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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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Woman Always Dreamed Of Opening Her Own Sparsely Attended Dance Studio.

:smith:

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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Jock Scientists Discover Gay Gene In Carl
http://www.theonion.com/video/jock-scientists-discover-gay-gene-in-carl,35723/

I'm literally 5 years old, this is hilarious. His face in the background :haw:

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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Stumbled upon this article, they updated it. :allears:

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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The Onion is doing a Facebook live video right now, about how they've obtained hundreds documents from a source in the White House. It's glorious, they are all here: http://www.theonion.com/trumpdocuments.

shut up blegum has a new favorite as of 18:54 on May 22, 2017

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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morallyobjected posted:

I think their posts about the everyday events in the lives of regular people as though they're newsworthy are my favourite

Same. I love the 'at press time' bits at the end most of all.

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