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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I think it's good. Not good in a "this deserves $1250" kind of way, but good in an "I got some chuckles, but will immediately forget about it as I move on with my day" kind of way. AKA, the true purpose of Kickstarter.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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stringball posted:

how many things has he backed that were either scams or didn't deliver? backing 75 projects is pretty fucken stupid.

https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/splogue

his comments are loving hilarious though

https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/splogue/comments

Hey, man, if you really need those geometric shapes crafted out of metal, you've gotta be willing to take some risks.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Harveygod posted:

Well, I'm not clicking that link.

It's only NWS, not NMS (depending on your pronunciation of 'pedometer', anyway).

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This is it fellas. The best chart on the internet.



*heads into the bedroom, but only with a mediocre amount of desire*

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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NUDE YORK CITY posted:

Risks and challenges
Being an artist in every capacity can be a risk and a challenge. To finish the series Nude City 1. New York, 2. Brazil, 3. Colombia, 4. Mexico must be realized and when the last one will be ready production will start.

FAQ
[none]
:laffo:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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The real safety improvement would be an active extinguisher timer, input your password every ten minutes to keep your candle safely lit.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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It's true, not even the legendarily multi-layered systems in Breath of the Wild let you eat fairies to gain power. Looks like Nordic Raven finally does what Nintendon't!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Kennel posted:

What about copyright? 

The game is being developed in a country that does not recognize copyright.

:lmao:
Awful Kickstarters Vol II: What about copyright?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Collateral Damage posted:

glossing over how he has no qualifications for making a game in the first place

Well that's just Pokémon with other people, any bozo could slap it together. Only a true visionary could think to harness it to the true power of blockchain :smug:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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All the security of the blockedgame

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Knormal posted:

What are you supposed to do when you run into a door with a standard round doorknob?

Stand there kicking it until some unprotected chump opens it for you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Perhaps some sort of disposable hand covering made of an impermeable material such as latex

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Rapulum_Dei posted:

The problem with hankies is having to wash them
Behold; disposable hankies
The problem with disposable hankies is the waste
I got this; https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/finalstraw/finalwipe


*BIDET NOT INCLUDED

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Rich Kyanka's SpinePoker 9000TM

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Good luck getting me to the headchopper XL when I'm physically too large to leave my apartment, or, realistically, my couch :smug:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Tag yourself, I'm Chaotic Big

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Great Rumbler posted:

I actually had this exact same idea before!

When I was about 10 years old.

Masking bad odors with good ones? Should've kept at it

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Stylish but not pretentious[CITATION NEEDED]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Paladinus posted:

They just materialised in your tiny state-provided flat at some point

Much like the KGB

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Hub Cat posted:

So that thing totally blasts taint water all over whatever room it's in, right?

I have a name :(

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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*frustratedly looks at separate piles of washcloths, labeled "butt" and "countertops"* There's got to be a better way!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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GWBBQ posted:

I like that they used the guy with a buzz cut as the illustration of a hair dryer taking too long and not the woman with long hair. Also, with an 11lb switch, anyone with a big cat is going to end up with a massive power bill from the cat sleeping on it all day.

Many men with short haircuts suffer from sweaty taint syndrome

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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The US space program spent several years and millions of dollars developing a space suit with a specialized velcro fitting for astronauts to scratch their nose, the Soviets just used a pencil to sign the execution orders of anyone who complained of an itch

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Not gonna lie, as a young kid who longed for video games but didn't have any I probably would've been happy to have this and draw pretend games to play. I even had fun with one of those water-filled ring toss games because it was shaped like a Game Boy.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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They should be marketing to the rich five-year-old-me market, which would have paid any price for tongs that could have forks attached to them, if I'd had access to money.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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e: double gently caress, nobody pay attention to this

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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e: It has taken me well over a decade here to learn that quote is not edit

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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e: gently caress

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I will mispost twice for you for the low, low price of $19.99. An extra post included if you order within the next thirty minutes!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Quoth my Kickstarter account: Nevermore

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Awful Kickstarters:

CordlessPen posted:

fantastic terrors never felt before

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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God not government [$1 pledged of $2,500 goal]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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kirbysuperstar posted:

why that snack cup could hold as many as ten pringles!

*adds "diet" to product keywords*

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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So you won't run out of juice (if you have juice; juice not included)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Hub Cat posted:

Here is just a great example of somebody knowing the Kickstarter market.

I...

I kinda want a tiny katana...


:negative:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Len posted:

You can get katana letter openers on amazon right now

Please don't tempt me, lol

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'm sorry, this is an Official Kickstarter Success.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I've been approaching the pro tier of lazy-as-gently caress this past year and I don't even use the storage and cupholders built into my couch because they're more awkward than just setting stuff on the stool beside it. Also I had to go out of my way last year to buy a couch that doesn't plug into the wall to charge stuff, and I'm happy with that decision. Anyways, this advice to simplify your life is a true bargain compared to the Couch Console at only $69.99, thank you for your support

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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13Pandora13 posted:

Round II: do you want some really questionable digital tarot cards?

...do you want it bundled with an erotic telling of the Raven?

My answer was "no" the first time

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Legit kinda want something like that since if long term plans pan out, in a couple years work is gonna put me in remote Alaska for a while. Already thinking that far ahead at what a pain cell data/internet is gonna be.

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