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Big Grunty Secret posted:Last French Fry Told To 'Get Your rear end Over Here' This is probably my favorite in a while. The set up is so banal and then it suddenly gets dark as hell. It makes the whole thing hit that much harder.
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Orange_Lazarus posted:Man this one brought me to tears: Every time I read this I think about the time my dad thought it would be a cool ideas to work with 11 year old me in my attempt to build a crossbow. We drafted plans and went to the hardware store and spent weeks building the drat thing. I had it for all of 5 minutes before I punched a quarter inch hole in the garage door with a plastic GI Joe missile from 5 feet away. Only then did it dawn on him that 'holy poo poo this might not have been a good idea' RIP crossbow
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Bug Bill Murray posted:The histrionics in this article are pretty ridiculous I didn't think the tweet was funny, but this level of response surely is.
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UnfurledSails posted:I don't get what this is satirizing. People with comm degrees? Are they generally considered to be entitled assholes or what? Comm is generally considered to be for people who couldn't hack it in one of the more discipline focused business degrees.
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Xandu posted:This is really familiar. Didn't they publish one like this right after Newtown (or another similar massacre)? Sort of http://www.theonion.com/articles/gently caress-everything-nation-reports,30743/
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Babe Magnet posted:A few years ago they were obsessed with horses. Getting the horse mask ad right below this post was oddly unsettling.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Real article: In the same spirit, one of my favorites: Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
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Alpha3KV posted:CNN Holds Panel Discussion To Determine If There Race Problem In America I like how The Onion is trying its hardest to outpace the absurdity of reality but still falling behind 
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ultrafilter posted:Here's a somewhat obscure reference: Study: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller There are going to be so many literally unbelievable entries for this article.
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Saint Sputnik posted:You guys read any other satire news? I can't really stand the Daily Currant or Borrowitz Report for reasons that are difficult to articulate. Maybe a side by side comparison of similar articles will help: The currant is good because it's just obscure enough and plays it straight enough that every once in a while a (relatively) smart person will fall for it and flip the gently caress out. Otherwise I don't think it's all that great.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:It really hurt my feelings because I was rejected from ASU. WP Carey or Journalism? That's understandable If not, ha ha ha
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I can't tell if it's something they actually plan on continuing or just a one off joke about how buzzfeed is poo poo
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I almost died laughing watching him slam dunk on that kid. drat
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Another, more  , classic, Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object
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Jim Haggerty.... not pig?
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If you told me I wrote this article in high school I'd have a hard time proving you wrong
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Check the tags. WOW
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DaveWoo posted:Must-See TV: Jimmy Fallon Hosted An Impromptu ‘Friends’ Reunion On ‘The Tonight Show’ Last Night And It Was Everything Motherfucker. Fell for it again
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Holy poo poo Goddam that was unsettling
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Trump: ‘I Know That Was Pretty Bad, But Let’s Just Say You’re Going To Want To Save Your Energy’ What percentage of that article do you think was prewritten and just waiting for a few key phrases to drop in?
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/ga...SocialMarketing This article probably could have just been the picture
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Coulda been worse. Coulda picked Italian
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I was a fan of the onion before they sold out maaaaaaan
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