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Ishamael posted:Only tangentially related: my friend Jessica just starred in a commercial with Frank from the SEX HOUSE. It seems that he survived the mold after all! Homeowner!
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I demand scrolls of power OPPOSITE OF DOCTOR WHAT IS CHINA? Dr. Arbitrary has a new favorite as of 06:17 on Oct 19, 2012 |
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There was an interview with the editor of The Onion on NPR a few hours ago. He is extremely pleased about the Chinese paper republishing his story.
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Is This The New Face Of Jazz Or Getty Images Stock Photo #LS008662?
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Brother Jonathan posted:This just in: Vice President Biden has announced that he is not running for the papacy. I immediately pictured a Pope Diamond Joe. I hope the Onion just reports the story totally straight.
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Homosexual Tearfully Admits To Being Governor Of New Jersey
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The best outcome would have been if Quvenzhané Wallis' PR people had come out and said that Quvenzhané and her family totally got the joke and understood that she was not the butt of the joke, and that they're really glad that someone called out the gossip media on their bullshit. But that's probably not going to happen.
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As Long As You're Smiling, Nothing Can Get You Down vs. This Shelter For Homeless AIDS Sufferers Has Been Defunded; Please Gather Your Things Dammit Sad Kevin!
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Zugzwang posted:I love this. Does this even count as satire anymore? They're simply stating facts with a slightly absurd (but still factual) twist.
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zoux posted:Useful life tip: Is there a word for plurals that work this way?
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Real article: MDs warn teens: Don't take the cinnamon challenge Onion: Surgeon General Warns Teens Cinnamon Challenge Is Not For Pussies
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Syrian Electronic Army Has A Little Fun Before Inevitable Upcoming Deaths At Hands Of Rebels
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prefect posted:James Holmes Elected New NRA President It's a follow up to this amazing article: New Gun Law Would Require James Holmes To Undergo Strict Background Check Before Purchasing Firearms I like this article a lot, it's barely even satire.
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I'm don't want to act like we're super geniuses or anything but in order to get a lot of the jokes that the Onion makes you have to be extremely well informed. It's sort of like how certain foods in high cuisine are completely disgusting to a person used to McDonald's, the jokes and advertising we are getting are intended for people with a greater understanding of how media and advertising works.
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ultrafilter posted:The Government Has No Right To Pry Into What Goes On In The Privacy Of Your Home I'm so glad that they wrote this the way they did.
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George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery They got the picture perfect for this one.
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Word Search On Box Of Frosted Mini-Wheats loving Impossiblepre:BMLMXWEBOSKETCQ WRPIYELDEMSVADG JDULMBZVHWTRROB ZYVKNQBRBHLADHQ WUAGHJVXCYTASRY ABALFIEJLOEHBXA QROIKFLEOSKLIZH UCJQDRIDIALRQUT HQZAFJKTEJOXGBR BRVETOOFALNAEJE XEOWSBEASTFQZPB
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Ariel Castro Failed By System
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Onion: Person Of Interest Gets Away From George Zimmerman Real news: George Zimmerman's wife files for divorce
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NESguerilla posted:Hahaha. In a perfect world this wouldn't be an Onion article. From his name and face I didn't recognize him at all, but then I googled it and as soon as I heard the word Wobegon I got the joke.
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The title alone is awesome: 10 Reasons Falling For Shameless Click Bait Makes You A Bad Mother
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Robert Denby posted:The American Voices on the new 'satisfries' (yes, that is the actual name of these) is a hoot. It's such a dumb joke but I've been snickering at it all day.
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The Onion sometimes has really good bits on Facebook: Final Keystroke Catapults Man’s Hand 2 Feet Into The Air
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Skeesix posted:Yeah I mean I sort of get what they were going for here but the joke is really not funny enough to cover for the offensiveness. This is also one where I'm not quite sure how they will walk it back. I mean it's not as though it was just a twitter thing. They rarely apologize, the only time I can think of in the recent past is when they called a 10 year old a oval office.
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Police Investigate Reports Of Local Gay Man Being Dragged Behind... "Witnesses indicated that the two suspects appeared to enjoy putting the gay man through this ordeal."
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I don't know if this is new or not, but I just saw it for the first time: http://www.theonion.com/sponsored/the-goat,50/ I'm not sure whether or not I want to buy shoes.
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Malachi Constant posted:They have a word cloud of the Most Used Words In The Gettysburg Address "What? Oh, 'score' means 20" Yeah, so "four times 20 plus seven" Jesus it means "87 years ago"
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William Bear posted:If you haven't bought the Onion Bbook of Known Knowledge, you need to. In particular, every entry in the section between V and W for the fictional letter is hilarious. It looks like the left half of a U and the right half of a V. http://books.google.com/books?id=lCpzgOD0A6oC&lpg=PA209&ots=tsaxC85_Zd&dq=Ueffenating&pg=PA209#v=onepage&q&f=false I think I do need to get this book. I like Ugonicus, the Greek god of miscellany.
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Skeesix posted:Wait, What If We Try Giving People Home Loans They Can’t Actually Afford To Pay Off? 
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She's getting along better than I am: 
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Man Who Keeps Keys On Carabiner Must Rappel Into Office Building Every Morning Man Smoking E-Cigarette Must Be Futuristic Bounty Hunter
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Davros1 posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/intelligent-condescending-life-discovered-in-dista,27276/ Well, that took an interesting turn at the end.
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MD2020 posted:Shot at ASU was nice, too. It really hurt my feelings because I was rejected from ASU. 
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ultrafilter posted:Study: Slapping Everyone In Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself In Produce Section Still Frowned Upon By Society When I saw that headline I was thinking "PLEASE let there be a video."
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15 Most Common Misspellings They somehow have mastered the art of dumb humor.
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Thank you, The Onion, for making this possible: Arizona Pol Apologizes For Praising Fred Phelps After Onion Obituary Dupes Him “We need more Fred Phelps in this world. May you rest in peace sir,” “No, I’m not kidding! This world needs to get back to the biblical standards that our God made for us. This guy was not afraid to preach it, and I respect that.”
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bilperkins2 posted:This one takes an interesting turn: It was from the review of the Hobbit I think. http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-sma,34821/
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Can someone explain this article to me? I guess the idea is that this is all to pressure the QB into joining up at that college instead of somewhere else.
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Two more sponsored content from VMWare http://www.theonion.com/sponsored/guardian-angel,98/ http://www.theonion.com/sponsored/support-group,100/
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