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SynthOrange posted:
I just spent the last five seconds groaning because this guy has tried so hard to commission my bf. One time, we really needed the money, and he did some work for him. He asked for him to change the whole sketch because of a misplaced stripe on his tiger-character's body, or something similarly banal, and was really weird about the whole thing in general. After that, bf swore off doing work for him ever again. So, what does the guy do? He gets someone else to commission bf for a picture, then spring it on him that he wanted that character in it, too. He did the picture, because the other guy had already paid, but told him in the future to never do that again. While we both like eating too much to swear off doing work for furries, we don't like it enough to ever work for that stupid gently caress again. I also seem to remember the same guy drawing a picture of a geth in a diaper, but I hope it was just a nightmare.
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May 26, 2013 03:59
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Geth do not eliminate.
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May 26, 2013 05:08
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DicktheCat posted:I also seem to remember the same guy drawing a picture of a geth in a diaper, but I hope it was just a nightmare. Was it by any chance this?  Some Maniac posted:Got the idea here for my Geth Character Cole in a diaper. So decided to try a more sketchy style pic for it.
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May 26, 2013 05:14
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Some Maniac posted:Well hope you guys liked this new lil pic style here and the lil story. We did, friend. We did.
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May 26, 2013 05:43
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DicktheCat posted:I just spent the last five seconds groaning because this guy has tried so hard to commission my bf. One time, we really needed the money, and he did some work for him. He asked for him to change the whole sketch because of a misplaced stripe on his tiger-character's body, or something similarly banal, and was really weird about the whole thing in general. After that, bf swore off doing work for him ever again. Would he be willing to expound on what it's like doing commissioned art? Are there a lot of pervs who spend ten pages sperging about how they want their pregnant furry futa Gaia Online character drawn juuuuuuust so? (and does he spend his nights hugging Mr. Noosey because of it?)
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May 26, 2013 05:57
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Gynovore posted:Would he be willing to expound on what it's like doing commissioned art? Are there a lot of pervs who spend ten pages sperging about how they want their pregnant furry futa Gaia Online character drawn juuuuuuust so? (and does he spend his nights hugging Mr. Noosey because of it?) You know, I've been thinking on and off of starting an ask/tell style thread about weird commissioner stories for a while, but I'm never sure if there'd be enough of an audience for it to be successful, or if it should be in ask/tell or creative convention. Ohhohohoho. Lordy lordy, are there ever folks who sperg about their characters for ten loving pages. The worst is when they only have text for reference, so you absolutely have to read their loving wall of words, lest you miss that freckle on "hir" inner thigh. (And yes, folks with hermaphroditic characters will often say "shi" or "hir" when referring to them.)I can't even describe the amounts of crazy I've seen on various art sites, and I've been doing commissions for a lot less time than him. If you want a bucket full of nutso, just google "chackats". It's only sometimes that he just breaks down and is like "I went to art school, dammit!" I've seen him just switch off the computer and stare off into space before. He's actually a goon, so I'll send him this thread when he's awake tomorrow, so he can answer any questions himself. Captain Pissweak...I don't know what to say. Not because the picture is super bad (it is) but because it's the second picture of a geth in a diaper I've seen. I don't know if it was by the same guy or not, though. The one I saw was like a line up of a geth in various clothes, then I walked away from the computer.
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May 26, 2013 06:30
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DicktheCat posted:You know, I've been thinking on and off of starting an ask/tell style thread about weird commissioner stories for a while, but I'm never sure if there'd be enough of an audience for it to be successful, or if it should be in ask/tell or creative convention. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'd love an ask/tell about that. I've thought at times about getting getting commissioned art for my CoH characters, but I've long suspected the artists have to wade through streams of crazy, and I worried that mine would be the email that finally makes them reach for the sleeping pills and tequila. 
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May 26, 2013 07:40
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 Every character fits somehow.  Oh Westeboos, how you'll never cease to amuse.  These Pokemon Fusions sure are amazing. All of you should look for these.
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May 26, 2013 11:52
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SynthOrange posted:
The sad thing is, the diaper is the only part that's extra-canonical. The Star Trek cartoon had a cat-lady crewmember.
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May 26, 2013 15:36
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DicktheCat posted:but I'm never sure if there'd be enough of an audience for it to be successful There's an A/T thread about weirdos that think they have make believe husbands. If there can be thread about that, there can be a thread about people that commission weird things.
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May 26, 2013 19:47
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Gynovore posted:I can't speak for anyone else, but I'd love an ask/tell about that. I've thought at times about getting getting commissioned art for my CoH characters, but I've long suspected the artists have to wade through streams of crazy, and I worried that mine would be the email that finally makes them reach for the sleeping pills and tequila. Imma tell ya right now that it wouldn't be. So long as it's not all dicks and super special oohlookitmeeveryonlovesme snowflake bullshit, most artists don't care. Hell, I know artists that wouldn't care even if it was, because the price might be right. My roommate, for example, hates drawing pornography, but ended up doing it from time to time because $$$. I'm one of the lucky ones in that I haven't had to go so far. What I'm saying is that, if you want something, just commission it, and don't worry. The artist is probably really thankful for your money. There's a reason for the stereotype of starving artist. (It's because it's true.) Sherd Red posted:There's an A/T thread about weirdos that think they have make believe husbands. That's a fair point, I suppose. I'll get on it when I'm not laying on the couch throw-up sick, 'cause I don't wanna make a bad OP. Do you guys think it would be okay to link it here when I do?
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May 26, 2013 21:30
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I'd love to see a topic about that, and I certainly wouldn't mind having the thread linked here! Weirdo fanart and crazy commission-ers are close-linked phenomena, after all.
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May 26, 2013 22:31
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Dewclaw posted:Imma tell ya right now that it wouldn't be. So long as it's not all dicks and super special oohlookitmeeveryonlovesme snowflake bullshit, most artists don't care. Hell, I know artists that wouldn't care even if it was, because the price might be right. My roommate, for example, hates drawing pornography, but ended up doing it from time to time because $$$. I'm one of the lucky ones in that I haven't had to go so far. I'd love to see it, and hell, I'd love to participate, if you'd be okay with other people in the same boat sharing their stories? I draw weird poo poo on commission because money, and boy I have some stories to tell. And I know SA user "the kawaiiest" is pretty open about the fact she draws (anime, I believe) on commission and has to deal with insanity.
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May 26, 2013 23:12
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I know back in the mock threads, The Kawaiiest would reveal details about being an artist by commission. Also, I think I've seen more art from the diaper guy. Don't remember the exact details, but I think everything was basically different sci-fi creatures drawn in that art style wearing diapers.
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May 26, 2013 23:25
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DicktheCat posted:If you want a bucket full of nutso, just google "chackats". Everything about chakats can be summed up by the fact that Taygon now identifies as one.
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May 26, 2013 23:30
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Senior Woodchuck posted:The sad thing is, the diaper is the only part that's extra-canonical. The Star Trek cartoon had a cat-lady crewmember. There's two of them in Star Trek Into Darkness having a threesome with Kirk. Here's some badly-photoshopped caitians: 
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May 27, 2013 00:02
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The MSJ posted:There's two of them in Star Trek Into Darkness having a threesome with Kirk. Here's some badly-photoshopped caitians: Were they supposed to be the same? They didn't seem to have as much hair as the ones in TAS. I just assumed it was JJ making up more aliens for a one-off scene like always. No, we can't have Andorians and Pakleds and whatever around, everyone needs to be a different alien. I thought at least the bald dude on the bridge was Deltan but no, he was a cyborg or some bullshit.  I'm just pretty pissed about STID in general though. Here's something:  Of course Chekov should be wearing red because despite there being probably dozens of people more qualified, he was the chief engineer when Scotty left for some loving reason.
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May 27, 2013 00:08
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Is....the artist's name literally Eyeshield21DeathNote?
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May 27, 2013 00:22
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Waffleman_ posted:Is....the artist's name literally Eyeshield21DeathNote? Duh. It's obviously the title. His name is Deathnote and she is his eyeshield. Eyeshield to one Deathnote. OBVIOUSLY. I suppose it's redundant saying this but you can happily disregard the artistic merit of anyone signing with their screen name. Not because of that, of course, it's just one of those handy little hints that nature likes to throw out there. Like bad food smelling awful. Edit: the Star Trek bit helps too.
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May 27, 2013 00:34
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Saw this posted on Twitter the other day:  E: Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:I don't know if it makes you feel better or worse but that's a G3 (i.e. pre-brony) pose. I know (been collecting the darn things since I was four and actually in the target audience) and no, it does not. Though the more I think of it, the thought of a Brony picking this up and reading it amuses me. Rahonavis has a new favorite as of 17:08 on May 27, 2013 |
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May 27, 2013 01:28
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A Pretentious Owl posted:I'd love to see it, and hell, I'd love to participate, if you'd be okay with other people in the same boat sharing their stories? I draw weird poo poo on commission because money, and boy I have some stories to tell. And I know SA user "the kawaiiest" is pretty open about the fact she draws (anime, I believe) on commission and has to deal with insanity. Yeah, that's fine. The reason that I'm answering instead of Dewclaw (my bf) is that I accidentally posted as him while blobbing around on his laptop. I didn't realize he was logged in instead of me. That earlier post is, in fact, a DicktheCat post, and not a Dewclaw post. I got on my computer because I'm feeling a little better and just noticed it. Really sorry about that! (should I have him edit it out or something? I don't want people thinking that he's some puppet account or something  )Also, Rahonavis, that's just... gently caress man. gently caress. E:Yes, I would really, really love to have a bunch of artist in that thread once I make it. 'Cause even between me an' Dewclaw, we only have a limited amount of crazy.
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May 27, 2013 01:41
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Sad lions posted:Duh. It's obviously the title. Actually, if I recall correctly, "Eyeshield 21" and "Death Note" are both anime/manga series, so... I guess the username is just gluing those two titles together.
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May 27, 2013 01:48
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Rahonavis posted:Saw this posted on Twitter the other day: I don't know if it makes you feel better or worse but that's a G3 (i.e. pre-brony) pose. graybook posted:Actually, if I recall correctly, "Eyeshield 21" and "Death Note" are both anime/manga series, so... I guess the username is just gluing those two titles together. Eyeshield 21 is a football manga. American football. The furthest away from Death Note thing possible. 
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May 27, 2013 02:44
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:I don't know if it makes you feel better or worse but that's a G3 (i.e. pre-brony) pose. 
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May 27, 2013 03:58
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A Pretentious Owl posted:I'd love to see it, and hell, I'd love to participate, if you'd be okay with other people in the same boat sharing their stories? I draw weird poo poo on commission because money, and boy I have some stories to tell. And I know SA user "the kawaiiest" is pretty open about the fact she draws (anime, I believe) on commission and has to deal with insanity. e: no, I didn't draw it.
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May 27, 2013 04:52
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the kawaiiest posted:e: no, I didn't draw it.
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May 27, 2013 05:02
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Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and nth the A/T thread. I would totally read it.
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May 27, 2013 05:11
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    Well, I guess they're getting bored of mammals now.   That's supposed to be Carl Sagan.  That's supposed to be a Carl Sagan paper doll.
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May 27, 2013 06:29
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I mean, as far as Sonic OCs go, I guess that's... original. ALSO. Since there was interest in such a thread, I hope I'm not stepping on any toes, but I pulled the trigger and made an OP in A/T. Ask Us About Drawing Fanart on Commission, guys!
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May 27, 2013 06:41
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graybook posted:Actually, if I recall correctly, "Eyeshield 21" and "Death Note" are both anime/manga series, so... I guess the username is just gluing those two titles together. Deathnote I knew, but what the gently caress is Eyeshield? *looks the drat thing up* Image search of that stupidass thing just brought this up, which I think is exactly that username: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fgpadBGPm...ntine_64207.jpg
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May 27, 2013 09:09
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It's a Japanese American football anime.
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May 27, 2013 12:40
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A Pretentious Owl posted:
Might give it a read, always wanted to try to see if I could make some extra money on art-commissions. I just don't think my art is good enough to charge someone for, and that I usually just make things for free anyway. Still, getting payed for drawing sounds like a good deal. Anyways, here's some content:  "Excuse me as I go clean up my nosebleed...." "like so many others, I just passed out. *nosebleed*" *Several other posts with nosebleed gifs* Is nosebleeds like a Japanese code name for an erection? 
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May 27, 2013 13:10
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scarycave posted:Might give it a read, always wanted to try to see if I could make some extra money on art-commissions. I just don't think my art is good enough to charge someone for, and that I usually just make things for free anyway. Still, getting payed for drawing sounds like a good deal. Yes and no.
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May 27, 2013 13:13
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Donald Duck comic. NSFW for cartoon dick.
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May 27, 2013 14:41
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^^ You know, as - worthy as that is, thank the gods old and new this person doesn't know about that particular disturbing little fun fact about ducks... (Educational but  )karl fungus posted:
I have more questions about the thing in back of him... Tiberius Thyben posted:Everything about chakats can be summed up by the fact that Taygon now identifies as one. I'd say that, but also this, if only for the *magical* illustration of the graduate: 
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May 27, 2013 17:14
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A Pretentious Owl posted:
You huge butt, you stole my thread idea! It was gonna be my first thread on SA!  It's okay, I was actually trepidatious about starting a thread with so few stories in me. Imma go bookmark that poo poo right away. So thanks for kicking it off! 
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May 27, 2013 19:37
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Speaking of spinoff threads, maybe it would be a good idea to make one on furry weirdness. There's a lot of strange artwork out there that doesn't fit into weird fanart.
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Sorry, but you're looking for the AMAZING fanart thread. That bird is ripped.
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