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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Spiderfist Island posted:

Also, does this mean that we can have our own separate yet incredibly terrible Flag/Heraldry/Map thread?

I am typing an OP, I just want to see how awfully nerdy and spergy its going to be.


La Via, Aguadilla, Puerto Rico. Recently Aguadilla (a municipality) won a "King of aperances" award in Puerto Rico. The main town and tourist heavy areas in the municipality are well kept and clean. Meanwhile the rest of the municipality is in disarray and has an unemployment rate of 16.2%

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ElMaligno
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Highspeeddub posted:

If there is one thing I do appreciate about the Brits, it's their ability to hold a grudge.



Don't worry, all the thinking people left in the states hate him too and wish his wife's dressage horse would trample him to death in a freak accident.

Jeremy Clarkson is the best troll, in fact Top Gear just loves to troll the gently caress out of people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imhBoE56OEs
Here is Jeremy calling truck drivers rapists and murderers.


James May being boring as gently caress just put a hidden message on a magazine "You might think this is a really great thing, but if you were sitting here making it up you'd realise it's a real pain in the arse", he later got fired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvmy32ZuouE
Richard Hammon just crashed

Oh and one time they did a challenge in the USA, where they wrote messages on their cars and proceeded to drive them in Alabama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jG0D2nRGrQ
And those good ol' boys almost got them. :patriot:

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AS a profesional Puerto Rican I can asertain that we can make very dumb decisions. This also includes politicians like the Major of the Capital city Jorge Santini, making perhaps the worst christmas card... in the world.

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All that 442nd brigade made me curious about the Puerto Rican 65th infantry regiment "Borinqueneers" (a portmanteau of Bonrinquen and Buccaneers).


Here is their coat of arms with that stupid loving sheep that is in the Puerto Rico coat of arms. Seriously gently caress that sheep, anyways one day the big wigs had a brilliant idea! "What would happen if we combine the forces of the Army, navy, air-force and marines to liberate an island occupied by enemy forces?"


Operation "PORTREX"

From Wikipedia:

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The 65th Infantry Regiment distinguished itself when the United States conducted a military exercise code named "Operation PORTEX", meaning Puerto Rico Exercise, on the island of Vieques on the eve of the Korean War. The objective was to see how the combined forces of the Army, Marines, Navy and Air Force would do as liberators of an enemy captured territory (Vieques) against the aggressors. The core of the aggressor ground forces were made up of Hispanic soldiers, most of which belonged to the 65th Infantry Regiment.

The liberators consisted of 32,600 combat troops from the 82nd Airborne Division's 504th Airborne Infantry Regiment and the Marine Corps, who received support from the Navy and Air Force. Despite the large number of troops deployed, the 65th Infantry (the aggressor) was able to halt the offensive forces on the beaches of the island. Colonel William W. Harris, the commanding officer of the 65th, stated: "Stopping the assault forces at the water’s edge proved that the Puerto Ricans could hold their own against the best-trained soldiers that the United States Army could put into the field".

The successful military maneuvers during PORTREX prompted the Army's leadership to deploy the 65th Infantry to Korea.

Good God I can smell the :smug: from that statement. That makes me loving proud, probably this will get the respect for them right?


Again from Wikipedia:

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Mass court martial

Col. Cordero Dávila was relieved of his command by Col. Chester B. DeGavre, a West Point graduate and a "continental", an officer from the mainland United States, and the officer staff of the 65th was replaced with non-Hispanic officers. DeGavre, upset over the fact that "G" company did not hold on to Hill 391, ordered that the unit stop calling itself the "Borinqueneers," cut their special rations of rice and beans, ordered the men to shave off their mustaches and had one of them wear signs that read "I am a coward." The language barrier, an NCO shortage, and poor leadership were factors that influenced some of the men of Company L in their refusal to continue to fight.

In December 1954, one hundred and sixty-two Puerto Ricans of the 65th Infantry were arrested. Ninety-five soldiers were court martialed and ninety-one were found guilty and sentenced to prison terms ranging from one to 18 years of hard labor. It was the largest mass court-martial of the Korean War. According to cultural historian Silvia Álvarez Curbelo, the government of Puerto Rico, caught in the middle of a potentially damaging affair that could jeopardize its political agenda, kept silent for nearly two months. Finally, the incidents were made known by a local newspaper alerted by several letters written by the imprisoned soldiers to their families. Secret negotiations between the U.S. and Puerto Rican governments, were made and the Secretary of the Army Robert Stevens moved quickly to remit the sentences and granted clemency and pardons to all those involved.

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Dead soldiers and dead protest are loving horrible. However having petty and childish arguments about them is even loving worse.


Ah Cartagena, Colombia what a great if slightly shady city you are!

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Deceitful Penguin posted:

I have no idea what you posted, because that video is private, but I'm going to guess it's the classic Island of Flowers, one of my favourite short films about human-beings, which are biped mammals and are distinguised from other mammals and bipeds by two things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlBrenhzMZI

Apparently something about a typo and he re-uploaded a new one. Its just basicly a video talking about a action/murder simulator video game deconstructing the action/murder simulator video games genera. Still don't know if the game creators actually intended to to their game like this or it was just a coincidental accident.

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Deceitful Penguin posted:

Works now, sad no-one talked about Island of Flowers. Always found it a strong film personally.
Also, I wondered about buying that game for my right-leaning autistic friend. He's mostly right-wing just because he parrots the poo poo his other friend tells him but I wonder if he'd get it. (He picked the right-wing ending in Deus Ex: HR because, and I quote; "Cybernetics are awesome".)

Can't really blame him, out of the 4 endings that game offers, one is down right horrible, one is ambiguous, one is telling the truth and the final one is just telling lies. But yes Cybernetics are awesome and a very valid reason for choosing that ending.

Speaking of violence and violent video games, do we as a society have an "Uncanny Valley"-like reaction to violence?

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front wing flexing posted:

That's affectionately known to US Sailors as the four floors of whores. Seriously though, Singapore is wonderful place and I was always happy to be there. I hope to go back for the F1 GP.






I went to drink there TWICE. I went to another bar and I was told by a very nice lady that she would suck my dick if I bought her Tequila. I also remember yet another one of the bars had a Russian girl night, sadly (thankfully?) it was after our liberty expired.

Singapore is great but I would not go again.

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Noreaus posted:

But that first one was a poll result, the second one is a polling card. That's not the same thing at all :psyduck:



The state of the british left.

Divided and weak, but its still more than we have in the states. I also called the Democratic party "conservative with a weak resolve to help out people" and got called a socialist. :v:


Ramon Emeterio Bentances - Doctor, Surgeon, Father of the Puerto RIcan nation and the poor, and Instigator of "El Grito de Lares" an failed coup against Spain.

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Out of all the Coast Guard cutters, they had to use the Sturgeon Bay a cutter whose mission is more about buoys than border security. Oh well, the black fleet needs more attention anyways.

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Suleman posted:

There's a whole series of these. ...why do I know that?

It features just about everyone from Tito to Pol Pot to Pinochet to Mugabe.

EDIT:
Found a more SFW link to these. http://ostoon.blogspot.fi/2012/12/nyotaika-sekai-no-dokusaisha-retsuden.html

These are great and some of them are a bit clever.


Look at loving Idol Kim Jong-il-tan. Everyone loves Idol Kim Jong-il-tan, except for those two guys who will be executed for their crimes of not loving Kim Jong-il-tan.


And here is Fidel Castro-tan, acting as a coach for Cuba awesome baseball team. She lead the revolution so she could form a national baseball team, not because she was a comunist or anything.


And finally we have Manuel "Mother loving slut" Noriega-tan, a infamous two-timing whore of a CIA puppet implanted in Panama who backstabed everyone. This picture is more realistic than his portrayal in Black Ops 2, shown next.


Look at those loving forhead textures.

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Pitch posted:

Do you have some issues you'd like to talk through with someone?



With that fucker? No.
With friends and co-workers when I explain to them the horrible things the US did in the 80's and they don't know about them or don't care because 'merica can never do bad? Yes, yes I have :negative:


A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I stopped playing CoD a while ago, please tell me they don't portray Noriega as a hero.

They portray him as a backstabbing rear end in a top hat, then again the story of Black Ops 1 and 2 are so jarring, racist and bad it loops back and becomes extremely funny in my horribly jaded mind. I think Zero Punctuation review of both games explain it better than me, but its a "Spunk-gargle-weewee game made for paranoid white gun-nuts who think everyone that is not white is out to get the great USA. Oh and your Hispanic squad-mate betrays you because he is not white."

Multiplayer is still frustrating, broken and fun for masachists.

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Deceitful Penguin posted:

I wish I still had PMs so whoever got me this could have sent me some self-righteous PMs too. Congratulations on getting my ethnicity mostly right though. Remind me, Arab-looking dudes do count as white in the US, right?

Are you white looking? Does it annoy you when people call you white, even after you properly inform them of your ethnicity? Then yes YOU are white, DEAL WITH IT.

poo poo people don't loving believe me when I say that I am 1/4 black No ElMaligno you are WHITE, no your ethical background doesn't count, where you grew up doesn't count and your personal racial perception doesn't count either. You are white because we choose it for you, oh and stop calling yourself a PUERTO RICAN you are an AMERICAN. Oh by the way I am going to celebrate the fact that I am IRISH descendant even though my family came to the states over 100 years ago.

loving filthy potato eaters.

Anyway here are some maps about Puertorican population in the states. Keep in fact that there are 4 million Puertorican living in the states and only 3 million living in Puerto Rico itself.

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NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

Cuss them out in Spanish, make their heads explode. Bonus points if you use a Puerto Rican colloquialism that doesn't exist in any other Spanish dialect.

Also, to be perfectly honest, there are just under 4 million Puerto Ricans in PR according to the last census (I think the real number is at something like 3.95 mil but I'm too lazy to look it up).

Won't work, they know it pisses me off and the do it jokingly because I am very charming when I get angry. Nowadays I just roll my eyes and tell them "NOT loving NOW" when I am doing stuff. Also according to Wikipedia there are 4,623,716 Puerto Ricans in the states vs 3,667,084 in Puerto Rico itself.

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Well, coming from white-as-snow Iceland, me being slightly tan meant I got such encouraging remarks as: "Go back to your home" or "So which country are you from?", so I can sorta empathize, but yanks and race is a hell of a thing all in a league of its own. And isn't there something like "White Hispanic" or something like that? Remember there being something about that on a, census?

And drat man. I know a half-Purto Rican girl and she got all kinds of poo poo when she was younger. Like, beat up by dudes 3 years older than her and worse kinda poo poo. She was in one of the most backwards loving places in the country though.

Incidently, why are there so relatively many Puerto Ricans in that middle square state? What is over there?


Yes I am officially a white hispanic, but I'd rather be a Puerto Rican but whatever.

Also I have no idea why Puerto Ricans started to move to Colorado. Maybe it was a secondary move location after they emigrated/moved to New York? Anyways here is a picture of what Puerto Rican do best

Being loud, spilling drinks and being happy.

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So two pro-LGBT laws where passed today in Puerto Rico. One makes it illegal to discriminate at work against sexual orientation AND sexual identification. The Second law extends domestic violence protections to partners of the same sex.



"Religious people (Literal translation) celebrate in silence as representatives of the PNP (Conservative party) argue against the new laws"



"With dissaponted faces, the religious people leave the senate room"

The reporter later tweeted that the religious folk where kicked out evacuated by SWAT.


"Pastor Wanda Rolon criticized the lack of tolerance from those that support the LGBT community "Even when they win, they attack us" she said"
:qq: "My tolerance..."

But finally:

"Final votes: 29 for and 22 against"
:getin:

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Gio posted:

what is this like "the d&d'est show ever" or what, because i could swear that is anime



Over in ADTRW we have a thread for Legend of Galactic Heroes.
It is also 9 years old, its THAT good. Also fight near blackholes, and fight with power-armors and axes :black101:

Map showing Space Germany (Empire), Space Merica (FPA Territories) and Space libertarians (Phezzan).

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Well the Coast Guard has a few lemon ships as well, but I may as well post this picture:

Canceled/Delayed/"Halted" programs:
- Both UAVs: A smaller helicopter UAV (a HUV?) would be an awesome thing for a cutter. :(
- 123FT patrol boats: 8 where built, but where deemed unsafe when they found cracks in the superrstructurree.
- Fast Response Cutter - Replaced by the Sentinel class over concerns of the feasibility of the FRC platform.
- Offshore Patrol Cutters - Slated to replace medium cutters (210 and 270) and now delayed. The 210 are averaging at 40 years old and the 270 are averaging 25 years old.

Completed
- MH-65C - In 2007

Ongoing
- HC-144 Ocean Sentry - Still being delivered and an absolute blast to work with, I love these birds :allears:
- National Security Cutters - Oh god there is too loving much to mention, so I will try to be brief. Due to problems in the hull, superstructure and the Command, Control, Communications, Computers, Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance systems (C4ISR) all of them have been delayed. The fisrt three hulls had to go back to dry dock for repairs. Only three are commissioned and all of them are operating on a multi-crew system so they are always at sea.

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Protagorean posted:

Chill the gently caress out hoss. I'm guessing you're too young to remember where the DnD Pictures Thread originated from.



post LFest pics u got :2bong:

Just because you can invoke the "Heritage, not hate :911:" "this thread was born in LF" clause doesn't mean people can be as vitriolic as they want.

Picture unrelated

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DnD has damaged me so much that the first thing I thought about when I saw this picture is "This is the republicans mental image of Obama"

I need help :negative:

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Paper With Lines posted:

How is Russia not a third world country?



For the same reason Puerto Rico is not third world country

:smith:

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steinrokkan posted:

I like how in the end the fascist forum is just another group of dudes getting mad about video games.

Even people who have bad opinions about important things can also have bad opinions about inane things.

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Fidel Castronaut posted:

1. Glad to see that Call of Duty style masks are marketable.

2. Is that a flag that the US has ever had? Seems, if you're a hypernationalist, you wouldn't modify the flag for your dumb militia.



(The US flag if Puerto Rico was admitted as the 51st state.)

:politicalpuertoricoflagchat:


First variant of the Puerto RIco flag, Modeled after the Cuba flag and made in 1892 for the "Intentona de Yauco" one of our many failed revolutions. Outlawed until 1952 when...


Luis Muñoz Marin, first civilian governor of Puerto Rico implemented this flag as the official flag of Puerto Rico. The change to a darker blue color was not well received among the nationalist of the time, quoting that out flag was desecrated by adopting the colors of the imperialists.


Then in 1995 we got out current flag, kinda a compromise between the first two. Also there is no guideline of what shade of blue the Puerto Rican flag SHOULD be, so you will see all three colors flying around in Puerto Rico. And sometimes they fly specific flags as a Political Statement.

My favorite? The light blue one, not because I would like to see an independent Puerto Rico but because the blue reminds me of Puerto Rico's skies.

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Volcott posted:

The loading screens in Spec Ops: The Line are kind of grim.




Spec Ops: The Line is also a very subversive take, and critique on modern military shooters games.
And I would not want it any other way.

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Volcott posted:

Moe anthropomorphism thing. Guess what it's supposed to be.



Its ebola, Im guessing because of the blood and those weird hair loop things???

Unrelated

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Besides not loading them up to imgur? No.

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Incredibly Jim Sterling has the best """""the truth is in the middle""""" opinion on all this lovely loving ordeal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je72mH9OmuU

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"Its just a game. :)"

:ughh:

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Hasters posted:

I don't recall you concern trolls getting so upset when these two went on their cop killing spree



Wonder why not?

That's because vocal D&D posters are pearl clutching liberal closest racist human being douchebags who just shriek ACAB every time a cop kills a black guy in anger. But god loving forbid a black guy kills two cops in anger, you are loving racist for insinuating that those cops may have been innocent. But the circle of violence life will continue, no one will try to stop it and it will continue until there no more humans left in this miserable rock.

Still I hope Santa listens to my wish and cleanses humanity with the holy fires of nuclear weapons.

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boom boom boom posted:

I think the Syrian government is way more responsible than the US, what are they doing to help Syrian refugees?



They are helping by reducing the numbers.

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Panzeh posted:

While enlisted soldiers probably shouldn't unionize, they should have a method of dealing with incompetent officers and poor tactics through fragging and mutinying, though.

The French Army in ww1 mutinied and I think they were entirely justified.



Are you seriously comparing the loving horrible situation french soldiers had to go trough during WWI and modern american military? Are you loving retarded?


I mean I would also mutiny if everyone around me didn't police their mustache.

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Rent-A-Cop posted:

Yeah next time I get pulled for DUI on Lake Powell I'll be sure to let the officers know I'm operating under a Swiss flag.



The Rhine is apparently navigable for large shipping between Basel and Rotterdam. Didn't know that.

Actually since you are in an interal body of water of the united states you are subject to the laws of the united states, no matter what flag you fly.

However I would suggest you fly a flag of convinience state like Panama since its going to be cheaper.


Also its a BUI not DUI :eng101:
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Slavvy posted:

Meat is murder!*

*: only adorable animals matter



They should genetically engineer cattle/pigs with an extremely repulsive appearance for every stage of their life cycle so people shut up.



quote:

[Ford] sat down.

The waiter approached.

"Would you like to see the menu?" he said, "or would you like meet the Dish of the Day?"

"Huh?" said Ford.

"Huh?" said Arthur.

"Huh?" said Trillian.

"That's cool," said Zaphod, "we'll meet the meat."

...

A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

"Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?"

It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters in to a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.

"Something off the shoulder perhaps?" suggested the animal, "braised in a white wine sauce?"

"Er, your shoulder?" said Arthur in a horrified whisper.

"But naturally my shoulder, sir," mooed the animal contentedly, "nobody else's is mine to offer."

Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling the animal's shoulder appreciatively.

"Or the rump is very good," murmured the animal. "I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there."

It gave a mellow grunt, gurgled again and started to chew the cud. It swallowed the cud again.

"Or a casserole of me perhaps?" it added.

"You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?" whispered Trillian to Ford.

"Me?" said Ford, with a glazed look in his eyes, "I don't mean anything."

"That's absolutely horrible," exclaimed Arthur, "the most revolting thing I've ever heard."

"What's the problem Earthman?" said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump.

"I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to," said Arthur, "It's heartless."

"Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten," said Zaphod.

"That's not the point," Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. "Alright," he said, "maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just... er [...] I think I'll just have a green salad," he muttered.

"May I urge you to consider my liver?" asked the animal, "it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."

"A green salad," said Arthur emphatically.

"A green salad?" said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.

"Are you going to tell me," said Arthur, "that I shouldn't have green salad?"

"Well," said the animal, "I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am."

It managed a very slight bow.

"Glass of water please," said Arthur.

"Look," said Zaphod, "we want to eat, we don't want to make a meal of the issues. Four rare stakes please, and hurry. We haven't eaten in five hundred and seventy-six thousand million years."

The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle. "A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good," it said, "I'll just nip off and shoot myself."

He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur. "Don't worry, sir," he said, "I'll be very humane."

It waddled unhurriedly off to the kitchen.

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needs a "pretends to be black" space imo

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