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Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

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Someone already posted Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality which is the cleverest thing I have ever read, but I also quite like War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General.

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Little Blue Couch
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Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose

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Additionally, the sheer terror coursing through Jennings is said to have caused him to stumble forward as he fled, resulting in him mashing the ham sandwich he was holding right into his button-down shirt.

Little Blue Couch
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Best one

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Has anyone seen this one yet? Conservative Megadonors Have Spent Week Yelling At Their Money

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Maha posted:

Holy poo poo, Sex House.

Seriously, I just watched it all along with Lake Dredge Appraisal and Porkin' Across America and I'm now convinced that the Onion Digital writers are the funniest people alive.

Little Blue Couch
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zoux posted:

Those are by far the best series. Horrible Planet is ok to good, Onion Talks is meh, as was Troublehacking. Am I forgetting one?

Nah, you pretty much got em. I like Horrifying Planet, but Onion Talks really seems like it suffers the same problem as a lot of the articles - funny ideas, drawn-out execution.

edit: Haha ok I guess this is a thing now

Little Blue Couch has a new favorite as of 13:00 on Dec 14, 2012

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

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Haha

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Had a fierce rivalry with Andre Agassi, although there was no practical way to express or demonstrate this

Little Blue Couch
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Jesus.

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CatchrNdRy posted:

how many people have you known like?
Local Airhead Wants To Work With Kids

stuff like this:

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"I really loved my job," said Shore, moving her scrunchie from her ponytail to her wrist.
is why i love The Onion.

Little Blue Couch
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Xandu posted:

My brain kept changing patents to patients and I was deeply confused reading this article.

I bet you a hundred dollars that was intentional.

Little Blue Couch
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Last Chance posted:

I don't know if this is insane or genius. ClickHole is apparently making slideshows for previewing next week's articles. :psyduck:

http://www.clickhole.com/slideshow/next-week-clickhole-948

"How I Stopped Smoking By Getting My Hands Stuck In Two Honeypots" hahaha

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

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I am losing my loving mind over "I got in one little fight and my mom got in one little fight"

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Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

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Hahaha "Thank you for telling me this."

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