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Abeya Minora posted:The best headline they ever did was "Black Man Asks Nation For Change" during the 2008 US Presidential Election cycle. "Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job" ranks pretty high up there, too. As far as videos go, my favorite is Joad Cressbeckler's stance on GM foods.
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Toad King posted:Bro, You're A God Among Bros I get the feeling they took this one and ran with it just to get puns out of their system for a while. I was able to keep a straight face right up until "Broseidon, lord of the brocean."
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Robert Denby posted:On that note, "Homosexual Tearfully Admits to Being Governor of New Jersey" Also, "Yankees To Rest Pitching Mound After 8 Innings of CC Sabathia"
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There was a Week In Review slideshow a few years back that was pretty clever. A Complete History of Art (NWS for artistic nudity)
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Felix_Cat posted:I love those last sentence of the article zingers. I'm really not sure where The Onion got that line from though, because there's not a Republican I know who didn't go absolutely gaga over Sarah Palin.
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New American Voices: Will.i.am To Debut New Song On Mars. "It was nice of them to wait for Neil Armstrong to die before doing this."
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Senate Ethics Committee To Meet In New Ethics Committee MansionThe Onion posted:The thorny question of lobbyist gift-giving is posed in the Evidence Wing, where lobbyists have voluntarily come forward with hundreds of millions of dollars in ethics-violation-related evidence, including ermine coats, Aston Martin sports cars, and attaché cases filled with cash. And as always, the final line is masterful.
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Debate Gives ESPN Executive Awesome Idea For Show In Which White Guy, Black Guy Ignore Timers And Yell At Each Other
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Oct 18, 2012 14:19
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Anybody here read Chinese? Romney Delivers Stern Warning To China, Speaking Directly Into The Camera In Fluent Mandarin I didn't do so well in the one Chinese class I attempted, so I can only pick out the words for "I," "China," and "America."
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Grifter posted:It appears that the letter in the upper right is about a UFO sighting from a military official. And looks like a FOIA request denial right below it. Nice.
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Diamond Joe's back! Biden Working His Way Through Scratch-Off Tickets During Obama's Swearing-In I don't think they even had to doctor the photo.
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The earliest "Diamond Joe" persona of Biden I could find was from January 2009 in their "News in Photos" section. Joe Biden Shows Up To Inauguration With Ponytail
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ElectricWizard posted:UPDATE: Taylor Swift Back Together With Ex-Boyfriend Christopher Dorner Leave it to The Onion to riff on a man burning in a cabin. And to do it well.
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Well, that was fast. Pope Francis Resigns
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I love that they make great short sports articles based entirely on a little bit of wordplay. Charlotte Bobcats Get Lost While Driving To Basket
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darkwasthenight posted:Over here in the UK we have the Onion-equivalent The Daily Mash. Oh, wow, thank you for this. Breaking Bad A Front For Crystal Meth Manufacture
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Athlete Arrested
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Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His ResponsibilitiesThe Onion posted:“Yeah, Man Of Steel looks good,” said a smiling Platt, who was only thinking about how he graduated from college over 10 years ago and still owed $86,000 in student loans. “Can’t wait to see it.”
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Especially when their Facebook post specifically said that the source was a comedy newspaper and not a real journalistic enterprise.
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I love that they're managing to make John Kerry into some kind of covert agent. John Kerry Sits In Shadows Of Kiev Café Awaiting Woman Known Only As Dasha John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin
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