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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Awkward New International Student Saw His Entire Family Murdered In The Congo

:stare:

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
"This Video Will Make You Rethink the Way You Think of Pitbulls Forever"
"This Video Will Make You Go Back To The Original Way You Thought About Pitbulls"
"This Video Will Not Play Into the Way You Think Of Pitbulls Whatsoever"
"This Video Will Drastically Change The Way Pitbulls Think About You"

You don't even really need the videos for this one, though the last one is kind of funny.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

The facebook blurb for this one is pretty great too. "There is a stone where our soul once was. Enjoy this sponsored content."

On a similar note, can anyone discern who the sponsor in question is and what is being advertised? I don't know that this was money well spent...

zimbomonkey has a new favorite as of 07:23 on Jul 8, 2014

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
This had me laughing like an idiot:

http://www.clickhole.com/video/loyal-dog-refuses-leave-grave-has-peanut-butter-it-901

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

dammit i hate puddy

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I prefer when the advertising is more subtle, personally.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Tracula posted:

:allears: A while ago a friend of mine was saying that he wanted a deformed cat so it could get famous online. Clickhole clearly stole that idea. Also that is the only good use for a copy of Atlas Shrugged.

That was The Fountainhead bro.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Jesus that's gross

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

ultrafilter posted:

Watch This Man’s Face When He Sees What He Would Look Like As A Tiny Little Man!

This is probably the best they've done so far in terms of matching the feel of the inspirational videos that they're parodying.

nah, the returning soldier was pretty great

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I want to watch Peter Rosenthal's version of jurassic park

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
wow both of those are pretty spot on

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
stop posting duffelblog poo poo. it's not funny.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

These are getting too obvious because they're actual clickbait article titles.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Farquar posted:

Maybe I'm just too dumb or not the right audience, but I feel like Starwipe is a swing and a miss.

It almost seems like it isn't trying to be funny... like it's a troll within a troll.

Probably not, but I agree with you.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Powaqoatse posted:

check it out, i guess someone bought the av club cause all their vids are now gone from youtube

excellent job whoever! i will definitely pay a monthly fee to watch a video once in a while! spot on the target market there

I see a fully functioning channel...

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
This may be the greatest article clickhole has ever created.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/hypocritical-spending-it-costs-18-million-month-se-5449

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I thought this was a death announcement. Thanks for nothing, Kelly.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Last Chance posted:

Wait, they aren't?

e: Oh wow, totally missed that they are owned by Cards Against Humanity? Huh. Glad Clickhole is still around and didn't vanish into the abyss when they stopped posting for a while

Seeing that it's owned by Cards Against Humanity goes a long way in explaining why every article title sounds like an AI posting random words in an attempt to pass off as human.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Grats on being poor, apparently.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Idk, "as a police officer Bowser is your boss so take your frustrations out on your family" is pretty funny

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Holy poo poo somebody finally told a good harambe joke

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