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It still baffles my mind that when I expand the Onion's comments on Facebook articles, it's always comment after comment of debate over the issue the article's making fun of. A lot of it is from stupid conservatives who clearly don't get the article, which baffles my mind. Why have they liked The Onion? I just expanded the comments on the week since a shooting one, and all the comments are either worthless pedantic debates between stupid people or "Too soon......" But even worse is the people who clearly get the article and should know better trying to debate with them. Has the Onion taught you nothing? The majority of middle Americans are willfully obtuse to a fault.
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I feel bad for not knowing whether Garuentee is a reference or a genuine typo.
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Tearful Mitt Romney Announces He Has Rare Disease Where You Can't Sit Quietly On Stool When Repeatedly Asked To
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The best thing about this election being over is I never need to watch this 7/11 cup commercial again. Except it's still on, for some reason.
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The Real Life Adventures of Diamond Joe http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/joe-biden-goes-to-costco
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/ri...eadline:default another one
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Boondock Saint posted:4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence In Headlines? I don't think so.
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It took me a while to realize that "Taylor Swift now dating ________" has been an ongoing thing. Apparently fresh off her breakup with Suri Cruise, she's moved onto James Holmes. http://www.theonion.com/articles/ta...eadline:default
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Jerusalem posted:The actual Joe Biden asked him a question! The other time I saw him reacting to the Diamond Joe, he mentioned the Trans-Am thing. I think it is really hilariously consistent with the Diamond Joe character that of all the poo poo printed about him in those articles, the one thing he consistently takes issue with is that they get his car wrong.
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Isn't this basically a ripoff of that really awesome post from SA forever ago about Tiger Woods becoming "Hollywood Tiger?"
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Holy poo poo. Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job http://www.theonion.com/articles/fallen-firefighter-remembered-as-idiot-who-sucked,31862/
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Orange_Lazarus posted:"Winner of the Boston Marathan blasted to the finish line by explosion, angrily demanding medal." Not funny, and not just in a "too soon" way. Also not an Onion article. Three strikes pal!
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Onion Twitter Password Changed To OnionMan77 'That Ought To Do It,' Company Sources Confirm http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-twitter-password-changed-to-onionman77,32323/
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James Holmes’ Arraignment Delayed As Court Struggles To Remember Which Mass Shooter He Is http://www.theonion.com/video/james-holmes-arraignment-delayed-as-court-struggle,31636/
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zoux posted:Interesting fact: Michelle Bachmann has only ever passed one bill in her entire time in Congress. I'm pretty sure she's gotten zero passed, unless I was reading that chart wrong. She got one bill through with approval from the House - the bill to repeal Obamacare!
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sick trigger posted:The Story Of Egypt’s Revolution In "Jurassic Park" Gifs This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
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Castomira posted:High-Powered Washington Fixer Tells Blood-Soaked Obama To Listen Carefully Halfway through reading this one I called "This guy has to be friends with Diamond Joe," and sure enough... This one is double great because it's actually a follow-up. http://www.theonion.com/articles/feces-transplants-help-cure-diarrhea,30950/
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Tatum Girlparts posted:The Onion just never stops delivering with those last lines do they? Thank U for Nobbel Prise, Me Happie Now http://www.theonion.com/articles/th...eview:1:Default
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Dr Pepper posted:Donald Sterling: 'Well, Time To Go Off Somewhere And Die' http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/sources-donald-sterling-battling-cancer/story?id=23558069 lmao
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best clickhole quiz yet http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/did-you-talk-your-old-man-about-idea-i-had-719?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
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I have no idea what the gently caress that means but I imagine it will make me like Adam Baldwin less which is sad Come on, Casey
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internet celebrity posted:No kidding. Here's one of my favorites Diamond Joe moments I have some bad news on that front. http://www.theonion.com/articles/nude-biden-wakes-up-on-cold-slab-in-dc-morgue,34243/
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