakedness.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Experto Crede posted:

A good friend of mine lives with them but doesn't participate in the nakedness.

Please have him/her to inform the girl that 1)if you are going to dye your hair you need to keep up with it or you look like a 16yo retard 2)I cranked one to her picture s this afternoon while a little drunk.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'


bunnielab posted:

Please have him/her to inform the girl that 1)if you are going to dye your hair you need to keep up with it or you look like a 16yo retard 2)I cranked one to her picture s this afternoon while a little drunk.

They're all militant feminists too, so I think I'll avoid mentioning that...

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Experto Crede posted:

They're all militant feminists too, so I think I'll avoid mentioning that...

Which is how I could look past the bad dye job and get er dun.

Putting posed naked pictures of yourself on the internet as some from of empowerment is complety retarded. Your o so brave shattering of social norms doesn't impress or even really interest anyone, live your life how you see fit but don't expect anyone to care. I hang around the house naked all the damm time but only rarely feel the need to post pictures of on the internet.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot hoot hoot hoot hoothoothoothoothoothoothoot hoooohootohtothotootothtoto, hoot


I like how the color/shape of the chair cushion makes it look like you have two asses.

Kenning
Jan 10, 2009

I really want to post goatse. I wish I had 10bux


God bless you, bunnielab.

Daeren
Aug 17, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED


I love how from a quick skim almost all the women are topless and showing off their breasts and often have part of their pubis in frame while most of dudes (except for a terrifying old guy and a few other pictures) are all very carefully avoiding having their crotches anywhere in view.

Ahhh, double standards.

I also deliberately avoided reading any of the posts because while I am left-leaning enough to be considered a goddamn hippie socialist commie by a lot of people, vegans have a near-supernatural ability to piss me off in record time.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??


I like turtles posted:

I found a thing while researching ketchup types, https://nakedvegancooking.com
Apparently there's a nudist vegan community. It makes sense, I guess, but it hadn't really occurred to me before this.

Bottom of first page..

Vegan nudists posted:

P.S. Regular readers will know that we talk a lot about gender and race issues on the blog. Allow us to point you towards a great new resource: Liberate Yourself. This website allows you to learn more about the experiences of black people, disabled people, LGBT people and women. You can also ask anonymous questions on any topic.

There is not a single black person, a single disabled person on that naked thing.. While there are women, that entire statement makes me lose hope in humanity.

I am happy for knowing dino, because that statement would otherwise, in itself, be enough for me to write off vegans as an evolutionary deadend that should be reclassified as not belonging to humanity.

Sanctimoneous loving pricks! even loving treating minorities as being one and the same, and then loving bundling women in there is completely counterproductive to the aim of equality.

Also... Why are Vegans overweight?

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008


Happy Hat posted:

Also... Why are Vegans overweight?

Potato chips are vegan. Overeating is overeating, vegan or not.

In the same way, stupid is stupid, vegan or not.

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Daeren
Aug 17, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED


You can get a bunch of stuff in your diet that'll make you fat as gently caress while still remaining totally vegan. For instance, deep fried peanut butter? Vegan. Those honey bun things in vending machines that each have around 100% of your daily recommended saturated fat? Vegan.

Edit: technically those honey bun things might not count if people count honey as non-vegan, but I knew a ton of vegans who said honey and only honey didn't count for some reason

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