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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Failure Route


When deciding to invite Kana to the movie…


… Nah. Girls are scary… :sweatdrop:

Hmm… I don’t have the courage to invite her…
Forget it, I give up.
Who else to invite?



Maybe someone I’m more familiar with…




Sunday…







:stonk:




L-let’s just give Kana the tickets instead… :sigh:

In that case… I will just give the tickets to Ms. Kana!

Excuse me…
Yes?
I have these movie tickets…
Ah… I see…
If you want it, I can give it to you.
Eh! Really!?
Yep.
Thank you!
D-don’t mention it…
Oh! There are two tickets.
Ah, yes…
I see…

Kanta…
Hm.
Thanks for the tickets!
Hm mmm.
I really like movies!
Hm.
I really want to thank you from the bottom of my heart!
You welcome.


Sunday…


Hmm… nothing to do on weekend again…
… back to sleep then…


Let’s go back to invited Kana and talking about Luc Besson…


A and C only give an “oh, okay” respond. So who the hell is Luc Besson?

Luc Besson...
...
... Don’t know who he is…
You don’t know?
Sorry… who?
Ah, he’s…
… another famous movie director.
Ahh, I see.
Then…
If Sunday is fine…
Sunday it is.
Great, it will be fun!



Sunday…when ask about how often you go to a theater…


Kana is disappointed on both the ‘popular movie’ and ‘date’ option since you clearly not nerdy enough. So C it is.

I don’t go to the theater often.
You don’t like movies?



Movies sucks! The price, the people, the food, the seats, everything!

More than dislike movies, I hate it.
!

This person’s behavior…


Sorry!
Hm?
I suddenly remember I have something to do…
Huh! Why?
Sorry! Got to go! *ran away*
Ah…
Okay.




Yes, I stay home and watch DVD all alone.

I am a DVD fan, so I prefer to watch movies at home.
Ahh, I see…
But it’s more fun to watch a movie in the cinema!
On the big screen!
I understand that feeling! I might not have the mood to watch it at home…
Yeah.



When ask about which of the four movies to watch…


Sadly, all choices lead to the same scenes for the next choice, but realistically, Kana is happy with all choice. So let’s go with cartoon because Kanta is such a child.

Alright…

Then…


“Let’s go with this.”
“Ohhh, that’s surprising!”

The movie version always got it right though! I always think the…


“... Peremptory boy in the movie does feel a bit manlier in the movie.”

Very trustworthy, and handsome!
Yeah!
I like the children group singing of the title song…
That immersion is amazing!
Agree, agree.
Ah ha ha ha!


This is such a sweet moment. :allears:


When ask about popcorn…


A and B result in “It’s just popcorn…” from Kana, so let’s go with D.

I think we shouldn’t buy popcorn…
Ah? Why!?
I might have to use the bathroom if I eat it!
!
Is that so…
Now let’s go!
Yeah.
(It’s just popcorn… you don’t have to be so wary about your stomach, right!?)
(Go to a hospital!)



When the couple in front of you won’t settle down…


drat them, we suppose to be quiet! I will just cough to get their attention! :colbert:




Are you alright, Kanta?
I-I am fine…
You are disturbing the others… maybe you should go outside…
N-nah, I will stop…


Maybe I should just let Kana deal with this…


You notice that right, Kana?
Ah! Me?
Do your best!

Ehhhhhhh!? Whyyy?


When sleep talking…

Mommy…
Huh!? Mommy?


My straw hat…
Childhood memory?
Dog…
!
Dog? Dog is…?
… great master, dog.
Whaat! ?
Want to die…


“Eh? Wa-want to die?”

I will pretend I didn’t heard that…



After the boring movie…


Gotta save this date. This movie is awesome! :woop:

Ahhh!
This is so interesting!
Oh?
What’s so interesting about it?



I will make stuff up, chick loves creative man!

It’s super interesting! All of it!
Ah…
There’s many way to perceptively look at a movie. No matter if it’s fun or boring; it will be decided by individual alone!
I see.
So I believe there’s no boring movie.
That makes sense!
I get it now!



Then I will tell her I lied, chicks love honesty!

… Sorry… I lied…
Eh!
Is that so!



At the diner talking about a certain movie sceen…


Choice C is Kanta saying he like the cool dog scene, so let’s talk about cancer. :thumbsup:

I see.
I feel that scene is the cancer of the movie.
R-really?
The slow camera panning and rotten script lines…
Completely disappointing.
W-was it that bad…?
You don’t have to say it that ba--
Ah? You don’t seem to know how to use the chopstick. No appetite? Or maybe…









When recommending a dvd movie to Kana…


Chicks love informative man!

] Ah, yes. It’s a love comedy sci-fi with animal characters that revolves around the journey of the Dog Planet.
The main character fallen in love with the female dog of that planet…
The best part is at the scene where the final announcement of revolt on the glider to meet the female dog!
He actually falls in love for the female cat that beacons as the statue of liberty, it’s amazing!

Ah!
That’s the plot eh?


(I pretty much understand everything and probably don’t need to watch it anymore…)



When Kana confess tell Kanta she have no friends and useless…


Chicks like to be treated like trash.

YES YOU ARE! TRASH LIKE YOU DOESN’T DESERVE TO LIVE!
S-so cruel…
Aww, you think so?



No. That is too cruel, let’s go with the best answer. :smith:

IF YOU ARE USELESS, THEN I AM USELESS TOO!
Kanta is useless too?
YE~~S ! That’s why I completely understand your feeling!


Few days later…


Oh, Kanta…
Did you watch the DVD yet?
Uhh…
Sorry, I got to go… *ran away*
Ah…the movie we…
Watches before…


Nyaa fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Mar 27, 2013

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