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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Waffleman_ posted:

Here it is.

"It's as if you're generating random phrases or something."

@FeministSpanker

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

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Therion posted:

Crazy fans can still be talented - look at the quality of some brony art people have been putting out.

A lot of those are just vaguely normal art types doing commissions for easy money.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Therion posted:



So it's only the subreddit that is left... wonder which one.

Got a feeling it'll be r/Nofap because that's the only really funny subreddit that doesn't have a crazier website version.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
A lot of it is less funny than I remember, it seems to be more of a recovering porn addict group than insanely insecure people trying to get mental superpowers now, even if it's goofy as gently caress still.

Edit: Just found out they have a "hard mode" which is no sex at all so it's still got that crazy.

Wrestlepig fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Mar 24, 2015

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Holy poo poo MudkipLover.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Here's a great one for bad pictures, the words aren't funny so it's not useful for the podcast though.

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Dungeons-and-Dragons-Character

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Oh god no it's going to be Pokegirls again.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Is there like some really big sexually submissive thing going on for supernerds?

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Waffleman_ posted:

Is it bad if I want them to revisit the audiophiles for a full episode of ol' Patrick?

Ballpit found his youtube channel and it's an experience. There's an 8 minute video about how cow milk made him retarded that's a masterpiece of soviet cinema.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Is there a specific transformation fetish episode? I know there's forced clown transformation but transforming is a big and crazy topic if the weird fan-art thread is any indication.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
That was a good story but there's got to be way more out there.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Had a look at Cleretic's Choose your own Change thread in ballpit and Hooley Dooley it's a cornucopia of insanity. It's structured as a Choose your own adventure with entry open to anyone without any oversight, so you get amazing poo poo all of the time.

quote:

suddenly Jeffs mother lifted Nicole and subsequently
Jeff up and walked somewhere
As they passed by Jeffs room Jeff heard the chronivac beep
In his mind "Duration permannet" It beeped
Jeff mentally fired but could do nothing as his sister was carried
To her playpen
Later he felt the familiar pressure and piss flew out of his mouth and it tasted horrible
Then he REMEBERed
HIS SISTER HAD BAD DIAREHHA
as if acting in a cosmic cue
She had DIAREHHA an DIT flooded into Jeffs mouth
And he gagged
How could he live like this forever?
Soon though his mother noticed and changed Nicole
And fed her beforeutting her back in the playpen and then
Later.....

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

TetsuoTW posted:

That "four feet of boob" paragraph might be the best thing I've ever read.

CYOC is the craziest website I've ever seen. My favorite guy has a distinctive writing style, despite being anonymous.

quote:

(I'm doing it where he lives alone and speaks English)
Jeff felt himself moving and suddenly
Light flooded into where he was he could smell something disgusting
'Eww who smells like that he smells like a sweaty
Footballer" thought Jeff
Suddenly he was grabbed and he could look up he saw
Ronaldo
He knew he was a footballer but
Before Jeff had anymore time to think disgusting piss flooded out of his mouth and into the
Toilet suddenly what the chronivac a disclaimer said echoed in Jeffs head
"If used subject cannot turn back ever!" Did that count as being used suddenly Jeff realised he was being healed and evenatlually Ronaldoulled up his boxer and shorts and walked
Off as Jeff realised the smell was trapped with him then suddenly...

Here's one from the magic shop about someone wishing to a genie to become the planet Jupiter.

Here's a good stand-alone about a nerd going to a magic gym and turning into a jock.

Wrestlepig fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Oct 4, 2015

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
When you said tumblr I didn't think it'd be this.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
People need to look that up, it's incredible.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
This episode was great but the transformation one they recorded is going to be top-tier crazy poo poo.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Holy poo poo the kumquatsup chunk at the end.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Portaxx and Stog's old intro is killing me.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
You mean wimjob?

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

There's potential for a full-on cum fetishist document, people get really wierd about that stuff. It'd be too gross to get read though.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Eeeuugh god the tick

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Left-handed Radio is pretty great, just started listening and 'What if: Humans Laid Eggs' is a great parody of masturbatory radio journalism.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Lemon just made a quiz site where you guess wikihow articles from a single picture. SA or me is getting confused by wierd domains so it's in the tweet.

https://t.co/Bh3SkCPaRl

Wrestlepig fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Feb 11, 2016

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Listen to Tales of Anal Destruction next.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
That smiley will never be more appropriate.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Don't leave us Avs

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Ballp is a fun word to say.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Ag Bengip posted:

I don't think the obvious searches make the docs any less fantastic, FWIW. Keep up the good work

My favorite one of these search term episodes was the Yahoo Answers one where they searched for five exclamation marks and various mispellings of Penis.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
On the note of funding websites, anyone have any forums to check out for Financial Dominatrix content? Throwing away money and insane sex replacements are good pillars for docs, so we might as well combine the two.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
He was actually pushing for it but apparently it's a massive pain in the rear end to schedule episodes, so guests aren't that easy to do.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

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It's real good and someone needs to do a follow-up. I tried Fplus raps but couldn't find any sites.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

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NoUU posted:

I tried too and found some OK stuff on WikiHow comments and Yahoo Answers. Couldn't find a main site to focus on like you said though. I'll have to try again because I think it would be a great episode if I could find the content.

This stuff is unbelivably funny, we've gotta do this.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
There's like 50 readers, sorting out money would be a horrible task.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

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They just got a competition about what stupid thing on Fiverr they should spend the 20 bucks on, as recommended by the donor. So somebody's doing it.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Reptilian humanoid feet ONLY

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
I thought this was never going to work but it did. This Real sex story from a Real Man is amazing.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
They're all 40.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Cleretic posted:

So for those of you who don't go to BaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAllllpit, there were technical issues in the recording of an episode on My Masturbation, a website perhaps more disgusting than Sissykiss. Lemon considered the recording unsalvageable (about an hour of Nutshell's recording is just not there), but because the content was simultaneously too good not to work with and too terrible to get more people to read it, he threw the raw files up for whoever wanted to have a shot at making something.

Djeser apparently made a really solid one-hour episode that just edits around Nutshell entirely. But I had a different idea.

I'm gonna be honest, it's a :nms: website that's hard to listen to. So I removed all of the actual readings.

This episode is going to be gross as gently caress. I want to count the times they say the word mum.

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Mum's a more british way of saying it so I'm expecting a majority.

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