Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

bobkatt013 posted:

The way god intended rednecks to be


Dude, Necro Butcher is right there.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Rad R. posted:

What's the story behind this? Google won't help, and Raven's Facebook fanpage is MIA. He used to have a amusing video blog.

He still kinda does - there was an update not too long ago. Raven seems to have de-aged a year or two in this picture, too.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Deadpool posted:

After seeing so many pictures of Zayn I can see now why they didn't want to use him as a masked guy. Like Del Rio he's not some gruesome monster underneath. In fact quite the opposite.

That's actually the only unmasked picture of him I've seen where he didn't look really awkward. Maybe it's the hat. Either way, I don't get WWE's obsession with unmasking everyone.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

I Before E posted:

Only if he teams up with Randy Orton who is playing a fedora-wearing obnoxious internet atheist.

The Apex Redditor.

The Minnesota Reddit Crew.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Lazer posted:

WWE posted photos from their live event in Paris. This was one of them:




Big E is what happens when you put Super Dragon's butt on a guy who's actually in shape.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Jefferoo posted:

I've yet to see a wrestler properly wear a suit.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Roy Nelson: A UFC Career, Illustrated




Roy looks like every professional wrestler before 1983 in this shot. He and Kimbo Slice should have just gone to FCW instead of all this non-fixed fighting foolishness.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


I'll see your Four Horsemen tribute and raise you this.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

coconono posted:

I showed that pic to a friend that barely watches wrestling and she immediately pointed out Stephanie's rear end is super mommed out.

Well she's a mom, so that seems logical enough.

Here's The Sheik biting someone.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Cactus Jack posted:

Someone made a post on Reddit called 'Pics from my childhood - Growing up in a 1%er "Biker Gang"' and I saw someone familiar in one of them.



Whoever posted that must have grown up in the Pagans, because they're who Bam Bam was connected to.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Bash Ironfist posted:

If I was in the shape he was, I'd be flexing everywhere I went, constantly.

The best thing about the Rock is that he's clearly having too much fun with his life to care about whether or not he's being corny.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Minitrue posted:

Seth Rollins: the only non-hunchback of the Shield.

To compensate, his neck is way longer than it should be.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Cena's buddy looks like the default Mii.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

NienNunb posted:

Guess who made Delaware County, Philadelphia's most wanted list for not paying child support?



Someone send for Raven.

Forget Raven, someone call DDP. Sandman doesn't even look like himself these days.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Minitrue posted:

HBK is rocking a pretty intense Leon Russell beard.

He should have grown that monster years ago. He actually looks like a grown man now.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

njsykora posted:



Now that's a REEEEEAL ice cream.

I have those same plaid shorts.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Kifisonfire posted:

Guess you were right



I thought those plates said BRO for a second there.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

HulkaMatt posted:

And yet it still benefited more money than TNA did for Zema Ion & Jesse Sorenson combined!



Barrister Muta is the best thing.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

VogeGandire posted:

Another year where Tajiri fails to visibly age.

Maybe he's doing the Japanese delayed aging thing where he waits until he hits 50 and then suddenly ages 30 years all at once.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

El Gallinero Gros posted:

He lost a shitload of weight and became a stuntman after ECW closed.

A shitload is an understatement, dude looks great.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

SteamyV posted:

This makes me so :allears:



I don't understand how Dustin manages to look younger every year.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

LividLiquid posted:

Is that Regaldust? Because I honestly don't remember there being a Regaldust.

Regaldust looks like the Joker a bit, which I am okay with.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I know some folks are scared of him relapsing, but Jake certainly looks, from a physical perspective, like he could handle a Royal Rumble.

What surprised me is how tall Jake is. I never noticed until he started losing weight, but DDP is a tall, lanky dude and Jake is pretty much exactly his height.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

kidcoelacanth posted:

Boy that's a stretch.

And just think, he moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

theacox posted:

Steiner and Nash really look pretty normal for their ages in this pic. It's Hall that (expectedly) looks loving terrible.

Hall's 54, which is older than I thought, and he looked WAY worse up until he moved near DDP and started taking care of himself again.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

Isn't that Kahagas, a guy that does a lot of NWA/FIP stuff?

I seriously thought that was Santino Morella for a minute there.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Gonz posted:

That's what he wants you to think.

He and Owen Hart are actually alive, living in a duplex near Perth, Australia.

A suplex duplex?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


I believe Danielson jokingly guessed that his new WWE name would be Lloyd Boners.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Gavok posted:

I think it was right after the tie situation happened. His first indy appearances was in Chikara where after the match he did a speech thanking everyone for their support and joked about how he was going to TNA under the name Lloyd Boner.

He also joked that someone else, maybe Tyler Black, would be renamed John Weinerson in developmental. Bottom line is that Bryan Danielson is great.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Say Nothing posted:


I'm kind of surprised they didn't collapse into a black hole.

I love that Mark's the only one wearing a suit like a grown up.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Five Apples posted:

:goonsay:

It's pretty safe to assume the other guys were actually competing, hence the workout clothes and loving trophy.

No poo poo, I was kidding. Calm down.

Red posted:

(Click to En-LARGE)


Rene Dupree looks weird.

Renee Dupree looks like he's been under a heat lamp for too long.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Enough steroids talk, let's look at some fat wrestlers.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Red posted:

On one hand, that's awful and if I were Harley, I'd have carved my eyes out of my head with an ice cream scooper.

Then again, zookeepers do this every day.

I think it was probably more like shampooing a couch.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Umbra Dubium posted:

When did we start letting orcs compete at MMA?

From what I've seen of early UFC, pretty early on.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Hey, it's a bunch of talented dudes. Also, Kevin Sullivan.

Hey now, Sullivan was plenty talented. Just not in the ring. At all.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

MassRafTer posted:

The NWA is probably in a better state today than it was two years ago when a bunch of promoters were just using it as an insurance scam.

Isn't that pretty much what the NWA always was?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Writer Cath posted:

Dear god, just imagine her backhanding someone with that thing.

Bubba Ray said that the two hardest slaps he'd ever felt in wrestling were from Mae Young and Terry Funk.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Red posted:

I don't even care if this is real or made up, it's just too awesome.

Grandma slaps wrestler: "loving POWERBOMB ME, PUSSY!"

According to Bubba, she slapped him and told him not to be a pussy when he put her through a table. Mae Young owned.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

VogeGandire posted:

Except that's not it.

He was getting his roots and beard bleached, and was breathing through the straws because ammonia on your face sucks.

That makes more sense. As much as I love Raven, I can't see any huge merchandising plans that would require a face mold in his immediate future.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply