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clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

I plowed through this thread over the last week and didn't see one of my all-time favorite ONN stories posted, second only to anything featuring Nancy Fichandler, of course.

http://www.theonion.com/video/police-slog-through-40000-insipid-party-pics-to-fi,14337/

# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 16:55

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:22

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Mom Just Called To Say Hi And That She�s Very Sad

# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 21:37

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Spookiest Halloween Sound Effects Album Grammy Goes To Lord Chillingsworth

# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 14:39

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

This headline killed me.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 22:27

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

The Onion Reviews 'RoboCop'

# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 05:24

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 19:03

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Thanks For Being So Cool About Everything By Vladimir Putin

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 00:27

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Devastated Family Struggling To Cope After Losing Everything On DVR

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 21:52

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are

Family Wealthy Enough To Have The Kind Of Refrigerator Doors That Blend Into Cabinets

# ¿ Mar 31, 2014 20:29

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Obama Spends Another Night Searching Behind White House Paintings For Safes

# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 21:41

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 04:08

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

The Onion gives us the Citizen Kane of Citizen Kane reviews.

Peter K. Rosenthal may be the greatest thing The Onion has given us. My only concern from this most recent "review," which ends with Rosenthal in police custody; is that it will end up being the final installment. Let's hope it's not.

# ¿ May 1, 2014 20:36

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

When I Started Writing �Game Of Thrones,� I Didn�t Know What Horses Looked Like

# ¿ Jun 15, 2014 18:03

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

The actor who plays Peter Rosenthal needs more followers. Give him some love.
https://twitter.com/JuanWaynes

# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 21:53

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

http://www.theonion.com/video/deadly-super-rainbow-tears-through-west-coast,36464/

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:25

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

The wrong answers are also bizarre links, well done click hole.

is this a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G-0IKeodCo

clown shoes has a new favorite as of 06:43 on Jul 22, 2014

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 06:33

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

I'm embarrased at the number of friends who have shared this on Facebook. The article is funny though.
http://empirenews.net/body-found-under-motel-bed-police-claim-its-been-there-5-years/

# ¿ Jul 26, 2014 14:13

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I just found a new clickhole page: http://www.clickhole.com/z

Clicking on the "contact us" link also leads to a 404 page.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 22:58

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

�90s Sitcoms With The Verbs Cut Out
http://www.clickhole.com/video/90s-sitcoms-verbs-cut-out-819

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 02:35

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

The "Contact Us" link also 404s.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 00:30

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

9 Pictures Of French Stewart That Will Leave Your Gash Sopping Wet

# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 22:51

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

I love The Onion's God.
http://www.theonion.com/article/researchers-say-virgin-mary-actually-gods-second-c-50778

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 00:45

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

If you've ever worked in the service industry...
http://www.theonion.com/article/opening-staff-rails-against-incompetence-of-closin-17259

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 15:37

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Woman Assaulted By Celebrity Just Needs To Sit Tight For 40 Years Until Dozens More Women Corroborate Story

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 15:38

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

I actually do all of these except #6 because my dad is dead.
The 7 Things You Should Do Whenever You Check Into A Hotel

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 14:39

clown shoes: Jul 17, 2004; Nothing but clowns down here.

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Sex House was a wild ride beginning to end. And since we're doing Onion nostalgia I love In the Know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK_r-jEXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgXObaM9i2Q

Duncan Birch is the best Onion character.

Duncan Birch is great and all...