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This picture doesn't really do it justice, but it was a Saturn wagon, with a GIANT fart cannon. I'd never seen anyone paint drum brakes before though, so it amused me enough that I had to grab a pic. Best part was that the dudes gf in the passenger seat saw me openly laughing at his car, and immediately died from embarassment. Two awful things about this pic: 1) why are they still driving that 2) why havent I cleaned my windows InitialDave posted:Stay away from tranny prostitutes, they spend all day neutral dropping for anyone with . Leave foul-smelling sticky crap all over the drat place, too.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 00:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:05 |
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Giblet Plus! posted:There is a statistical correlation between driving a luxury car and not stopping for pedestrians at crosswalks, and other rear end in a top hat driving habits. I've always felt like this was the case, but figured it was a case of confirmation bias screwing with me. I'd love to see a link to a study or something if you know of one.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2012 19:01 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Seconding this. I had it happen on my '67 Cadillac Deville convertible at 45MPH & it wasn't pretty. Happened in my `03 celica. Single most terrifying moment of my life. For a split second, I thought I was dead. The astute observers will notice tape on the edge of where the hood would be. It got backed into in a parking lot, and wouldn't latch fully, and was just stuck on the second latch. I already knew the car was gonna end up dead on that island (gently caress guam and the navy) so i made myself an impromptu "air dam" out of tape. It worked surprisingly well for over a year, until... BANG
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2012 12:47 |
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Maker Of Shoes posted:
astoundingly, no. I managed to avoid any stupid swerving or brake-slamming, and once I realized I wasn't dead, I put my foot on the brake and slowed it down while praying that I didn't hit anything. One thing that this picture doesnt show that makes it even more fun, is that the car had a sunroof. you can see in the pic i posted where the hood is bent back from the impact with the roof. well, it hit hard enough when it did that the top slapped the sunroof and showered me with broken glass. so one minute im driving along at some miles per hour, then i cant see anything right as theres a loud metallic bang and the sound of broken glass. Probably the scariest thing to ever happen to me. Top 5 at least.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2012 21:13 |
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IOwnCalculus posted:It's supposedly the rear end-end of the new Corvette. We'll know for sure next month.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2012 22:58 |
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I finally saw one in person a few months ago. I had seen them on top gear, and in pictures on the internet, but I couldn't let myself believe that it looked as bad in real life as it did in print. All the hate had to be hyperbole or 911 purists being... well, 911 purists. Nope, it really is that ugly.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2012 04:22 |
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rocket_350 posted:
god, this really makes me hate the fact that my car is silver. When you see a picture like this and realize just how little variation there is in car colors its a bit depressing.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 23:12 |
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Viggen posted:
I hate to tell you this, but your car... ... is silver
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 15:53 |
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Kenshin posted:That looks like a car the redneck version of a ricer would drive. I hope that this isn't from too long ago, but since it says "P-51" on the side and has little angry mouth/teeth like a ye olde fighter plane, its referring to the United States Army Air Force, which is what the USAF was when planes were still new and people hadn't realized they needed their own branch of service. preemptively:
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2013 01:18 |
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Refind Chaos posted:[RANT]I guess mine is less a pic image, and more of a general rant, but gently caress all of it. Growing up on a ranch, I hate seeing people driving pick-up trucks. We actually had a small ranch, and we built houses on the side. We, my family, had one pick-up truck,and one 4wd vehicle. Both of these met ALL of our needs. Whether hauling cattle or picking up supplies for building a whole goddman house. We needed nothing more than a full-size pick-up or a standard SUV of the time (1980-2000 Chevy Blazer) None of that trailBlazer BS. Everything we needed to do to run a 200+ Acre ranch we could do with those two vehicles. Now a days you see loving crew cab construction vehicles running around doing nothing more than loving looking "stylish" cuz "I might need to move a sofa or something someday." Enjoy. (Seen on the back of a trailer being pulled by an equally "modified" truck in good old Lakeland, FL)
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 23:55 |
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Cenodoxus posted:Well in that case, wouldn't they pass? No combustion, no emissions. Power/weight ratio is all that matters
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2013 22:13 |
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Saw this in a Publix parking lot. drat near dropped my groceries trying to get my phone out and snap this pic, but it was worth it.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 00:27 |
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There's no loving way that doesn't violate some sort of regulation or code. If one of the myriad pieces of poo poo half assedly glued to that car falls off while in motion it's a fatality waiting to happen. And of course it's from Florida
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2013 04:49 |
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I can deal with the fact that idiots are amused by big rims, but why bother putting a v8 into something that isn't ever going to go fast? It's just a goddamn waste.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 00:33 |
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Fatty_McLumpkin posted:had to drive behind this poo poo this morning. I live in FL. Specifically, Lakeland, FL, which is about halfway between Tampa and Orlando. While there are people who like to use their trucks for mudding, 90% of the lifted trucks you see will either be giant brolifts that someone got their daddy to buy for them, or things like this:
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2013 01:06 |
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I had to double check that this was the terrible car stuff thread, since those transmission videos were so neat. Being rich is almost like a handicap
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 22:52 |
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nnnnghhhhgnnngh posted:
Goddamnit, Florida. If I weren't such an internet dwelling hermit I could probably create a thread for nothing other than "terrible poo poo Floridians do"
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2013 23:14 |
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Welcome to Florida, where "because I was tweeked out and gently caress YOU" is a perfectly valid reason to do things to your car. Can't really see, but the driver did look like he had spent the better part of his life cramming meth into his face.
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# ¿ May 5, 2013 02:50 |
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An Audi r8 with a giant spoiler supporting it's luggage rack. 50/50 whether this is the right thread or not. I made my choice where to post it. Source.
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# ¿ May 6, 2013 01:36 |
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kastein posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pj8QKTvRTQ People like this are the reason that even if I could afford to buy a ferrari, I wouldn't.
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# ¿ May 14, 2013 00:55 |
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The half open pop ups make it look either really tired or really high.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2013 02:08 |
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88h88 posted:This is a friend's car. It's been in his possession under a week and just look at it's little face... There's a small part of me that thinks it would be neat to learn how to drift. Given that my NB is my only car, this picture is why I haven't tried to teach myself.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2013 01:17 |
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I saw this exact same monstrosity in St Pete, Florida heading north on 275 a week or so ago. For scale, I was in my miata and his bumpers were above the roof of my car. Well above. I'm seriously surprised this thing doesn't spend most of it's time on it's side.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2014 22:03 |
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Octopus Magic posted:Haha yeah man, Nyan cat is the funnies, maybe there'll be the grumpy cat on the hood?! I'll be ROFLing all day long!!! Not liking something is fine and all, but unless you think your opinion is objective fact then not liking something doesn't make it awful. It looks like a well done job. Sure, it's retarded, but it's not awful. And that donk from the last page wasn't anywhere near awful. I live in the south. I've seen awful donks. That wasn't one of them.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 05:54 |
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People being easily offended by a guy complaining about people being easily offended Terrible car stuff: I finally saw a cross cabriolet yesterday, in something like this color, and pictures don't do it justice. The color was awful. The shape was awful. The old lady behind the wheel was driving it awfully (5mph under the limit in the left lane). I cannot fathom how people at Nissan saw a drawing/concept sketch of that and greenlit it.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 18:01 |
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Not pictured: trim rattling bass and lovely, lovely reggaeton. My favorite part is that the obviously fake side exhaust isnt even lined up (probably thanks to aforementioned bass).
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 20:34 |
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madeintaipei posted:What exactly do you expect from (I'm guessing) Tampa; home of fine automotive developments such as the donk and the whistle tip? Yup, Tampa, near USF because ofc. Spoting terrible cars in that area is kinda cheating though, there's shittons of horribly body kitted shitboxes running around there. Frozen Pizza Party posted:
Jesus, this takes me back. A friend burnt a cd of a bunch of random early internet meme music back in like 2003 (back when physical media was still a thing) that had a Bubb Rubb song on it. Every time someone reminds me of this I go looking for it, and still havent found it. It doesnt appear to be on youtube. It starts out "The latest craze is driving parents and entire neighborhoods crazy c-c-c-c-c-c-crazy" and then goes into the song that uses all the soundbites. It's the best version I've heard, and all the other ones seem lovely in comparison. The fact that a song from a decade ago and a half ago still haunts me is the terrible car stuff. grumplestiltzkin fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Jun 9, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 00:12 |
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Holy mother of god, it is. I didn't for a second think someone would be able to identify it based on my terrible description, but here we are. If you ever find yourself in or near west central Florida, I will buy you several beers.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 18:53 |
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angryrobots posted:That may be the strangest thing I've gotten a beer for, but if you're near Bradenton fl, I may take you up on that some time. (And being there for some extended family stuff, I'll probably need a beer) That's a little bit of a drive but it gives me an excuse to put the top down on the miata and go across the skyway. I don't have PMs but if you email me at mrem86 at gmail we can talk more without doxxing tf out of each other.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 22:17 |
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http://i.imgur.com/Z1TZmeZ.mp4 I have no words for this.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 15:10 |
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http://i.imgur.com/42v3COD.mp4
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 19:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:05 |
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Deteriorata posted:Doesn't look like a hovercraft, though. Nobody else may have noticed this but I got a huge laugh out of this.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 21:05 |