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Then we eat the drat thing like a horsepill. BAMF! Instant huge increase in our well!
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Tax Season is coming. Quick someone start up a spin off CYOA.
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Dr Subterfuge posted:We ask Tudiya what it is. I can support this. We know Ishamal will say nothing about it, other than it's a pretty rock. And Indor will probably want us to pay out the nose to have something made out of it now that we aren't on her good side anymore. Seeing as how Tudiya has been letting us in on some bits of secret lore, he might reveal that he has an idea of what the Soulgem actually is.
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Arkanomen posted:Tax Season is coming. Quick someone start up a spin off CYOA. OK Welcome to Receipt Lost: Clash of the Tax Havens! Choose your character: A: A mid-tier employee at the Internal Revenue Service B: A tax evading CEO C: A hard working taxpayer D: A Nephilim (tax status uncertain) This is a very important choice... Choose wisely!
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Coq au Nandos posted:OK A The most powerful option.
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Jan 17, 2017 01:03
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Coq au Nandos posted:OK B
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Jan 17, 2017 01:09
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B Lets get the most out of this guys.
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Jan 17, 2017 01:12
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B, except that we have just been selected to be a minister.
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Jan 17, 2017 01:15
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Alright if Diogs out for a couple days let's get this out of the way now; gently caress Ish
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Jan 17, 2017 01:21
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alpaca diseases posted:Alright if Diogs out for a couple days let's get this out of the way now; No he is cool and good Am I doing this right?
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Jan 17, 2017 01:23
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Jan 17, 2017 01:24
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SerSpook posted:No he is cool and good only if you reported him.
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SerSpook posted:No he is cool and good No, you are terribly wrong. Ish is a fascist that lies to us and probably hates us too. D
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Jan 17, 2017 01:32
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A. Let's drag some rich person into the very gates of hell (and audit him).
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Mr. Nemo posted:No, you are terribly wrong. Ish is a fascist that lies to us and probably hates us too. I am sorry but he is cool, and he is good, and he is my friend
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You're all such wrong voters. Who wants to play some lame game with a nephilim anyway?
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You are the CEO of a major US-based pharmaceutical company. Well, you say you're US-based - for tax purposes, your company is actually based in Cork, Ireland, where you benefit from a generously low tax rate. You pay virtually no tax in the US, EU or even in Australia. Your name is Ishamel. Ishamel Johnson. Today is a special day. You've had your best research and development team working on an extremely black project for a long while, now. Yesterday evening, while you were enjoying an exquisite meal of lobster and the company of a young congressman from the Midwest, you received a carefully worded email informing you that the project is ready for you to see. You arrive at your office in your regular Tuesday car - a flame red Porche. Parking in your customary space, next to the elevator (you had the disabled space moved), you head straight to your office, intending to drop your bag off before racing downstairs to inspect Project Enkidel. Your secretary stops you as you enter your office. "I'm sorry Mr Johnson, but the man from the IRS is back, and he says he has to speak to you!" What do you do? A: Blow off the IRS man and go downstairs to check on your secret project B: Attend a meeting with the IRS man about your company's tax arrangements
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A. We pay accountants for a reason, we can't be bothered with this "taxes" poo poo!
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C - Lure the taxman downstairs with us. Use him as a test subject for the experiment.
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A Yeah, like we "have" to do poo poo for the government. Get in line rear end in a top hat.
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the_steve posted:C - Lure the taxman downstairs with us. Use him as a test subject for the experiment. Someone's been watching iZombie. I approve. C
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the_steve posted:C - Lure the taxman downstairs with us. Use him as a test subject for the experiment.
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"Your taxes have no power here!"
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the_steve posted:C - Lure the taxman downstairs with us. Use him as a test subject for the experiment. This is a good post.
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Calling it now, project enkidel is a way to eliminate the need to poop.
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