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Does anybody remember the title to the article that was just a bitter, generic fill-in-the-blank rehash of all the war stories in the news at that time? I haven't been able to find it. I did find this one, Report: Massive Wildfires, Geopolitical Crises, AIDS, Human Rights Violations, Deadly Shootings, Africa, Trapped Travelers, Ethical And Moral Issues, Child Labor, Drug Wars but I don't think it's the right one. It was at least five years ago.
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Breaking News: Bat Loose In Congress This makes me laugh every time I watch it.
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Scientists Baffled By Man's Incredible Ability To gently caress Up Every Time Oh, and another great oldie: Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell Croisquessein has a new favorite as of 09:20 on Mar 18, 2012 |
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FDA Official: Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable Follow up: I Give Up On You Pigs Croisquessein has a new favorite as of 07:21 on Mar 19, 2012 |
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Gemini You shall drink from the fountain of wisdom this week, repeatedly missing your big dumb mouth, and completely soaking your ridiculous shirt. Aries Not only will romance, adventure, and thrills refuse to come to you, they will also refuse to come to theaters near you. Gemini When the investigators come to sift through the twisted, disgusting wreckage, they'll be amazed that your fat rear end could do so much damage by simply "sitting around the house." Aries Your belief that nothing can stop you will be tested this week by depression, procrastination, concrete barriers, dysentery, armed gunmen, and the unanimous passage of several laws targeted specifically at stopping you. Sagittarius The bad news is your favorite shirt will be stained beyond saving next week; the good news is your favorite tie will be untouched, which is miraculous when you think about how many times you'll be shot. Aquarius They may be laughing at you now, but they'll have to stop eventually if only to eat, catch their breath, and get a good night's sleep in preparation for laughing at you all day tomorrow. Capricorn Everyone's happy that you're finally off the drugs and high on life, but no one has the heart to tell you that you're putting out some of the shittiest music of your career.
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Leofish posted:Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy Good lord that was more  than the Bye Bye Box.
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Thin, Attractive Woman Accepted For Who She Is One of the first ones I remember reading.
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I have a request. There was an article similar to "no way to prevent this" but about Middle East conflicts, written to be totally generic and applicable to any situation, so generic that I have no idea what to search for. Like it had all these multiple choice placeholders and you could insert whichever one worked for that day. Anybody know the one? It was from like twn years ago I think.
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prefect posted:Maybe this one? BREAKING: Middle East Conflict Not Solved Today I think this is the one, thanks! morallyobjected posted:still one of their best: I hadn't read this in years and I was crying laughing just now. I need more like this and the Dognitaries one.
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