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Barometer posted:So much so that you can always spot them!
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2012 01:37 |
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This woman looks like she's about to cry.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2012 03:49 |
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quote:A 1944 opinion poll found that 13% of the U.S. public were in favor of the extermination of all Japanese.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 22:29 |
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Broken Machine posted:I was at the supermarket today, and saw the following bottles up on a shelf:
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2012 22:27 |
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2012 02:22 |
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Broken Machine posted:It bugs me when artists depict the crucifixion with the nails going through his hands. People were crucified with the nail in between the radius and the ulna of the forearm. A nail through the hand like that would just rip out. quote:The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe. From Color of the Cross
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2012 03:29 |
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Pfffffffffft posted:Pretty tame for Joan Rivers, i mean she said Phyllis Dillers whole act was based on her looking like an idiot a few days after she died. For comparison, without the makeup:
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2012 04:50 |
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Radbot posted:Yeah, I used to be a Stalin apologist until I learned about the Holodomor. Wasn't an easy way to justify that one in my mind.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2012 01:36 |
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Pass the biscuits, Pappy! Pappy O'Daniel: A real person. Not to be confused with his latter day fictional counterpart, O Brother Where Art Thou's governor of Mississippi. Not real In reality, Pappy was a real person born W. Lee O'Daniel. Born in Ohio, raised in Kansas, W. Lee didn't move to Texas until he was 35, where he worked as a sales manager, and later advertising manager, for the Burris Mills Flour and Elevator Company. A failing daily radio spot for the company became its best sales tactic after W. Lee hired an "ol' timey" hillbilly band, dubbed the Light Crust Doughboys. One day the regular announcer was too sick to go on air and W. Lee took the mic instead, becoming such a hit he became the regular host. OR, depending on who you ask, W. Lee, now president and general manager of Burris, just forced his way on. Regardless, there he was singing with the band, reading Bible verses, and extolling the virtues of flour, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a hit. (All else aside, the popularity of the band's sound is credited in large part for helping create, or at least popularize, Western Swing). Even after Burris Mills and Pappy had a falling out, he took it in stride. He launched his own brand of flour, Hillbilly Flour, and established a new show and a new band, the Hillbilly Boys. It was more popular than ever, and Hillbilly Flour flew off the shelves - despite the fact that it was simply other brands of flour Pappy bought up and repackaged. Every day at the noontime hour, across Texas could be heard the voice of Pappy O'Daniel, crooning such self composed hits as "Beautiful, Beautiful Texas," "Sons of the Alamo", and "The Boy Who Never Grew Too Old to Comb His Mother's Hair". Pappy became a beloved figure - especially among the women of Texas, as his show had a prime slot when housewives had an opportunity to listen, and because he sang creepy songs about their sons combing their hair for eternity. On Palm Sunday, 1938, Pappy mentioned that a blind man had asked him to run for governor. He took the question to his listeners, and tens of thousands of telegrams poured in in favor of the Kansan radio announcer who had never held office or voted. Finally a man who will give us the smokestacks we crave So Pappy and the Boys hit the trail. They were considered a joke by the Texas political elite - at their peril. Pappy and the Hillbilly Boys toured the state in a red firetruck plastered with slogans. They made their campaign stops major events for the people of rural Texas, and pulled in crowds tens of thousands strong. He pledged to lower taxes and raise pensions for the elderly, and offered absolutely no plan by which to do this. His entire platform was "the Golden Rule, the Ten Commandments, and the Bible." "There's a communist in that tree, look out!" This mixture of boldfaced ignorance, religious pandering, and catchy tunes beguiled the Texan people, who gave Pappy 51% of the vote in the Democratic Primary - which was the only real contest in Texas in those days. Pappy in a miniature, mobile Texas capitol, god bless America Once in office, Pappy's first major move was to propose - a tax hike! Which failed. In fact, all of his propositions failed, to the extent he even bothered to propose them. And he vetoed a staggering number of bills, many for no apparent reason, purposefully stoking resentment in the legislature - so that he could go to the people and blame them drat boys in the capitol for his own failure to do basically anything. He was, of course, re-elected in 1940, and at least managed to pass the Anti-Violence Act, which could have been more appropriately called the "gently caress Unions Act". He also packed the University of Texas Board of Regents with cronies, to ferret out the communists which supposedly hid behind every door. Thanks to their heavy-handed firings, UT was ostracized by the American Association of University Professors for almost a decade. All the while, he stayed on the air, now giving weekly Governor's addresses which targeted those drat hand-grenade chucking communists and anarchists, which we must assume 1940s Texas was simply crawling with. Hillbilly Flour: Guaranteed to give you some kind of stroke I guess In 1941, when one of Texas's senators died, Pappy saw an opportunity. He appointed Sam Houston's ancient son Andrew Jackson Houston as a placeholder, to prepare for his own candidacy. A.J. Houston was no political threat, and may or may not have even known he was a Senator. Right on cue, he died almost immediately. Andrew Jackson Houston, preserved by the powers of the Holy Grail In the ensuing special election, Pappy handed one Lyndon Baines Johnson his only defeat, when a naive LBJ announced his totals early enough for Pappy to steal just enough votes necessary to win. But what made Pappy beloved in Texas made him seem like a weirdo and an embarrassment in Washington. And despite being the one-time composer of the song "On To Victory, Mr. Roosevelt," Pappy was a huge foe of the Roosevelt and Truman administrations. Well, I say huge foe, but as he also alienated all of his colleagues, he did little enough to actually hinder them. Pappy declined to run for re-election, and was replaced in the Senate by that same Lyndon Johnson (who had learned his lesson about vote stealing, but that's another story...). Pappy tried for governor again in the late 50s, updating his message of imminent communist revolution with some timely segregationist flavor, but the bloom was seriously off the rose at that point. He spent the remainder of his life in real estate investment and ranching, and died in 1969. "The Business of America is Biscuits" SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Nov 18, 2012 |
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quiggy posted:Oh poo poo right I forgot that infertile women are actually men. My bad, you win. But why indeed? Well, "Every Race Has a Flag but the Coon" was one of the most popular songs in the country around the turn of the century. Among other things, it helped solidify the usage of the word "coon" as a slur against black people. quote:The leader of the Blackville Club arose last Labor night Charming. It was this that inspired the Universal Negro Improvement Association to later create the Pan-African flag. As Marcus Garvey said, "Show me the race or the nation without a flag, and I will show you a race of people without any pride. Aye! In song and mimicry they have said, 'Every race has a flag but the coon.' How true! Aye! But that was said of us four years ago. They can't say it now."
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2012 18:20 |
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Madison posted:The man who is possessed of wealth, who lolls on his sofa or rolls in his carriage, cannot judge the wants or feelings of the day-laborer. The government we mean to erect is intended to last for ages. The landed interest, at present, is prevalent; but in process of time, when we approximate to the states and kingdoms of Europe, — when the number of landholders shall be comparatively small, through the various means of trade and manufactures, will not the landed interest be overbalanced in future elections, and unless wisely provided against, what will become of your government? In England, at this day, if elections were open to all classes of people, the property of landed proprietors would be insecure. An agrarian law would soon take place. If these observations be just, our government ought to secure the permanent interests of the country against innovation. Landholders ought to have a share in the government, to support these invaluable interests, and to balance and check the other. They ought to be so constituted as to protect the minority of the opulent against the majority. The senate, therefore, ought to be this body; and to answer these purposes, they ought to have permanency and stability.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2012 08:10 |
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/shortcuts/2012/dec/04/liberal-amsterdam-plans-scum-villagesquote:Amsterdam still looks liberal to tourists, who were recently assured by the Labour mayor that the city's marijuana-selling coffee shops would stay open despite a new national law tackling drug tourism. But the Dutch capital may lose its reputation for tolerance over plans to dispatch nuisance neighbours to "scum villages" made from shipping containers. Home sweet home! Somehow I think these will not look as nice as the student housing pictured with the article...
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 19:49 |
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Radbot posted:Hey, he owned the shores of Tripoli, he deserves a Marine Corps ribbon. Charming.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 18:07 |
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Mister Bates posted:
edit: DnD Pictures Thread (PYF Flags, License Plates, and Rail Maps) SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jan 14, 2013 |
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SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jan 15, 2013 |
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Wow, what happened in 1835? quote:This American experience was not unique, for a glut of distilled spirits has preceded industrial development in many modern nations. A mid-eighteenth-century craze for gin preceded England's Industrial Revolution, mid-nineteenth-century distilled spirit binges preceded the rapid transformations of Prussia and Sweden, and an upsurge in vodka consumption preceded the industrialization of Russia. In each of these cases, as in the United States, agricultural surpluses had created conditions favorable to rapid industrial development.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2013 21:38 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This just got posted by my ultra republican, NRA supporter family "Jack White musician and Punk that tried to steal a 10oz bar of silver from me" And finally: Looks legit! http://www.wellaware1.com/
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 04:17 |
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School Fundraiser of the Year Campus Crusade for Christ Student Body Presidential Candidate (Third Place), Band Amateur Rocketry Club Most Likely to Secede
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2013 01:34 |
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Joementum posted:He's intimidating even with a basket of puppies. to a small alcove filled with political cartoons. But that spotlight in the picture only turns on when you press the button that makes him talk. It's very easy to pass by without noticing, turn around, and suddenly have a giant lifelike LBJ staring at you with his cold, dead eyes from the darkness.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2013 01:55 |
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Bohemian Nights posted:Speaking of comics, anyone remember Prez? zoux posted:White people in the artforms of the people they were there to exploit/enslave/colonize: quote:The Country of Da Qin, is where western businessmen are gathering. The king wraps his head by cloth in pyramid shape. This land produces coral, gold, brocade with pattern, silk cloth (without pattern), pearls, etc.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 17:30 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Oddly, considering what a horrible poo poo he was in just about every other possible way, Goering had something of a soft spot for animals and championed a number of measures against animal cruelty throughout the Third Reich.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 22:33 |
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Security features in paper money, an age-old concern:quote:The money that Franklin designed and printed for New Jersey in 1737 marked a unique advancement in technology. In an effort to prevent counterfeiting, a special form of “nature printing” was used. This consisted of making a lead casting of an actual single leaf, and using this as part of the design on the printed note. The outline and veins of each leaf were unique, and thus could not be duplicated by any other printer. "To Counterfeit, is DEATH" EDIT: Mr Cuddles posted:A whole set of these here: SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Apr 26, 2013 |
# ¿ Apr 26, 2013 16:21 |
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HCO Plumer GCB GCM posted:How very Marie Antoinette. Patton's design for tank uniforms. SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Apr 26, 2013 |
# ¿ Apr 26, 2013 18:36 |
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Volcott posted:Constitutional monarchies in the British style bring in far more dosh than they cost their nations in upkeep, primarily through tourism. They're essentially living national treasures.
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# ¿ May 1, 2013 14:48 |
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Radish posted:That led to this story about how clearly unions are unneeded since American employers have learned from the early 1900s that worker safety is very important. Oh Filibuster Cartoons
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 19:26 |
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Goatman Sacks posted:The best Sapeur:
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# ¿ May 13, 2013 18:54 |
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I had never seen the bit complaining about "dismembering Texas", which I guess must refer to Texas giving some of its land to the federal government in exchange for paying off the former republic's massive debts. Confederate 100 dollar bill. Even their money had slaves on it.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2013 15:59 |
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Fishstick posted:Obamaphones are another manufactured rightwing outrage about a Reagan era policy that provides discounts on phones to people with a low income. "Hah! There weren't cellphones when Reagan was President! Wow! You expect me to believe that! Reagan! Hah!" repeated ad nauseum until I gave up. edit: TapTheForwardAssist posted:I'm not spun up on Greek lit: what's the right parallel to draw for a character who sells out his values for power, and it comes back to bit him in the rear end? Eat poo poo, George Wallace. SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jun 11, 2013 |
# ¿ Jun 11, 2013 21:58 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:That was not helping. Unless the car is on fire or the occupants are otherwise in danger, please, please, please do not move them or touch them or do anything except talk to them and ask them to hold still. Unrelated:
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trapped mouse posted:
Bae Doona in makeup: Bae Doona (L) Halle Berry (R) SombreroAgnew fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Oct 29, 2013 |
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