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I'll preface this by saying that I had 2 doses (2 teaspoons/dose) of a prescription cough medicine with Codeine yesterday, so I'm not sure if it has anything to do with it. I dreamt last night that I was in a city I didn't recognize. There were people with me I didn't know but I somehow knew we were friends. Anyways, we suddenly noticed a girl with long hair and a trench coat dancing high on a building roof, which turned into a crane, which then turned into some kind of streetlight at least 100 feet up. Somehow she was dancing on top of the light and all I could think was "This chick is going to fall to her death". Sure enough, she slipped and fell and I watched her fall the whole way down, and she landed on her back. I ran over and I was sure she was dead. Her face was all puffy and her eyes were wide open, but then she just kept whispering "oh poo poo, oh poo poo..." And then I woke up. I've had 3 doses today, can't wait to see what I dream about this time! 
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I have to get this off my chest. I was in a factory. There was a Chinese dude lying on a workbench. Some people were torturing him with a drill press. He was screaming in Chinese, which I don't understand. I remember thinking that he would probably die of sepsis before anything else. What the gently caress, brain. Why. 
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Feb 22, 2013 05:20
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I've had a couple video game inspired dreams lately. Last night part of my dream involved me swimming in a bay in the dark, and trying to evade this giant squid monster, which was comprised of lots of smaller squids attached to each other. It moved and looked like the aliens from Crysis (but made of squids). This monster was also my father (but I was not a squid monster myself. MOM, WHO WAS MY REAL DAD???) I also had a dream where i was involved in a cat and mouse hunt with some crazed psychopathic serial killer dude. Sometimes he was the cat and I was the mouse, and sometimes I was the cat and he was the mouse. The only part I remember clearly was one moment when he got the jump on me. I was standing at the edge of a cliff, and I just looked at him with a giant  face, then leapt off the cliff and soared to freedom and safety with my wing suit, Far Cry 3 style.
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Feb 22, 2013 07:17
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Tali was handed a miniature datapad with the conclusions from her father’s experiments. The secret weapon for killing the Geth was a common seed mixed with ketchup. Everyone who had hoarded fast food ketchup packets was suddenly rich.
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Feb 24, 2013 23:05
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Star Wolf and Miss Fortune are a pair of investigators with an awkward Father/Daughter relationship. They are sent to investigate a small rural american town suffering from a rash of disappearances. They grow closer as a family unit as they get embroiled in a conspiracy involving ancient gods and the cult that worships them.
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Feb 25, 2013 03:06
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I was a Famous Rap Girl with cool makeup and hair but I had my IRL total lack of rapping abilities and people booed me until I was homeless in Africa.
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Feb 25, 2013 03:12
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I had the second worst nightmare of my life. I dreamt that I woke up in bed, and that I was blind, and not just "it's a dream, the lights are out/it's a dream where it's impossibly dark but your peripheral vision still works," but actually blind, which was ridiculously upsetting since despite my user name, artistry is incredibly important to me. Secondly, I was losing my hearing. I could hear someone talking to me, but it got faint like when you get out of a concert, and worse still, there was some terrible filter on the voice, which made it sound all electronic, and the tone of each word spoken rose and rang out. Writing this, it sounds pretty tame, but that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that I was lucid through the whole thing, so I do that whole "wake up, wake up, WAKE THE gently caress UP FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST PLEASE WAKE UP!" bit, and I do. I "wake" up in my bed, into another dream long enough for a horrible thing made of stitched up rotting leaves to hold my feet in each hand and whisper something I can't remember at me. Slept through the rest of the night just fine, though.
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Feb 25, 2013 03:47
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It was late in the day, swimming in the sea. I was with a small group of people. The sky was grey, overcast, the sea was motionless and steel colored. I was the furthest from the shore. The sea bottom was not visible and this made me uncomfortable. I returned to shore and decided to return home. Suddenly, rather than being afternoon, it was the middle of the night. I had a long distance (miles) to walk to return home. I could see the lights of buildings along the shore that made my path easy. I looked down, back up, and there was no light anymore. The beach was pitch black and I lost sense of direction. Behind me a faint glow appeared and approached. It was a young man pushing a vacuum cleaner over the sand, with an illuminated front panel above the motor. I had him stop and used the light of his vacuum to view a cordless home phone I was carrying with me. I was able to activate a light on it to help me see my way in the dark. I switched on the light and stepped out a bedroom in my deceased grandmother's home. At the kitchen sink I thought of my aunt, and my car illegally parked for a week's time. I needed to retrieve it and return the cordless phone I'd been carrying on the beach.
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Feb 25, 2013 09:32
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I was one of Doctor Who's companions, and we were fighting against an alien mafia made up of beings who resembled giant versions of the facehuggers from the Alien series, only with big creepy eyes.
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Feb 25, 2013 16:58
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My family was having a potluck of some kind at home, but 'home' looked entirely different from normal and was in the middle of some kind of field. Some of my friends from college showed up, including one guy that I wasn't sure had a thing for me or not but was cool otherwise. He and I hugged and chatted for a bit, and I guess he was intending we hook up because I was trying to think of ways to avoid coming to that subject, but luckily we had to go outside to check something in my dad's truck. When I got outside, there was this huge black snake-thing under the truck -- it had a really weird-shaped head, like a cobra except more... military tank-like, if that makes any sense? Anyway, snake came slithering directly towards me unhinging its jaws, and I freaked out and scuttled back, then bolted back into the house to my room to hide. Some time later, my parents found me all jittery and I explained what happened, then dad explained that the snake was dead and in the drawer. And he pulled out a dresser drawer just full of all these dead and dangerous reptile-things, including something that looks like a small dinosaur. I freaked out again, and woke up.
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Mar 1, 2013 17:37
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I had a recurring dream that I was on a carnival ride at the top when the car flew off its bearings and I float over the carnival in the air, hurtling towards destruction. Unfortunately I have this one quite often.
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Mar 1, 2013 18:02
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I kind of had a "medley" dream last night. It was almost like 6 or so diferent dreams. -I got a new kitten who had weirdly chromatic eyes and cried like a human baby. -I was held down and teabagged by several of my boyfriend's friends. -I wound up sleeping in an old rundown baseball stadium. three guys cam up and offered to make porn with me. Can't remember what I said. -All I could hear was the lost woods theme from Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Mar 1, 2013 21:31
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Last night I dreamt that I was playing a college campus wide game of capture the flag (I graduated from college 10 years ago) - after losing the game and pissing off my brother, who is years younger than me and never graduated from his trade school, I went to a dorm and made out with a girl from highschool who I forgot about completely until now! Also there was a show on TV where Eminem was a tattoo artist.
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Mar 2, 2013 16:16
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I dreamt I was trapped in a descending series of half-story dungeons connected to each other at their corners. Dusty, concrete clay dungeons, with a view to a neverending sunset through breezy open barred windows. I must have been a few kilometres above the surface of the planet, or a planet. Inside each room was a sudoku puzzle. Because of the infinite time I had to spend on each puzzle, I ended up coming up with some sort of easy solution to every sudoku puzzle ever, sort of like how some people have an easy time seeing Magic Eye illusions. I don't even play sudoku in my waking life.
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Mar 2, 2013 18:36
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Belle and the Beast were waiting in a subway stop circa December 2001, when OJ and his trial lawyer came down the stairs. What was supposed to happen, according to flashbacks, was that OJ would insult the Beast’s hair and then the lawyer would throw him onto the tracks so he’d get hit by a train and lose both legs and one arm. This time, Belle rebelled and grabbed him as he was being thrown, tossed him against the wall, and dream physics meant that the lawyer pivoted around and was thrown onto the tracks. My dream-self was extremely concerned about whether or not this was racist. A middle-class, formerly rich family attempted to go on vacation. There was talk of classism and the illusion of the American Dream, but the important part was that the family ended up going to trial, so Anderson Cooper biked across the country in a Nixon mask to come to their aid. It ended with a tearful speech in zero-gravity about how Republicans were stupid, because microeconomics and microeconomics did not work the same way.
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Mar 3, 2013 09:34
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I went to Nandos with Lionel Richie. He doesn't like chicken.
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I waterboarded John Kerry and blamed it on my little brother.
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Mar 6, 2013 19:41
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I had a really unfair dream. Zombies were attacking some random suburb. These weren't your regular old shambling dumb zombies, though. They arrived in boats with wheels banging war drums and acted like normal humans. Bonus: the other night there was this bizarre tv-shopping show where they show off various products. One of them was a grenade launcher that they filled with a mixture of (very specifically) one part beaten egg, one part cola, one lemon and one lime. I'm not fully sure what it did, but I think it just flowed out of the end. Grei Skuring fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Mar 7, 2013 |
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Mar 7, 2013 18:09
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I went to the movie theaters dressed as a girl, short skirt and everything. On a date. Got feeled up by the guy. I'm straight. ;-;
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Mar 8, 2013 13:14
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THE MASTER IS COMING THE MASTER IS COMING
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QuantumNinja posted:I went to the movie theaters dressed as a girl, short skirt and everything. On a date. Got feeled up by the guy. Yet another video game dream: I was watching the movie adaptation of Half Life 2. It was OK through episode 1 but then episode 2 started out with Gordon, Kleiner and Alyx on a flying sea-ship. They stopped for lunch and while eating they watched a song and dance routine by a troupe of political impressionists who happened to be there. Then a jerk in the audience started talking loudly so everyone walked out and got refunds. Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Mar 8, 2013 |
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Apparently I use my time dreaming to dream about commercials. I had a dream last night that I was with a friend, who was apparently famous for some reason, at a commercial shoot for Miracle Whip. The director started talking about the commercial and it sounded really dumb so I told him that he should put a dragon in it because dragons are awesome. He loved it and I ended up making the commercial which basically went like this. A man is talking with his young son in a park, they are having a picnic. The dad pulls out some Miracle Whip and the son asks why it's called Miracle Whip. He starts the story which then switches to his voice over doing narration over the scenes. Long ago in a land far away three kingdoms warred over a dragons horde of treasure. The commercial shows quick shots of three different armies all charging across the screen, these scenes are all drawn and animated. The dragon got angry with the constant attacks and fighting for his horde so he himself went to battle to destroy all of the armies, he summoned all of his dragon might and burned them with his flame breath. The dragon expended so much power that it opened a portal into our world, through which the Miracle Whip fell. The scene goes back to the man and his son and he explains that's why it's called Miracle Whip because it's a miracle we ever got it. He says to his son that some say the mighty dragon still stalks our lands looking for his lost Miracle Whip. His son looks scared for a second and the man laughs. As the commercial is fading out you hear a loud dragon cry and the kid looks to the sky. That was the end of my dream, I basically invented a commercial and watched it.
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Mar 8, 2013 19:36
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The Core posted:That was the end of my dream, I basically invented a commercial and watched it. This is gold and I hope you send them this as a serious proposal. I was being chased by a crazy dude carrying an MP5K. I beat him up somehow, and the police arrived. One of the officers walked over to me and pointed at the gun, now lying on the ground. He said "you could sell that, you know". For some reason, the dream-camera panned to a scene wherein my dad was talking to a fat, middle-aged woman over an old desk. In my dream, he was a renowned antiquarian and the woman was there to sell him something. She'd brought with her a collection of paintings that all had the same motive: pigs that looked like her. I have no idea why she thought this was valuable at all, but in my dream-logic they were very rare.
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Last night I dreamed I was travelling across time and space to help somebody else do something. I honestly have no idea what it was I was supposed to help them do, but it seemed pretty urgent as it was happening. The only reason the dream stands out to me at all is the fact that I was going to places I'd dreamed about in the past and kept getting distracted as I recognized them. Not a single location actually exists so far as I know, but plenty of them were based on places I've visited while awake. One moment I'm chasing a guy through a fish market from a dream I had when I was eight years old that was based on a tiny dilapidated dock my grandfather took me to when I was six. Next thing I know I'm transported a dozen years into the future and thousands of miles distant, winding up in a pizza shop my friend worked at in another dream based on a place I was at one time homesick for. I rush out the door, miles fly past instantaneously, and I'm in a library within a hydroelectric dam where I once saw Robin Williams in character as Patch Adams pretending to be the professor from Good Will Hunting. I catch sight of the guy I'm after, follow him around a bookcase, and then find myself chasing him across the nightmare version of a bridge I used to be terrified of in 1986. The dream eventually fell apart when I recognized a place I'd completely forgotten about and decided to wander off to explore; I made it about three blocks before waking up. The weirdest part was that, when I woke up, I was able to remember dreams I hadn't thought about in years simply due to the fact that I dreamt I visited key locations that were in them. It was the weirdest goddamn sensation of deja vu I've ever experienced.
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I was minding my own business and switching out my old, worn iPhone cover with a new one when suddenly, my younger brother burst into my room wearing only a black bathrobe. My mother was giggling hysterically from down the hall, and the James Bond theme started playing from where she was as my brother began doing a striptease. I was so horrified that I burst into tears and shut my eyes, refusing to open them while he was poncing about, and then I got up and started beating him violently before running (with my eyes still closed, mind you) out and away from everyone. I really need to stop having dreams where my family traumatizes me. 
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I had a dream that I was some kinda lieutenant in a big MOBA type battle, and our main hero type creature, a big dragon, was overwhelmed and dying, but I was able to cast a spell on them that transferred their life essence and power to a random person in our army, and they were freaking out because it was some kinda necromantic sacrilege to do that.
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I had a dream last night where I visited my old school. It was my 18 year old self, but everyone else was as I remember them at the age of 10 plus loads of others I must have made up. After a typical dream scenario of a musical number in the middle of class (  ) I went down this old spiral staircase. About 1/2 way down, about the ground floor, I found a 7.62 round casing on the floor (I shoot target rifles on a regular basis), and in the next room there was a 7 year old kid with a large pistol of some description, and all around him were the bodies of my friends, adults now. I screamed "poo poo" and ran downstairs. The old cellar was a place I rarely went while at the school, so I don't remember it very clearly but in the dream it was all there, with the addition of a mound of gravel and some paving slabs for some reason. I went to the paving slabs and tried to climb up the stacks to reach the ceiling (IDK why). I hear a clicking sound, and I get down from the pile of slabs to see this kid has entered the room. He walks very slowly towards me, and takes aim. I drop to the floor and land behind the gravel mound as he empties his pistol into the pile of slabs and the pile of gravel. he walks round the side, and I grab the gun out of his hand, only to realise that it's a toy of some description and suddenly there's a blinding pain in my left knee. I'm on the floor, looking up at this kid holding an assault rifle that suddenly appeared in his hands, and he levels it at my forehead. before he shoots, I grab his leg and pull him over. He has now turned into a fully grown man with scars on his face and long dark hair. I find the toy gun in my hand, only this time it's a real pistol. He puts the rifle to my gut, and we both pull the trigger. Then I wake up. Most disturbing dream diary entry I ever had to write 
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Mar 9, 2013 17:10
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Some TV talent show program that has the Gong Show gong, Simon Cowell as one of the panelists, and is based on pitching works of art you have already made. One of the contestants is Robert Fripp, who has an 8-part soundscape album based on different abandoned playgrounds he has found. There is also a series of spoken word pieces you can download off of his website that can be played simultaneously with the album. In one of them, he cautions a boy not to run around in wet shoes, so he doesn't get athlete's foot. The winner, though, is a college-age Pakistani guy who comes skateboarding out onto the stage to the Vince Guaraldi Peanuts music. He first shows a life-size resin sculpture of an even more bobbleheaded '50s Charlie Brown curled up in the fetal position, but what really wins over the panelists is his second item—a Charlie Brown doll in a football uniform, whose head screws off to reveal it is also a flask, and which has a clip on the back so you can hang it from your rear-view mirror. Simon Cowell declares it "the official Penn State parking pass."
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For some reason, I was part of a research mission to the moon with a group of people I didn't know. We didn't have space suits, we had these hoodies that would protect us from solar radiation. Not sure how we were breathing on the surface of the moon with just the hoodies, but I didn't think to question it in the dream. I also didn't question that we were moving normally and not like we should have been in low gravity. Anyway, there was this strange vault door on the surface (like the one in the show Lost) that we were trying to open. When we finally got it open, there were several dead astronauts in spacesuits (not hoodies like us) at the bottom of a ladder that looked mummified. Apparently, some little spider like creatures would turn you crazy if they stung you, and that started happening to the other researchers, who began to act more violent and come after everyone else. It was creepy. The dream ended when I woke up to pee about 3am, but it took me a while to get back to sleep. I don't know where that weird poo poo came from, but I did eat a pizza from Schlotzsky's for dinner. Don't they say what you eat effects your dreams? I blame that. WARDUKE fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Mar 9, 2013 |
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Well hell, I've had some bizarre dreams, including one which happened really recently. First off, it was a good 2-3 years ago. I don't remember the circumstances of the dream, but I was being roused awake by my wife when I apparently asked her with a grave tone "Which head of the chimera has the head in it? I have my heavy crossbow ready." For the life of me, I can't remember if I dreamt of actually fighting the chimera, or if I was dreaming of playing Dungeons and Dragons. Being honest, both are equally possible, if not likely. Now just two days ago I had a quite perplexing dream. I secured a pretty large double bladed sword in its scabbard. I needed to make sure I could use it if I needed to, but I didn't want to cause any insult to my host. I knew that this diplomatic mission was of the utmost of importance - I needed to propose a treaty with Cao Cao and the Kingdom of Wei, an alliance because the Suns were really making life difficult for my liege. I needed to meet with Cao Cao, so of course I met with him at a present day Old Country Buffet. All Americana rusticy looking decor and all. So as we seated with our food, I negotiated with Cao Cao, all of the flowery language which is so prevalent in the Romance of Three Kingdoms, all of the "Lord Cao Cao, surely in your great wisdom and might, you may take pity and offer aid to my Lord, a loyal and virtuous servant of the Han," and all that. Meanwhile, lovely Adult Contemporary music is played at a low volume and normal people dressed normally just walk by. (Cao Cao and myself are dressed like we wandered out of a Koei game) Oh yeah, and during all of this Cao Cao is eating fried chicken. Cao Cao LOVES fried chicken. Still not sure how my brain made the connection between the Hero of Chaos and Old Country Buffet. I don't even like OCB.
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Pretty strange dream/nightmare last night. In my dream I wake up in a house that I lived in a few years ago. I open both my eyes except I can't actually see anything. I'm fumbling around as my vision slowly starts to return and I hear GLaDOS's voice in my head telling me I'm a clone and not a real person. I start panicking and screaming at GLaDOS that I am, infact, a real person and she can go gently caress herself. The scene changes from my old house to a maze of train tracks as I'm running away as fast as I can to find my parents and reassure them of my identity. I begin to relax and feel a little more at ease when I see the sun beaming all around me, illuminating all the summer greens and yellows found in rural Glasgow (Scotland). Until now I had forgotten that a voice in my head had been telling me that I am a clone, however, like a manifestation of my doubts, the horizon and surrounding areas begin transmuting into complex mechanical structures. The voice in my head gets louder; I am not a person, I am a clone. "Where are you going?" GLaDOS asks. "Did you honestly think you were human for a moment?". I freak the gently caress out and fall to my knees, next thing I know I'm back where I started, lying down in bed with a vague recollection of what just happened thinking that must have been a dream but now I'm really awake this time. I get out of bed, walk downstairs and both my parents are crying when I tell them that I'm not a clone and it was just a machine trying to trick them, my mum accuses me of taking drugs and I run out of the house ashamed. I felt bad that my parents thought I was a complete burn out but at least I wasn't a clone, this was real. As I think this, the world starts transmuting again, this time the process is extremely fast and I am suddenly in a futuristic prison cell with nothing but a pen. I pick the pen up but I'm not sure if I'm doing it of my own free will, then I hear GLaDOS instructing me that as a clone I am bound to her will. She has decided that I am to press the pen up against my eye then push it as far back through my head as possible. Don't worry, she reassures me that I will never die. I will respawn and fulfill her duties for as long as she sees fit. After slowly jamming the pen through my eye ball I woke up. E: for those of you who don't know, GLaDOS sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVlLOGL9ezE for extra creepy factor
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I nearly got into a car wreck a few days ago so the first couple of days after I kept dreaming of driving in the middle lane of a motorway and being too nervous to change lanes and turn off. The third night it happened I was trapped in the lane for so long it got dark and I was lost way, way outside the city - just me, fields and the constant stream of cars just too close together to merge into on my left hand side. This went on for hours, much longer than the previous dreams, to the point where my brain apparently got bored because suddenly I was parked in a layby having dirty angry sex with Kristen Stewart from the Twilight films. I've never really paid attention to her nor have I ever seen any films she's been in, but now every time she's on my TV my dumb lizard brain is all like "hey that's that girl you had dirty angry sex with that night you got lost" and now she's hot because a subconscious manifestation of her had nasty layby sex with my imaginary self. I've not had the car dream since, though, so that's good.
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X-23 carved tattoos with her claws after having Jubilee imbue them with neon. It made the tattoos beautiful, but very flammable. She began to tattoo one on a dwarven girl when she had a crisis of conscience, stopped partway through, and hid her instead. There was an undersea cave with a mermaid whose tail was a vicious eel/fish with a mouth full of teeth. If you fell into the water pit she would throw you to the wall and eat you. The wall held you there with webbing, and the first attack would tear the webbing apart and let you escape. If you were a child molester, you couldn’t escape, and the next attack would kill you. The mermaid was also a child molester/abuser who had been locked inside a clam for 20 years and changed her ways through meditation. razamataza posted:E: for those of you who don't know, GLaDOS sounds like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVlLOGL9ezE for extra creepy factor GLaDOS dreams are creepy. She's shown up in mine twice.
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Apparently, I had sex with Gyp Rosetti.Ghost Cow Goes Boo posted:having dirty angry sex with Kristen Stewart
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One of the coolest dreams I've had in a long time. Noah's Ark basically. There was going to be huge, destructive flooding -- my family had decided to use this huge ship my younger brother found to create a floating colony, with hundreds of people and full self-sustainability -- gardening and the lot. Preparation and then launching went on for a long time. It was cool...
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Paradox Personified posted:Would have much preferred this, having a crush on her since Panic Room. Paradox Personified posted:having a crush on her since Panic Room. Paradox Personified posted:since Panic Room. 
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I was a kid too then, is that a problem for you? Thanks for adding your dream to the thread, really keeps it going.
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I just tend to assume the worst with goons, probably for good reason, no harm intended.
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I've been having really hosed up dreams for a few weeks now. No diet changes or medication so who knows? Last night I dreampt that I was watching someone's house for them. No idea who or why. They had these huge glass sculptures all over the place and any time I left a room they would fall over and shatter. While investigating one of the broken statues I found a man laying on the ground. I went to check on him because he had shards on either side of his face and suddenly his face opened up along a seem in the middle and his sinuses/whatever were packed full of crawling maggots. As he tried desperately to scrape them out and put his face back together while gurgling terribly, I woke up. At least I was early for work!
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I tend to have very strange dreams after drinking, even if it's a couple glasses of wine. Last night, I had a dream about an 8-bit game called "Endor" but it was pronounced "Endure". Rather than random noises and music, there was an actual announcer (think random arcade fighting game) shouting "WILL BEN AFFLECK ENDUURRRRRRREE?!" as the title popped up in big red letters outlined in white. I should point out that I wasn't dreaming about playing this game or watching someone play it. The game was my dream. It's like I was watching a FRAPS replay or something. After the announcer finished shouting "ENDURE!" the standard "Press Start" appeared. There was the sound of Mario collecting a coin as the prompt flashed and the screen wiped to a "Survival Options" screen: >Nothing >Walker >Tank The selection arrow went between the options for a moment and then chose Walker. The game took place in a green field, the walker standing in the center. There were no health bar, life counter or score counter anywhere on the screen. The same announcer shouted "ENDUUURRRRE!" and (who I assume is) Ben Affleck started moving around in his walker, shooting at enemies as they appeared. After shooting various stick figures and dodging their lasers for ~15 seconds, everything stopped and the announcer shouted "BEN AFFLECK, YOU HAVE ENDUUURRRED!" and back to the "Survival Options" screen it went. This time, Tank was chosen. Shortly after the round started, the tank was hit by a laser and exploded. A naked stick figure (I'm assuming it was naked because it was completely tan) jumped out and started shooting lasers, but he was felled quickly. The announcer shouted "BEN AFFLECK HAS NOT ENDUURRREED!" and an 8-bit goatse appeared on the screen, shooting Bitcoins out of its rear end as the words "GAME OVER" flashed. Suddenly I heard the song "Wires" by Red Fang and woke up. That is what I dreamt about last night.
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Mar 12, 2013 21:52
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