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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Vanadium posted:

Franklin is literally Geoff Johns isn't he

Geoff Johns does not have a pet Galactus. He also hates fun unlike Franklin.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Rhyno posted:

The Crossing was a pretty great story that also happened to explain all the continuity gently caress ups. Unlike Slott and his "AN ALTERNATE VERSION DID IT" crap from She-Hulk.

You mean Avengers a Forever right? Right?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Wonder what this guys secret is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROF0GpBnbyM

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jiro posted:

I still don't get it.

Inhumans was announced when Infinity ended. That was almost a year ago.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gavok posted:

Inhuman #5: Spider-Man's been acting like a real jerk lately and it's really suspicious!

Inhuman #6: Captain America visits Attilan and he is the only one who can save the day! Why is Uatu there?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
After this issue I am pretty sure Richards would trust Doom over Namor.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Wachter posted:

Joining the family can only intensify his hatred of the Richaaaaaaaaardses to that of an exploding star.

:v: "Hey, Vic, Franklin is playing the innkeeper in the school nativity next Friday and it would mean so much if you could join us"
:doom: "OH UH I'D LOVE TO BUT DOOM IS VERY BUSY THAT ENTIRE WEEK, uh, CONQUERING"

:v: Valeria is going to also be there
:doom: DOOM WILL BE THEIR EARLY IN THE FRONT ROW!!

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Aug 21, 2014

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

404GoonNotFound posted:

And, of course, Marty McFly in the back row, NOT tardy for once.

He is still a slacker.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

zoux posted:

Top post on r/comicbooks: "Reset the counter. It has been 8 days since someone ripped off an arm in a DC comic. [Supergirl Futures End.]"

There was in arm rip in last weeks episode of Injustice. Poor Guy.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
The Legion is returning so maybe we will get a scene of Matter eating Lad eating an arm!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

PJOmega posted:

Much like his intentions!

You should have gone with

They can't refuse...because of the implication

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

CapnAndy posted:

What are the sausage links for, Diana

what are the sausage links for

See Preacher.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Random Stranger posted:

You know you're asking for someone to post that panel from Preacher.

But not me. Because I'm not sick enough to inflict it on anyone.

This one?

Preacher 48


Fantastic Four 21 (The one with the Hatemonger)
Early FF is amazing and there are so many great panels and they do not all contain horrible misogyny.

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Sep 26, 2014

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Visions children as hands

West Coast Avengers 51

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Injustice Year 3 issue 2

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

zoux posted:

Matteo Lolli has a similar style going on.


Also guess who Kate is dressed up as.
Lovin the Hawkeyenaissance.

Is suicide painless?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

prefect posted:

The Marvel universe has the coolest trick-or-treaters.

Ultiimate Marvel have the best prisoners

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ghostlight posted:

Cursed Earth was a weird storyline, but it gave us Jurassic Park before Crichton did.

Judge Dredd #72


The storyline that is never going to reprinted.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Top left is that spider-man cover and the bottom is action comics / superman. What are the others?

Ha ha I assume the one on the right is a reference to the fact they were unable to use Norman.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

OldTennisCourt posted:

I feel like that'd be a pretty strong concept for a DC style Age of Apocalypse event comic. Some well meaning hero thinks he'll help Bruce out by doing that and ends up creating an incredibly hosed up alternate timeline.

What if it was the Flash and he decided to save his mother?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Wade Wilson posted:

Nah, Solomon's father David had the whole Mary Sue thing covered pretty well.

Kid started off killing lions and bears while shepherding, then killed a giant because all of the other soldiers at the time were pussies, then went on to become King and have thousands of wives and concubines (and at least the one homosexual relationship with Jonathan, which is why Saul hated him so much).

Solomon? He just inherited all of his dad's riches, built a Temple and made a few smartass decisions in trials that made everyone think he was clever. Also: wrote the closest thing the Bible has to pornography in it as well as the book of Lamentations, where he basically bitches about how much life sucks if you're rich.

Also a huge dick when he falls in love with a married women and then sent her husband off to die.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

mind the walrus posted:

Thatcher's Britain and DC Comics mistreating him put him in a bad mood he didn't get out of until the mid-90s when he worked at ABC (comics not the TV network). Then all his poo poo movie adaptations in the 00s almost sent him back but he retreated into porn and freaky sex.

Lost girls started in 1991 and was finished in 2006

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Superman's, I think. He's still pissed Batman uploaded a virus to him *the day they met* as part of his 'gently caress all y'all' protocol.

Yep Cyborg is on Supermans

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Captain Bravo posted:

Batman put plans in place against the entire Justice League. That includes himself. And now, he's out for revenge.

Tower of Babel time?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

PJOmega posted:

[quote="theflyingorc" post="436730139"]
hahahahaha

sometimes his teleporting works, but EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE he sends everyone to a slave planet ruled over by an evil god who hates all life

also, i like that he's apparently gone to Apokalips enough times to ~roughly~ get that it's about 1/1000.
[/quote

That is some D&D style junk.

I could see finding it out once because cyborg is a tool and would definitely abuse boom tube tech to cross the street. After the first time I would think it would be labeled "in emergencies only."

Batman did abuse it recently since he needed to go to Apokalip

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Section Z posted:

I want to believe Batman was asking "Are we there yet?" constantly like a petulant child, as Cyborg flicked the extradimensional portal on and off like a light switch. Don't make me turn this boom tube around Batman.

No it was more knocking him out and then using it when he was in his godkiller armor. He has to find his boy!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
The first one looks to be the Avengers/X-static crossover since it seems to be Allred art. The one with Kat and Supergirl I am pretty sure comes from Last Son storyline by Johns and Donner. The one with Thanos being arrested is Spidey Super Story 39 aka the one with the Thanos chopper.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Stan Lee has met Doctor Doom before

Fantastic Four 10

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Shakenbaker posted:

Ares dying is right with Bill, son of Bill's death in the list of reasons I hate The Siege.

What does Bill's death have to do with Thor? JMS killed him and it had nothing to do with the Siege storyline.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Shakenbaker posted:

Why on Earth do I remember him in the back of a truck driven by Maria Hill then? :psyduck: Gotta lay off the booze.

He was killed by bunch of Lokis followers after discovering what he/she and doom were doing to Asgardians.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Mister Olympus posted:

Women could not:

-reveal too much skin outside the household, unless they were a prostitute
-make business transactions beyond a certain (low) value without their (father's/husband's) approval

besides the more important underlying cultural things that maintain today, such as being told through all forms of media and entertainment that they're inferior/held to stricter standards, being bought and sold as objects, etc.

It's important to note that Athena is not considered as a woman in anything but form since she came out of Zeus's head rather than any mother's womb--Zeus made her to prove a point that pregnancy (women's only real role in Athenian society) was a flawed and unnecessary business. "Wisdom" is also a little general regarding her domain; a lot of times in the myths and plays it's closer to logical reasoning and law-knowledge--then and now, seen as male-centered things, as were craft-skills such as carpentry and metalworking, also within her sphere.

Unless you dared to be a better weaver than her. If that is the case then monster for you.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Random Stranger posted:

I can almost guarantee that the script was knocked out at a Chinese restaurant two days before the deadline.

This General Gau sucks. I will show them. :argh:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

mind the walrus posted:

You just know whoever came up with that thought they were the cleverest little boy in class that day, since well before Blackest Night the whole "women in fridges" was a meme on the internet comics circuit.

Thanks Gail Simone.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Anora posted:

Hey DC, Sally Forth says bring back Stephanie Brown. Now do it.

She is back as Spoiler.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerusalem posted:

So did I, and then:


What was worse though was that the moment she got made pretty her entire personality immediately changed to her being really nice and pleasant to everybody and also a little timid. The message was HORRIBLE, so bad that I actually thought it was building to something where her mind had been altered and she would reject it and her "good looks" to be true to herself.... but nope, pretty people are just superior in every respect and genuinely better people than ugly ones! Make Mine Marvel!

I thought in Weapon X she was made "pretty" and still nuts

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

I think Batman's psyche was given a nice look-see when that ~Magic Silver Kryptonite~ switched his and Superman's powers. Batman proceeded to stay on the dark side of the planet meting out brutal (yet I think still non-lethal) justice while Superman just enjoyed the fact that he and Lois could gently caress without him having to take it easy...until the other heroes convinced him to start getting serious about becoming Superman again - partly because he kicked the entire JLA's rear end when they tried to stop him.

Also if this took place after Doomed he would have prepared a fuckton so that could never happen again.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gaz-L posted:

Eh. Val and Franklin have bounced between 2 and like 14 (and those brief periods where adult Val shows up) for decades.

She also makes Val-bots as seen in the Fantastic Four Annual.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

VanSandman posted:

Has Namor had a good series of his own recently?

New Avengers.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Phylodox posted:

Doom's hair is perfect! To state otherwise is punishable by death!

That is just slander by Richards :doom:

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Senor Candle posted:

What is that from?

Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #107 – #110

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