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http://www.theonion.com/video/what-is-your-amateur-porn-telling-employers-about,29438/
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It took me 5 minutes after I read the entire article before I realized it wasn't The Onion.
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Mar 26, 2013 16:18
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Might want to mark that NSFW.
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Mar 27, 2013 17:33
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/04/24/nasa_penis_mars/ Wait a minute, that isn't The Onion!
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Apr 24, 2013 18:07
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Is he just in the wrong lane or is there something else to it?
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May 28, 2013 03:42
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/truther-jihadist-wishes-alqaeda-had-committed-911,33421/
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Aug 9, 2013 14:11
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This one just goes on for so long. And is completely random. http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-not-sure-how-to-tell-nation-this-but-he-ran,33402/
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Aug 10, 2013 05:06
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muscles like this? posted:This one is just them being kind of goofy, James Fenimore Cooper, Famed American Novelist, Dies At 224 This one too! http://www.theonion.com/articles/district-attorney-worked-way-up-from-police-dog,34017/
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Sep 27, 2013 20:43
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Hey, what about the San Francisco Ching-Chongs? http://www.theonion.com/articles/most-offensive-team-names,34170/
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Oct 22, 2013 15:51
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63-14 Loss Disgraces Penn State Football Program
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Nov 1, 2013 18:26
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Biden borrows $10 for lunch http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2013/11/22/obama-biden-lunch-capriottis-borrow-10/3673211/
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Nov 22, 2013 15:12
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I can't tell if they're using the real definition of factoid or not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factoid
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Jan 29, 2014 16:22
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No article: Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster Where do they come up with this stuff? This is amazing.
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Apr 22, 2014 21:55
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The actress looks like she's having so much fun.
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May 6, 2014 15:52
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Not pulling any punches on this one, holy poo poo. http://www.theonion.com/articles/date-rapist-tossing-his-mortarboard-into-air-3-row,36088/
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May 22, 2014 15:33
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The joke is that cats are useless for meeting women. As a cat owner, I found it hilarious.
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May 29, 2014 15:42
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http://reductress.com/post/8-sex-positions-that-will-blow-his-mind-and-destroy-his-penis/ This was amazing from Reductress.
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Jun 15, 2014 03:55
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Not the Onion but I just love the picture they chose. http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo...ntcid=obnetwork
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Jul 11, 2014 14:38
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More Diamond Joe http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/08/01/biden-exposed-book-claims-veep-enjoys-swimming-in-nude/?cmpid=edpick&google_editors_picks=true
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Aug 1, 2014 17:42
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Oh man, that last line was excellent.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:10
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I don't know how they come up with these things. ONN Exclusive: Pop Star Janna Hayspice Confronts The Rumors That She Is Really Just A Writhing, Sentient Mass Of Voles bamhand has a new favorite as of 19:21 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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Oct 14, 2014 19:19
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“If you wish on a genie for Batman to be real, you’re necessarily wishing for two murders. For Spider-Man, only one. I think the choice is clear.” —Stan Lee
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Oct 28, 2014 18:15
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/elderly-woman-begins-freezing-meals-husband-can-ea,37581/ Here's one to cheer you up after the Christmas list one.
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Dec 3, 2014 23:15
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Tracula posted:A classic that just got relevant again. Gives a whole new meaning to nose job.
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Jan 11, 2015 21:02
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It got mine right too, I just assumed it was doing it off of IP until I took it again and it gave a different answer.
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Feb 18, 2015 18:55
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I BLEEEP chicken and I gently caress chicken. Brilliant.
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Mar 5, 2015 21:14
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Grim new ISIS video appears to show child executing alleged Mossad spy Looks like Clickhole was right about ISIS's new video!
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Mar 10, 2015 23:24
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How do I prevent the new Onion videos from automatically pausing when I switch tabs? Seems to have just started happening this week.
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May 12, 2015 20:04
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Evil Mastermind posted:Commentary: Admit It: You People Want To See How Far This Goes, Don’t You? They did the same thing when Palin was running too. http://www.theonion.com/video/morbid-curiosity-leading-many-voters-to-support-pa-18865
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Jul 23, 2015 14:58
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MariusLecter posted:It’s Our Duty To Support The Troops And The Second Amendment In Case We Ever Need To Kill Them All So uh, they just arrested a bunch of guys who were plotting to ambush and kill a bunch of service members participating in Jade Helm. Once again The Onion is just reporting on reality.
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Aug 6, 2015 14:28
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http://www.theonion.com/article/hero-firefighter-loses-lifelong-battle-with-fire-2041 Isn't that the exact same premise?
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Aug 24, 2015 16:14
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They had one sort of in a similar vein last month with "House fulfills 2009 promise to block President's healthcare bill".
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May 1, 2017 20:06
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There's like a 0% chance a woman was allowed to be a secretary at that time though.
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Feb 23, 2018 22:47
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The comment is great.
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Jan 26, 2019 19:28
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My wife was literally singing to our cat when I saw that article. It got about half the words right.
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Feb 23, 2020 21:02
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I like Charty Party more than Cards. It's the exact same concept except there's a chart and each person tries to match an appropriate Y axis label to the chart. It requires a little bit of creative thinking at least.
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May 22, 2020 16:48
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The comparison of this to 9/11 is part of the joke.
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Jan 29, 2021 16:41
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Doesn't seem much different the hundreds of other articles they post. Why the outrage over that one.
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Feb 12, 2021 23:18
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https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-centrists-stubbornly-double-down-on-claim-that-1849106211 They have so many of these ready.
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Clearly you guys aren't acquainted with The Onion's own TED talks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO0TUI9r-So
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